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Austen

@austen.bsky.social
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writer, editor, nonprofit office drone, frisson-experiencer. Stories in Spectrum, Wisconsin Review, others.

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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
11/ Even Navatek’s executives were surprised at how far their money went in D.C. “It was eye-opening for me, frankly. ‘Oh my God, all of it is for sale. It’s all for sale,’” former executive Eric Schiff said.
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This new radiohead drop is great
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Norm Macdonald at the Weekend Update desk with a superimposed image of DUH magazine behind him.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/09/2026
"At our core, we are devoted to learning. Specifically, we want to learn how to extract as much value as possible from everyone and everything we interact with." buff.ly/DUbh42r
mcsweeneys.net
We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
“At our core, we are devoted to learning. Specifically, we want to learn how to extract as much value as possible from everyone and everything we interact wi...
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I spent about 14 years as a faculty spouse and I have *thoughts* about the insular, institutional culture of yale that are ... probably best kept to myself www.liberalcurrents.com/bending-the-...
liberalcurrents.com
Bending the Knee at Yale
Why is it that Maurie McInnis and her fellow elites crumbled so instantaneously?
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Remembering Sister Rosetta Tharpe, born in 1915 in Cotton Plant, Arkansas. Here she's performing "Didn't It Rain" at a train depot in Manchester, England in 1964. She's often called the "Godmother of Rock & Roll" and influenced future music icons like Chuck Berry, Little Richard and Elvis Presley.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lotta people this weekend are gonna have a karaoke mic in their hand when they find out that Dolly was a SINGER singer and even the songs she made sound easy are very hard. Keep your head on a swivel.
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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Here is my deep dive into something truly important. Is Han Solo stupid?
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Is Han Solo Stupid? An Investigation
A big reason I started The Hard Pass six months ago this week was so I could write about Star Wars anytime I had an idea about Star Wars. My favorite pieces to write about Star Wars aren't dissections...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 31/07/2026
"What’s the real violence here? When I capture a guy from a Saxon village, bring him back to Wallachia, and impale him in the public square? Or when you subsequently bully me with the hurtful nickname Vlad the Impaler?"
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You Impale One Guy, and Suddenly You’re “Vlad the Impaler”
“There’s so much more to me than impaling. I paint watercolors. I run half-marathons. I am a father, many times over, all across the Wallachian countryside. ...
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The only slogan for the era: www.worseonpurpose.com
worseonpurpose.com
Worse on Purpose
The brands you trusted quietly gutted quality to protect margins. Investigative essays on corporate enshittification. Free newsletter.
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Emanuel Maiberg @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
companies are sourcing millions of printed books for AI labs that scan them for training data, then destroy them. printed books are more valuable because they're free of AI slop, and AI labs know destroying them is an "optics problem." www.404media.co/ai-companies...
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AI Companies Are Buying Tons of Old Books Because They're Free of AI Slop
ISBNdb, a company that sources printed books for AI companies to turn into training data, tells clients “the optics problem is real.”
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"running around the far side of the pitch like a repressed memory the patient couldn’t quite recover" Damn dude!
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yet!
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 12/07/2026
One of those disorienting scrolling mornings where I can't tell if you all are being super meta because you started and wore out a discourse in the hours before I woke up, or if I have just muted too many words
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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 07/07/2026
✏️ + ☹️
✏️ + ☹️
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Guy who got super rich on subprime loans and selling sweatshop curtains that off-gas toxins: "If I was alive in olden times I would be George Washington"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
LET HIM COOK
prevailing cultural politics. Soccer in the US is the domain of migrants, urban liberals and anyone too scrawny for the bigger homegrown sports. There's a strange mismatch between soccer as it actually exists throughout the United States and the red-meat Americana of Fox's World Cup coverage, and no one better embodies this incongruence than the network's resident carrot. While USMNT
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"can he stay for dinner"
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Rick Porter @rickporter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Also: as Michelle was listing her husband’s accomplishments in office and she said he was “ending a war,” the camera lingered on W for a moment. Savage.
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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 18/06/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Normal @normal_now. 15h

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
the office couldn't be made today because it would be eight episodes for some streaming service that would schedule the second season for three years later and then cancel it for no good reason
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Annoying guys were never meant to be seen as widely as the internet has allowed. Each person should know 1, maybe 2 annoying guys
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Look at those pants!
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's so easy right now for a certain kind of person to talk in the most shallow way about this kind of tech mindset and convince other certain types of people to pay them to destroy things. Also, fantastic closing line.
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Not at all comforting but still affirming to see so many of these little stab wounds documented in one place
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Got a theory that we are all living through a crisis of agency, at least online. Bots, algorithms, clip armies, & the flood of AI stuff have scrambled notions of popularity, turned everything into a ‘psyop’. AI tools/ agents are reversing the fundamental human, collaborative promise of the internet
theatlantic.com
The Feeling of Control Slipping Away
AI is causing a crisis of agency.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...
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I found a second vote.gov — and it's registered to the White House
There is a moment in every investigation where the thing you have been looking for finds you instead.
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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
What boggles my mind more than anything else about AI art is how standards and QC seem to have been utterly abandoned. I'm pretty sure if an artist had turned this in it would have been sent back with notes. And the fixes wouldn't take too long to make. But apparently no one gives a fuck any more?
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I can hear this perfectly. Despite having lived there for a few years, i can't reproduce those sounds
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This is also how social media works www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/s...
nytimes.com
A Fish That Hitches Rides Where the Sun Doesn’t Shine
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Streaming platforms need a new category label. "Newish movies that you would have liked in your 20s but definitely don't now"
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The National Anthem is speeding up like when you're running out of time in Super Mario.
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
NEW: derp! @willknight.bsky.social reports: www.wired.com/story/using-...
wired.com
Using AI for Just 10 Minutes Might Make You Lazy and Dumb, Study Shows
New research suggests that reliance on AI assistants can have a negative impact on people’s ability to think and problem solve.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Breaking character: In memory of Ted Turner, the amazing letter his dad wrote him when he decided to major in the classics. Yankees just can't write this, my friends. www.bu.edu/arion/files/...
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I bought a windchime. Now it's your problem.
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 01/05/2026
I knew there was a reason I was getting into the minutiae of old garbage all of a sudden
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I'm the guy who ate the pig actor known as Babe. AMA.
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@AuthorMsBev @authormsbev.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
And 9 seconds later … www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...
tomshardware.com
Claude-powered AI coding agent deletes entire company database in 9 seconds — backups zapped, after Cursor tool powered by Anthropic's Claude goes rogue
PocketOS founder blames ‘Cursor running Anthropic's flagship Claude Opus 4.6’ plus Railway’s infrastructure for data disaster.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 17/04/2026
A DOJ press release accused Heather Morrow of assaulting an ICE agent. When video showed Morrow hadn't attacked anyone and was tackled by an officer, prosecutors dropped the felony charges but promptly filed a misdemeanor case against her. With @frontlinepbs.bsky.social
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Caught in the Crackdown: As Arrests at Anti-ICE Protests Piled Up, Prosecutions Crumbled
ProPublica and FRONTLINE found more than 300 protesters and bystanders who were arrested on charges like assaulting an immigration agent or interfering with law enforcement. Over and over, the accusat...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
There is nothing keeping a trial subscriber from reading all five-and-a-half years of Defector during your $1 intro month and then tapping out. But I think the blogs sell themselves, and we're extruding new ones daily: defector.com/achieve-info...
defector.com
Achieve Information Independence Via Defector’s Spring Sale | Defector
When I survey energy markets—that is, when I gaze through binoculars at the gas station sign I can read from my home as long as there isn’t a big truck in the intersection—I see the disruptive effects...
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Bloody hell. Researchers invented a disease, published two fake papers to see if LLM’s would ingest them and kick them up as fact — and then it broke containment and all the major AI’s bought in. Information pollution. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
nature.com
Scientists invented a fake disease. AI told people it was real
Bixonimania doesn’t exist except in a clutch of obviously bogus academic papers. So why did AI chatbots warn people about this fictional illness?
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Futurism @futurism.com · 09/04/2026
This is catastrophic.
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Analysis Finds That Google's AI Overviews Are Providing Misinformation at a Scale Possibly Unprecedented in the History of Human Civilization
A new analysis commissioned by The New York Times suggests that Google's AI Overviews are wrong an astonishing percentage of the time.
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Daniel Riehs @riehs.design · 07/04/2026
“Ain't no rule says a dog can't play basketball” www.cnn.com/2026/04/07/p...
“There’s nothing in the military’s 1,200-page Law of War Manual about whether it’s legal to end a civilization”
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 07/04/2026
A new analysis from The New York Times attempting to assess the accuracy of Google's AI Overviews found that 1 in 10 of its answers is wrong.
arstechnica.com
Testing suggests Google's AI Overviews tell millions of lies per hour
Is 90 percent accuracy good enough for a search robot?
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Austen @austen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I want a floppy tombstone that slaps around in the wind
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