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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 3h

attention venues of the world: get this man some pants!!!

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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Someone was talking about PAC being stoic at meet & greets on Twitter, so it reminded me of this anecdote.

Small child in red flannel and blue jeans standing next to PAC with long hair, wearing black AEW hoodie and shorts. Both are wearing facemasks.

Nolie met PAC at a Dynamite, when AEW was still doing preshow meet and greets.

They both looked each other up and down. Then PAC stoically says “How is your day, little child?”.

When it was picture time, he plainly said “Stand with me in battle” to Nolie.

It was perfect.

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Andy Williams kicked ass and the fact that his celebration of life has people chanting his name over and over should be proof. One of the giants of two scenes I've considered myself a big part of over the past two decades, and a guy I've never heard a cross word against. #AndyWilliamsForever

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i generally feel that if Hasan Piker had a more Anglicized name, something like, off the top of my head, "Adin Ross", we wouldn’t have large swathes of the political elite calling for his condemnation

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i think the funniest thing about Pete Alonso’s return tonight is that it’s also a promotional night for a fantasy novel so Mr. Met is in the shot right behind Pete wearing the most fucked up outfit i've ever seen #Mets

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

tell me something better than a friend mentioning a band you both loved 20 years ago that -YOU- forgot about and getting a chance to revisit a record you love

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

TONIGHT WE DANCE FOR TOMORROW THEY RELEASE THE DOGS #RIPAndyWilliams

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

One of the greatest records ever made and it’s been out of print forever, grab yourself a copy!!!

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

oh my GOODNESS what a delightful day for longtime swan boy readers like myself you should be one too!!

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026

i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

not impressed, i can run really fast and get stretchered off after that without even needing to run into a wall

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

One of the guys on my beer league team told me how nice my eyes looked today and i am truly in love with my weekly dose of non-toxic masculinity

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

one big difference between here & the old place is if you got doxxed over there, you would legitimately fear for your own safety. but here, if someone found out my address the biggest threat i’d face is a sternly worded letter telling me trump is all my fault for not being more excited about kamala

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tremendous content enthusiast @wuhanclams.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

YouTube is for plumbing advice and 90s music videos I get nostalgic about after two (2) beers.

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

it’s the 5th of July, yet the neighbors are still lighting fireworks. no one cares! you’re late to the party dinguses!!!!

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

cape verde jobbed out on this one

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

at the hardcore matinee and there are two different guys ironically (?) wearing Sade ‘93 tour shirts and I think they have to fight now

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

did the little politics quiz and am pleased with the results

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

imagine if in Jaws instead of the big mechanical shark that failed it was LL Cool J as the shark he transforms to in his hit 1999 song “Deepest Bluest"

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

absolute fucking bullshit. Decades in jail for for zines, stickers, and posters that don’t align with the christofascist worldview the current administration has. i’d say what i think should happen to the judges and prosecutors in this case but apparently that’d get me 25 to life too

theguardian.com

‘This is injustice’: how leftist zines were used to sentence anti-ICE protesters to decades in prison

Advocates sound alarm after zines were used as evidence to convict protesters of terrorism charges tied to 2025 protest at Texas ICE facility

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

i would like to fight a minion in hand to hand combat

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Daramola @izdaramola.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

The return of casual homophobia/misogyny/racism was bad enough when the conservatives were all doing it to fake “trigger libs” but now even people that obviously no better are showing the same shamelessness… and so casually too

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

i know the right wing usually hates learning but thanks to this chode for teaching me about a lutheran pastor who was put to death in 1945 for plotting to kill hitler it makes total sense that they’d think plotting to kill hitler is a bad thing tho

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

JOHN STARKS YOU ARE REDEEMED AND AVENGED AND WELCOMED INTO KNICKS VALHALLA

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

not sure if i’ve ever had a more fitting compliment than going to a wake today and having someone say “oh your mom’s wake was my favorite i’ve ever been to"

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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

good news: they're casting for fear factor s2 hosted by johnny knoxville

what is your greatest fear and why?
my greatest fear is having to kiss johnny knoxville. i would love to conquer this fear.

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

happy birthday to me, i shotgunned four beers while going 0-4 in softball this morning, what a start to the day

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

we will always have glem and his crows but i am still saddened that i will only have glem and his crows once

glem from strip law covered in crows

there’s a bunch of crow poop strewn about as well

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

they may be faster, stronger, more talented, and much more richer than me but i will never not find delight in a professional athlete nearly a decade younger than me with a hairline that makes him look twenty years older than me

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

@joshgondelman.bsky.social told me about this Belle & Sebastian show I’m now currently at and I was gonna try and find him but unfortunately 60% of the crowd looks almost exactly like him

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

how many times will I drop the toothpaste cap down the drain before I get to fixing the bathroom sink? apparently that number is more than two

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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 06/05/2026

Could Altuve have hit this Ohtani sweeper, if he used himself as a bat?

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

part of me wonders if the reason Christian Cage was so mean to Trent is because Trent has proven you don’t need a strong father figure when you have Sue #AEWDynamite

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

it was something like $5.50 an hour working at Genovese Drugs in 2000

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

i hope we are getting my dream of another movie with a subplot involving Ralph Ineson and Willem Dafoe teaming up to solve a mystery

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

i got sunburned today? what the hell

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Guys being Dudes, we love to see it

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

a lot of times i will read swan boy on my phone as soon as i see this post but then when i get home i read them again so i can read the special jokes in the alt text

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