iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I don’t know who is a Zelda fan here - but out of all of them, Twilight Princess has the most memorable art style and the best character design. Chefs kiss.

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

It’s very rare that the clubbing version of me wants to come out and I’m telling you she is not ready and I don’t have the energy for her rn

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

My gym class kicked my ass so hard that I was shaking (cool?) and then I was so shaky driving home that I almost got in a wreck (not cool)

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Now that I’m more than halfway through “invisible women,” my brain thinks I should read “the feminine mystique” next and I think that means I just don’t want to be happy right now

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Thanks to Colbert, I will be making an attempt to include “satirical witticism” into my everyday vocabulary

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

It’s hard enough to remember to keep my cats watered and fed, I can’t imagine having to do it for a tiny human. I can’t even remember to drink water myself.

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Am I….actually excited about watching a super hero movie?

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

One thing about identifying as a creative person, is somehow - you’re never creative e n o u g h

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

lol I just saw something that said “someone take the Epstein files to a Coldplay concert” - sometimes I love the internet

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Sometimes I wonder if I dive into my interests a little too hard

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Not everything has to be live action 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I will never not be moderately annoyed that there’s a movie in production about a video game character who is canonically non verbal

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I don’t want to be a mother, but being a chosen auntie to my friends babies gets me IN MY FEELS

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Been watching Bones. I enjoy the show but I gotta say they really don’t make Booth a likable character

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Another random reason to not have kids is because then I’d be responsible for either paying someone to cut their hair or I’d have to do it myself and both cause stress

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

It should be perfectly acceptable to call out sick when you have cramps

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Making and sharing food is a love language

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Do you ever make such a good dinner, that you’re just a little obsessed with yourself for the next couple days?

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

What a great time! To disassociate into new hobbies!

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I don’t wish I was a person who can’t feel empathy or who doesn’t care - I’m just fkn tired, man

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

So scared to look at the news today

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I’m sorry, the old version of Valerie who could fall asleep anywhere and have a good nights sleep can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s dead

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Photographer me: I know exactly what I want you to do Photography model me: wtf am I supposed to do

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

The worst thing about warmer weather is the fkn mosquitos.

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Wild how I try to find any other chore to do instead of putting away my clothes

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Why is today national car wreck day

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

You know that feeling when you plan out your weekend and it’s full of things you know you want to do and WILL enjoy but then when everything comes up you realize you’re just a sleepy girl?

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

I think I’m into kpop now

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

PSA every gender expression/identity looks hot in a crop top

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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

my periodic reminder that your artistic work — your writing, music, dance, whatever it is — is crucially important for you and for the people who receive it, in ways you might never personally experience or grasp. you gotta trust me, please keep going

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Me watching sped up cooking videos is my sports entertainment

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I frequently talk about how having women as friends in your life will be the best friends you’ll have because they pay attention, remember little details, hold space and understanding for your feelings, etc. and now I’m wondering if any men have that with other men.

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Power in my house has been out for 6.5 hours on a 100 degree day and I love paying the power company for nothing

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I just watched The Devil Wears Prada again for the second time in my life and yes this movie is iconic but there are some things that I have OPINIONS on and they may have evolved into soap boxes

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

It’s really wild to see people get fed up with posts about caring about other people and the place we live. What a sad hill to die on.

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Somewhere, at some point in time - there lives a version of me that will finally conquer the never ending laundry pile

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

This message is for future me: YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A PROFESSIONAL DANCER TO FIND THE JOY. JUST DANCE MORE

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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

My nephew calls me “unca Val” and I love it, but today I think I heard him say “auntie Val” and I’m honestly not ready to let go of my uncle role

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Just made the cutest fkn reel 😤

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Wore sweatpants all day and got a hella good watermelon so life is good

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

And it’s sad bc some kids will only know that version because unfortunately it made more money than the original and I was SO hoping it would flop so hard.

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I’ve been seething about the changed ending to the Lilo and Stitch movie for 2 full days

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Just watched a montage of men complaining in their cars about women wearing revealing outfits at the gym and saying “I’m giving you the attention you obviously want” and being upset that they’re rejected and I have the ICK so bad rn

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Whyyyy do my neighbors always have their kids playing in my driveway WHY

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VP @valawitz.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I think that if I turned into a straight man (but I was still me) I’d fkn own that role

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