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@slothehhh.bsky.social
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
nothing feels worse than wet carrier bag
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
small mistakes I've made more than once and will make again: putting a hoodie on with no t-shirt underneath after a shower
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
we men used to create stuff with our hands and minds.
johnson brother's "born to shop" series mug from the early 21st century. a relic of the past, emblazoned with two women sat atop scattered shoeboxes, accompanied by the pithy "if the shoe fits, buy it in every colour"
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Billy! @billywhite.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
TOMORROW NIGHT, possibly my most chaotic stream yet... The Bog Boys have been tasked with bomb defusing duties. God help us all. 7:15pm, Tuesday 22nd July, with @slothehhh.bsky.social @newkuu.bsky.social @macaroniprince.bsky.social and introducing... @austincrabbe.bsky.social
a screenshot of a bomb from the game "Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I need to hear from any and all that have access to a magpie puppet I'm working on something big here
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
you can shove your humidity up your arse
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
how big a bowl of couscous would it take to be able to experience the delicious waft of semolina being hydrated from say, a distance of 100m?
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
It's me. I'm one of the elusive three. I swear, you'll never see anything like this again. So watch it, drink it in (from 5:30pm BST)
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I am taking my dad to see mission impossible I would describe his mood as giddy
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
the most accurate thing I've ever said is that Russell Martin is an opportunist who keeps failing upwards - the highlights of his managerial career are finishing fourth with one of the best relegated squads in championship history and having a lot of possession
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
he's quite good
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I've had a really nice day with my friends under the caring gaze of Mr Bao
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
it is 75 days until I have to watch football again
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
it would be lovely if you could help with this and squash the stank gofund.me/816487e0
gofund.me
Donate to Dwayme and Erikas Broken Bathroom Fund, organized by Matthew Pauley
Hi, y'all know us, probably. It's Dwayme and Erika from the internet. A few … Matthew Pauley needs your support for Dwayme and Erikas Broken Bathroom Fund
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
you know, people sometimes get sad about aging, but I just saw an old man ride the bus for 30 seconds. that's unparalleled freedom.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
played oblivion, switched off playstation, bbc 4 leonard bernstein documentary immediately begins. i've got to go to bed. i've got to. and yet...
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I always thought stress turning hair grey was an urban legend, but I read a scientific article about it, and now my beard starting to go grey makes so much sense.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Working yesterday, not keeping up with news. Saw people I care about showing support for the trans community. Good stuff. Wake up today, catch up. Why the fuck must powerful people insist on dragging us so relentlessly backwards with nothing but hate in their hearts? Fuck this country.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Arsenal immediately giving Real an equaliser is the most north London football thing I've ever seen
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
hey bbc news, images of sad stockbrokers doesn't inspire the empathy in me that you seem to think it does
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
went to the supermarket, got stuck in a traffic jam, and a car in front of me seemed to be loudly listening to the Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway theme tune on repeat..?
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
all is well, I've seen my first bats of the year.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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B. Dolan @bdolan.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
We’re creating an “open source” label this year, to house my back catalogue and store. We’ve also got a new idea on how to work with other artists and fans within an online community. Thanks for raising 15% of the goal on Day 1! 44 days left to back us @ www.kickstarter.com/projects/iam...
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
won't hear me say a bad word about Kendrick's music, but working with people like Kodak and Carti just seems off
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
one thing we can all be grateful for is the yellow polystyrene takeaway box's demise anything that can be burned through by food has no business seasoning your hot potato
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
just lost a battle to a shower gel pump dispenser, and it's really taken a lot not to crash out
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This season has been miserable, and yet we're still somehow, just about, in a relegation battle. So many bad injuries since day one. Really illustrates the importance of winning the games you're on top of. Fuck knows what we do if we lose one of Delap or Hirst.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
please listen to these blessed grunts, growls and grumbles. they will fill your heart with joy
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
you know what they say? that's right, fail to plan, plan to fail. please don't fail or you might end up on one of those horrid fail compilations on youtube and I want more for you than that
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
James Brown is egg preparation music. Always has been.
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Grumpy dad energy @fdsignifier.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Say Drake
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Len @len.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Well, there you have it. The most it is possible to get owned as a human being.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
have a fun little web-based football management game retro-football-manager.com/gameinfo.php
retro-football-manager.com
Retro Football Manager - Game Info
More information on what the game is, how it runs, and the fun it can bring as single or multi-player.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
F1 drivers should strike over the FIA's ban on criticism. The governing body consistently makes big mistakes. Drivers (incredibly wealthy though they may be) should be able to speak out about an organisation that has their lives in its hands.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think America might be cooked
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
christ
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Relying on Spurs for a result is a fool's errand
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
What a stinky day the 16th of January 2025 has been. Lot of pressure on the 17th to turn this around.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
just heard a teenager say "money grabbing cowbag"
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
any big weatherheads know an app where I can just have a good look at the thermal weather forecast? just gotta see more of those warm and cold fronts developing serious
thermal weather forecast globe thing that shows the movement of warm and cold fronts
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
We Live in Time was my first film of the year. I liked it plenty. Great chemistry between actors, a charming bit of business, but if you've seen the trailer, I feel like you've seen the film. It's no Past Lives is all I'm saying
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I didn't take any pictures of the wonderful new year festivities I took part in with friends, but I did receive this from my mum in the family group chat, and I think it deserves to be shared.
Positive affirmation and wordplay regarding the continued progression of time
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Walton in net and a flexible back five takes me back to December 2021. Fucking love football.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
On a more positive note, I did just see three blokes hitting the griddy all the way down the hill in some sort of messy conga line
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Bluesky doesn't have much of a thriving football scene at the moment, which is quite possibly no bad thing when you look at what it's like on twitter. So apologies to my followers who do not care about football, but I have some rambling thoughts about Ipswich that I must get off my chest.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
fuck you robbie william's chimp movie grandma, you made me tear up twice
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Man City's barren run will end on the nineteenth of january, before promptly resuming three days later
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