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@autocastratrix.bsky.social
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gryps @autocastratrix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@nogodsnomayors.com insane things afoot in Rosemont, Illinois. This is just in the lobby of the Rosemont Theater. maybe it's related to the hummel museum somehow?
a display case with a bunch of ceramic figuresceramic figures of... clowns?ceramic figures that appear to be chinese??
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I am smarter than you by a wide margin.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Real Chicagoans eat whatever pizza they want. Anyway, if I owned that restaurant, I'd be embarrassed to be endorsed by a war criminal.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Might I recommend putting your phone down and going outside instead of yelling at strangers on the internet? It might make you happier
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Dublin Fire Brigade @dubfirebrigade.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Honestly, thoughtful observation. 🙌
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 22/06/2026
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
View looking east from the Skydeck atop the Sears Tower towering over the Loop, Millennium Park and Chicago Harbor with Lake Michigan beyond. // Image captured at: 2026-06-21 23:36:13 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@earthcam // Current Temp in Chicago: 60 F | 16 C // Precip: heavy intensity rain // Wind: ESE at 6 mph | 10 kph // Humidity: 92%
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gryps @autocastratrix.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Fabergé Tenga Egg
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
ME TOO EXCEPT I’M USUALLY SQUATTING TO TAKE A SHIT
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Because you don't read enough LeGuin.
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gryps @autocastratrix.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
comics
a panel from World's Finest #201 showing Superman being spanked by a giant version of his dad, Jor-El. Superman is saying "Punish me, Daddy! I deserve it!"
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 20/04/2026
Klaus McForkface, a lifting robot developed by German manufacturer Linde AG, performed a stunning 1200-kilogram (2646 lb) overhead lift in Hamburg, beating the human world record by more than 300%
Staplerfahrer Klaus driving his orange Linde H-series forklift
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sbarky @sbarky.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Booster separation confirmed
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
We have met a lot of Welsh people.
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
personally i don't think this is a problem
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 28/03/2026
all this talk about banning trans people from sports and yet no one seems to give time to my alternative proposition of just banning cis people from sports.
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Aoḋán Ó Conġaile @tinydonkey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Alex Trebek, the host of jeopardy
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/03/2026
societies typically talk about human cognition as working similarly to whatever is seen as the latest and greatest technology. that’s why we currently describe the brain as a roguelike deckbuilding game about characters making their way up a spire
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
gambling monk, germany, 15th century
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
You have no raw Stalhrim. I cannot make a left pauldron for you.
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
every time i invent a type of guy, i use my advanced mind to situate him in an inescapable torture realm. steel-mawed wolves rending his flesh, drinking water spontaneously replaced with boiling sulfuric acid, that sorta thing. 100,000 lifetimes in hell. the ones that survive get to become posts
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Frame #69600 from S04 -E09 - Battle Carrot-628203
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Miles in Transit @milesintransit.com · 24/02/2026
Seems like a good hiding spot
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gryps @autocastratrix.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
after six years on pills i just did my first estrogen injection and it was so fucking easy. switch to injections it's really really easy.
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
alternative medicine and the trans community both tend to loadbearingly make wild, startling claims about the body in a bracingly casual way. sometimes these claims require pretty fundamental reorienting of society's baseline understandings of things as they are. the difference is ours are true
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
we found a shop specifically set up for those scythian horse archers that burned down your house and stole your meager herd of dairy sheep and laughed and shouted "go sedentary mixed pastoralism boy go" when you ran away dude
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gothic göre @britneyspheres.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly
Scantily clad nurse with a band-aid covering her breasts, and liquid dripping from a syringe held by her,informing WHY YES I AM A LESBIAN NURSE HERE AT THE CLINIC FOR INSANE LESBIANS HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
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Sarah Szell @tsercele.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Are you a writer (any kind of writer) who wants their work to be the best it can be? You need an editor, and I'm available! tsercele.neocities.org
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Sarah K. Szell (@tsercele) - Freelance Editor
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GreenWolf, SCP Author @gw-scp.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
TODAY. A New article by myself and @autocastratrix.bsky.social, which asks the very important question: Where can you find weed in Three Portlands? scp-wiki.wikidot.com/3ports-schools @scpwiki.com #scpwiki #scpfoundation #scp #thirdlaw
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Portlands High Schools (Ranked By How Good The Weed Is) - SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
smoked five pounds of greasy, mildewy salvia from a hollowed out imac. got me so fucked up i did a transformation sequence and wound up the same as i started off
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
04 Feb 2026
Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."
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Michael Sainato @msainato.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Starbucks workers are asking customers to delete the mobile app amid their ongoing strike to push the corporation to reach a first contract with the union and to stop union busting www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Striking Starbucks workers urge customers to delete coffee chain’s app
Unionized baristas continue to fight for a fair contract and ask public for solidarity as strike stretches into third month
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 04/02/2026
a metahuman is when somebody got laser visions or super strength or bone teeth or whatever and also you and them got the same girlfriend
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The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki.com · 04/02/2026
⭐ Featured Article⭐️ The most boring man in Three Portlands must battle an evil Shaq robot in-order to save Shaq. Spencer & Shaw vs. Shaq by GreenWolf scp-wiki.wikidot.com/spencer-and-...
Graffiti of Shaquille O'Neal's head surrounded by a blue aura. Beside Shaq's head is a speech bubble that contains the text "What the Shaq?" Below the speech bubble are the words "Pieska 2017."
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Julie @mononym.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
"zoinks" is like a minced oath for a god we do not know
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Julie @mononym.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
genre minced oaths like ‘oh my cog’ and 'omnigosh’
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 26/01/2026
There are no words left, really.
Cardboard sign affixed to street post reading Alex = LovePrinted out photo of Alex Pretti taped to store window with text reading ICE MURDERED A MAN IN MINNEAPOLIS THIS MORNING REST IN POWER ALEX PRETTISign reading SILVERIO VILLEGAS GONZÁLEZ amid snow and flowersPaintings of victims of police violence including Renee Good among Amir Locke, Daunte Wright, Philando Castille and others. Firewood piled in front
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Trials for every ICE member.
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I am doing my best to respond to this without a string of expletives. But let's be very clear. What just happened in Minnesota was cold blooded murder of a civilian by out of control federal agents, aided and abetted by the entire Trump administration and their fascist enablers.
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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 21/01/2026
movie listings for dogs
Hollywood Theatre's movie listing, showing "Rrr" and "Uhf" on Sunday
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
🏈 LAR 20 - 17 CHI FINAL 👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 301 times before. Last time: Dec 28, 2025 Miami Dolphins defeated Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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