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Ersatz Autarch

@autarch.bsky.social
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Never grade evils, for if one is the worst, then you might be tempted to kinship with the least

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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my first act as director of illinois public health will be to outlaw the transfer of michael myers to new facilities on halloween night
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
AHHHHHHH THE ONLY REASON HE EVEN STAYS TO DIE AT TROY IN THE ILIAD IS TO AVENGE PATROCLUS. IT'S A POEM ABOUT HIS RAGE. THE OPENING LINES ARE PRETTY CLEAR WHY CAN'T A SINGLE DEFENDER OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION READ A SINGLE THING FROM THE WESTERN CANON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The Count of S 🇧🇲🖼️✍️ @thecountofs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Ersatz Autarch @autarch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Drey why
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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kruger @kruger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bad guys faction missile frigate concept
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Person who knows what they’re talking about: so this graduate level math shows why there’s diminishing returns to pure token usage on this project Me: let’s get this money, have the expensive demon summon a cheaper demon and bind its soul to the accounting ledger
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Ersatz Autarch @autarch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re all hurtling helplessly through time towards our inevitable oblivions.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One month until midterms one month until midterms one month until midterms one month until midterms
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I watch Air Crash Investigations, Mr. Prime Minister." Is just... What even is real life anymore.
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Ersatz Autarch @autarch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn dude congrats!
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lauren Tackle @unlox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
midterm polling moodboard
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Police releases footage of the alleged perpetrators on their way to Fairford
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Adam @adam35.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We need to make becoming a lobbyist an easier career path before this gets any further out of hand
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Adam @adam35.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
conspiracism is antisemitic carcinization send tweet
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so today I learned that Canadian engineers take a sacred oath written by Rudyard Kipling which is *clearly* worded to bind them as defenders against the fae. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calling...
en.wikipedia.org
Calling of an Engineer - Wikipedia
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I admittedly haven't played Marathon or really paid attention to the lore but the vibe I'm getting here is kinda Dark Souls where the difficulty is a very deliberate decision made by the developers that is integral to the narrative and experience
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so one thing I think people are not accounting for with the closure of the Hormuz is the countries most impacted are primarily in Africa and SEA, two areas of the PRC's strategic interest, so them making a serious diplomatic play or a FONOP to reopen the Hormuz is more reasonable than it appears
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like this shit is just so depressing man
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You fundamentally just cannot fight and win a war like this. There isn’t a military on earth that could effectively operate when your leadership is waffling back and forth on decisions on a daily basis for months on end. It’s not sustainable. None of this is sustainable.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yet another example of "the politics sickos need to read more military theory" is the fact that so many politics sickos seem to be wedded to the idea that a decisive battle is the One Simple Trick that will result in eternal victory
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gmar chasimah tovah all. ill still be online for a bit
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
rough first week for humans at the intergalactic council. everyone was really nice but we spent a lot of time at orientation trying to figure out what made us unique among all the galaxy's species. turns out we're the only ones who thought to deep fry cheese. that's it. we're the fried cheese planet
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about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nur der verdient sich Freiheit wie das Leben, der täglich sie erobern muß. “Freedom and life must be earned every single day.”"
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m not reading about Aella. There’s enough going on with national security. I don’t need to experience a voluntary psychotic break.
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Ersatz Autarch @autarch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But Andrew only good can happen
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It can only good happen. It can only good happen. It can only good happen. It can only good happen. It can only good happen. othermeans.substack.com/p/the-wheels...
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The Wheels Are Coming Off
It Can Only Good Happen
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a bunch of people right now
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"it can only good happen", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watto is the eigenslime
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Ginn, Qui-Gon, and Juice @quigonginnandjuice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maneuver Warfare
Apology Form
To: Maneuver Warfare
From:
Date:
Reason for behavior:
The media convinced me drones made it impossible
I don't play
HOI4 games
I miss attrition warfare
I was jealous of arrows on maps
I don't know how to just drive around the enemy
Mercury was in retrograde
I will hereby respect Maneuver Warfare and I will NOT talk down on the future first-ballot Hall of Famer.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Haha what a week guys
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bluesky, the only app where people argue about the Falklands war, the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact, and Nelson Rockefeller
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Joshua Alfaro @joshuaalfaro.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Song of Songs in Hebrew micrography depicting Solomon, 1819. Codex Levy 45, Carl von Ossietzky State and University Library, Hamburg.
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
least unhinged bisexual reaction to having a male and female crush simultaneously
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