austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"9/10 dentists agree..." okay? now tell me what the ugly ones think 020
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what kind of math rock band only writes songs in 4/4 that's not math rock that's barely 2+2 rock 030
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026people think bi visibility day is all roses but everywhere I go the guards get exclamation marks over their heads and say "huh, what's that?" 040
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026has anyone made a mail order spaghetti business called Pasta Parcel? 060
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it." 010
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026it's been over a month since I last went to a gig and it's been over a month since it last rained and I don't know which of those is killing me more 010
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Wondered what Disney Channel kid Bridgit Mendler was up to these days because I saw her under a list of people who cited the Fugees as an influence and thought it was funny Turns out she founded a satellite communications startup with funding from Andreessen-Horowitz and contracts with Space Force 040
Reposted by austin crabbeBilly! @billywhite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Bog Walk. Tuesday 11th August, 8pm (UK) twitch.tv/mrbillywhite @austincrabbe.bsky.social @mackalright.bsky.social @newkuu.bsky.social @slothehhh.bsky.social 152
Reposted by austin crabbeHK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 07/07/2026How do I know I completely lost my mind in the pandemic? I just discovered a part of a screenplay I wrote which was a sequel to the Netflix movie Tall Girl, where she has to fight a taller girl in a sort of Kaiju situation 61005
Reposted by austin crabbeArieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 25/06/2026I wouldn't say that coprolite is my favourite fossil, but it's a solid number two 1427460
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026being very careful to place my beer on the coaster but leaving a perfect imprint of my arm in sweat on the table 000
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026spent too long in the sun and now I'm having halo 3 visions of cortana 000
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Here's how data centres are actually GOOD for the heatwave: 1/??? 100
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026gonna put myself in a giant jelly mould with assorted fruits and berries 100
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026gonna freeze myself in a big block of ice with explicit instructions to only unfreeze me once all my enemies have perished 010
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026gonna slather myself in original source mint and tea tree until I look like a big slug and see if I can walk to the isle of wight 010
Reposted by austin crabbeCupburger Mutual Aid @itscupburger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026A new blog post! www.cupburger.org/wed-love-you...cupburger.orgWe’d love your help with Cupburger! - Cupburger Mutual AidIt’s nearly Cupburger’s first birthday! Cupburger literally wouldn’t exist without people in this community contributing their time, ideas and skills to make it happen. Now that Cuppy is nearly […] 056
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026just saw Starmer down the amusements at the beach. his tie was stuck in a 2p machine and he'd given up on pulling it free, too focused on winning the Italian brainrot keyring 040
Reposted by austin crabbeJack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 22/06/2026While we're all posting the lows of Starmerism: 1029170
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 21/06/2026going down on your partner with two scrapers and mix-ins like the coldstone creamery 241
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Andy Burnham will independently verify every single nude sent in the UK 020
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Jean Valjean stopped after stealing one loaf of white bread because he didn't want the wholemeal 020
Reposted by austin crabbedisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Women would rather do ecoterrorism than go to therapy 211191268
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026the shop at the end of my road that I only ever buy monster from has just got a brand new monster fridge and that doesn't feel like a coincidence to me 040
Reposted by austin crabbeThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026They're blocking the straits for Pride 111651348
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026it's crazy how influential Flea was to specifically Japanese bass players 000
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Labour Insider: Keir Starmer has just burned the roof of his mouth on a rice pudding 140
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 11/05/2026next time you're in the supermarket, treat yourself to a little glance up you never know what mysteries await you in the roof 140
Reposted by austin crabbeBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution” 2667341823
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026come on man, I just wanted to play some 8-ball pool 100
Reposted by austin crabbeTom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Wish there was a mode of politics in this country that wasn’t “slow and easily preventable car crash you can see is going to happen from miles away but can do nothing to stop” 171042194
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Just in: Keir Starmer has slipped down the crack in the back of the sofa 030
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Noticed a light I'd never seen on my keyboard before. Spent a solid 5 minutes marvelling at it, wondering what purpose a little led light on the zero key could serve. Then I realised it was a bright blue crumb from a sweet I'd eaten earlier 040
Reposted by austin crabbeSTORES Podcast @storesthepodcast.bsky.social · 28/04/2026rudy's bayou birth control new ep w/ @tomwalker.bsky.social out now! youtu.be/a-zo-rOjjOM?... 318941
austin crabbe @austincrabbe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026chose a very funny day to play the Assassin's Creed dlc where Churchill tells you a vote is more lethal than a bullet or a blade 090
Reposted by austin crabbeSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 25/04/2026<Trent Reznor "Closer" voice> I want a cromulent fuckcrustable 20825106
