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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 22h

Mine was really boring. And ive bought some shit on Amazon I wouldn't dare anyone know.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No one anywhere has ever liked Alex Rodriguez though. Not the fans... certainly not his teammates.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Tyreeks brain likely looks like Swiss cheese.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They can use three gloves but one guy has to wear two

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is the same mother fucker that said Trump was an FBI informant regarding Epstein.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The paramount app is straight fucking dogshit, but im sure that piece of shit cunt Ellison will make it better now that the government is allowing him to consolidate media.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Randy Arozarena is a Free Agent coming off a career year in his age 31 season... probably gonna cost an arm and a leg and might be looking at signing a 5 or 6 year conract.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Angels have new ownership, maybe they do a firesale? Trout likely won't be moved, maybe Wade Meckler could be had? Neto would be neato. Ideally the Royals could package Vinnie with someone to get a legit corner outfielder then move Cags to 1B. The Royals have a whole team of complimentary players

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

well... not with that attitude it won't.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In a vacuum Schwarber sounds fun, but boy would that complicate the line up in the worst way.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Started my day by getting a tire fixed and ending my day at a political fundraiser... is this what hell is?

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I had to go back and check, I genuinely didn't see the cookies at first.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nothing bad can happen, only good can happen.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Imagine if either were throwing to Tyreek Hill.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Unfortunately they pulled the defensive starters

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I didnt care, my prepubescent self was developing a very unhealthy infatuation with Jenny McCarthy

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cool anecdotal evidence you have there.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Roger Marshall is as hated in Kansas as Sam Brownback at the end of his hellish reign. A lot of people obviously will still vote for him but hes absolutely despised.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dude has played like 12 total games in 8 years.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The frustrating thing is how easily dipshits on the right throw around the word treason and then will never say anything about this.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Mark Mothersbaugh has a quote about hating Al for writing a devo song better than devo could.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I knew a guy in college who basically did this in a small city. Called or emailed 20-25 restaurants and complained about bad service or food and received a disturbing amount of gift cards.

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Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026