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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
😭😭 girl we are tired and broke
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
My friend used to be the guy who would drive the general authorities around in all the underground tunnels from their various meetings!!
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
ChatGPT worth it to you?
A graph showing the rapid rise of electricity prices in the us
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Also probably will never forgive said girlfriend for saying i lied about it 🤭
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I will never not be mad at Michael Montoya for looking through my bag while i was setting up for my best friends(his GIRLFRIEND) 30th birthday party 🥰 i hope he’s miserable for his whole life he’s a pos 🥰🥰
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Eddie Robson is at Fantasycon @eddierobson.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
MAYOR: Did you do that sculpture solemnly honouring our civil war dead SCULPTOR: Sure thing boss, real sexy just like you asked MAYOR: What
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I literally do not think you should be allowed to be a parent if you’re an antivaxxer
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD BECAUSE SOME OF THAT PUBLIC GOOD MIGHT GO TO SOMEONE I DON'T LIKE" is part of how we got to where we are in 2025
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Being someone’s Maid of Honor is a full time job 🤧
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I will clock your autism so fast, bro
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/08/2025
cheese and crackers is so goated. humanity snapped when we invented cheese and crackers
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Emotional Support Demon @emosupportdemon.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Weekend Vibes 🌙✨ @itscheshi.bsky.social @poetickate.bsky.social
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Respectfully…….you do not need one
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I feel like more people need to see images like this. Men and women are not different nations separated by treacherous seas. We are composed of common elements differentiated by huge social elements and subtle biological nudges. Once you understand that, trans people make a lot more sense.
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I knew that if i just manifested getting a free boob job for 5 straight years that it would happen
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hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
spending 72 hours in a straight jacket would fix me
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
(Don’t forget to wish ur favorite dad a happy birthday)
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy??
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TS UPDATES @ts-updates.swifties.social · 22/07/2025
“It’s a loaf story” SHE IS SO UNSERIOUS I LOVE HER😭😭
Bread loaf that Taylor baked for benny blanco and selena gomez that read “it’s a loaf story”
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
ACAB includes the paw patrol
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I think i am about to re-enter my knitting era
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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
PSA every gender expression/identity looks hot in a crop top
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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Gay the pray away
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
It’s cool how pastas get bigger.
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seth° @sethiemc.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
bluesky gets these first and you can THANK ME for it @auroraa.bsky.social
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I have heard the word "labubu" 25 times in both the last 48 hours and my entire life.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
When people said Full Bush was in this year, I didn’t think they meant they wanted the US to invade a Middle Eastern nation falsely claiming they had weapons of mass distruction
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
a 800-day weekend could fix me
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The body should stop keeping the score, I think, like we get it
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
“I asked chatgpt” well i asked your wife. She’s leaving you, Steve; for being such a massive loser
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 10/06/2025
The thing about human rights is that they belong to every single human being unconditionally
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
something i just can’t wrap my head around is dating someone you have to “take care of”. being someone’s mom is not fun so why are you driving your man child bf everywhere for him???
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
my face when i find out that someone i know in real life and is incredibly mormon, has seen my tiktok videos
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and making a funny face .
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
keep ur cats in ur house :) :) :)
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seth° @sethiemc.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
if @auroraa.bsky.social's ass has no worshippers, I'm dead
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
i’ll know i’m doing well when i start baking for fun again
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hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
ew i am so busy and it’s my own fault
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
it’s hard to feel like you are being a good parent when you had shitty parents! everything i do feels wrong :)
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
monica i laughed so hard
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monica🦷 @coldbrewsed.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
For season 3 I think they should drop momtok into the middle of the uintas with a gun
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melmel @melonangel.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
please don’t tell on me but i’m having gay thoughts
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marie @muhree.ing · 20/05/2025
sorry for not following u i remember u didn't follow back in a past life
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
watching your kids try to lie is honestly so funny!! you are giving it all away with your face, kiddo, but they’re trying so hard
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
ending two of your closest friendships within six months of each other is NOT something i would recommend :)
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
it is, unfortunately, pretty lucrative, and i don’t even have a kink for getting yelled at! boo
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
my job is act stupid on internet at least once a week so people yell at me
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local milf @auroraa.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
my husband is trying to wash our 5 year olds crocs, but our 5 year old is insisting he “be careful so he doesn’t wash away the magic in them” 🧐🧐🧐
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