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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
It’s a classic kids movie but it’s not one of his passions like the McDLT
Jason Alexander hawking McDonalds food in the 80s
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The best Coen Bros movie
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
This was mine.
Dunston checks in poster
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Pacers used to have a mascot named Dancing Harry who would put curses on opponents.
Pacers mascot dancing harry
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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
We have Marty Supreme at home
Poster for the 2007 movie Balls of Fury (dir Robert Ben Garant)
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
This was my 2025
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Happy Xmas edition of #letterboxdfriday. Here are my #lastfourwatched.
Reindeer games 
12 days of Christmas Eve 
Christmas do over 
Home sweet home alone
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
This is genuinely my favorite musical of all time.
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
NW:
Head
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Christmas from The Monkees
My special boys the Monkees showing peace signs in front of a Christmas tree.
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
"Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie" Ok jerkoff, tell me you havent seen Grumpy Cat Christmas without telling me you haven't seen Grumpy Cat Christmas.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
a card that reads "seasons greetings" with john waters' signature underneath, and a photo of a young steve buscemi dressed as him, with a moustache and all. underneath, photo credits: steve buscemi as john waters, baltimore 1995. photo: betty beebe
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I was playing pickup outside a school a few years ago and a kid interrupted the game to ask me to grab his bag from the other side of the court. I declined and he went “psh, whatever man titties.” and walked away.
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Got an Xmas present early and it’s my favorite mug now
A mug with vin diesel that says family
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Median voter
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
One more appointment at Nakatomi Plaza tomorrow morning and I’m on Christmas break!
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I love this motherfucker so much
Christmas present in muppets Christmas Carol
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Ben Affleck is so good at being an action himbo. I love this stupid movie.
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Nw:
Reindeer Games
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Why didn’t you just reskeet this instead of posting a screenshot of the same website I’m on?
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Perry Como: and I look super cool right? Photographer: absolutely, these singing in action shots will turn out great
Perry Como Xmas album cover
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Opinions can’t be wrong but “Face/Off is a bad movie” is wrong
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Real ones know
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
FRIDAY!
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
How wild a west are we talking big Willy?
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Work gloves and thermal socks.
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Had to do last eight watched for this week.
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Watching Bean with my son was a traumatic and enlightening experience for both of us.
Bean review on Letterboxd
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I wonder what decade has the most drastic musical shift from beginning to end because 70-79 has a case for sure.
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Happy #letterboxdfriday Here is a double stuffed edition of my #lastfourwatched (I’ve watched a lot of movies lately)
Just friends 
Get Santa 
The muppet movie
The muppet Xmas carol My secret Santa 
Die hard
Bean
Bruce almighty
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
My god, what have I done?!
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I hadn’t heard anything about this and my buddy described it as a “rich kid fight club with 500 kids” and his sole source was his uppity sister who lives there.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! Yes! YES! YES!!!!!
The Hollywood Reporter https://www.hollywoodreporter.com
I Wrote 'Dude, Where's My Car' 25 Years Ago. It Would Never Be Made Today.
Dec 4, 2025 — In 2000, the author was a young screenwriter writing broad, crude humor to sell into a marketplace that valued it.but instead of movies like Dude, Where's My Car?, I write self help books like Dude, Where's My Car-tharsis?
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Hate this gritty reboot of the Amazing World of Gumball
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Watching BRAZIL (1985, dir. Terry Gilliam) really prepared me for authoritarian cultists being proud of their tacky plastic surgery
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...
Point/Counterpoint: No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The classic Adventure movie, Die Hard
Die hard title screen from Disney Plus
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Season 2 plot: oh no a ghost is in this trombone and now it’s a sexy lady you have to fight! Season 5 plot: you are god now and you have to kill your best friend
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
My mom tried to gift me this book when she remodeled her kitchen. It was kept on top of the fridge where no one could reach it my entire childhood.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Been watching Sailor Moon with my fiancé (their favorite show) and the older episodes were so campy and fun and then by season 5 it’s so heavy and deep.
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Austen @austenl.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
not a vampire’s kinda guy
The incredible Harvey Guillén
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
yeah but I have reason to believe on good authority that this year will be better than the last
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Moe talking to Barney at Moe’s Tavern. He is leaning over the bar as he says “remember when I said I’d have to send away to nasa to calculate your tab?”Moe is now lifting a heavy stack of printed paper. He says “the results came back today.”
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