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Aunty Christ

@aunteychrist.bsky.social
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"In a rich man's house, there is nowhere to spit besides his face." I am become great deals on this new 2025 Hyundai Sonata, destroyer of trade ins.

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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 3h
Don't tell me not to make fun of the insane plastic surgery of women backing a fascist administration. There's a lot to be said about how we treat people who have had plastic surgery, but once you're a fascist I do not and cannot give a fuck.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 13h
You can lead a horse to water and, oh? Whats this? Its a hot tub. Well I did just lead you all this way. Too bad we didn't bring our suits, horse.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 22h
Buddy you better HOPE I don't learn slight of hand magic because when I do I'm sneakin gas station dick pills in you one way or another.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 23h
AI video is the same exact tone and quality of video slot machines. Same consumer base as well.
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Absolutely wild outfit to be doing this in. It doesn't look more "rich lady" than that.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We’ll be right back.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I HAVE CHANGED EVERY SINGLE OF MY SOCIAL MEDIA ALGORITHMS TO BE SUDDENLY VERY GUN FOCUSED TO ALARM GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What's wrong with whores?
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"The evil and corrupt state of Michigan is targeting and persecuting this marijuana caregiver unfairly because they DEMONIZE this amazing plant" What did they charge them with? Tax evasion. Every Fucking Time
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Apparently having elementary levels of sight reading and public speaking skills were less valuable than being blonde.
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Luigi Mangione, world's most photogenic man
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Listen if you think that trans folks are all cutting off their dicks, it really just shows you're not well versed in the subject.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I for one am not necessarily against the idea of televised public executions. One reason, we haven't prosecuted anyone in the Files and I think that anyone who hindered justice in this case should be scared.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Ai hate is racism, it dehumanizes it" ITS NOT HUMAN. ITS LITERALLY NOT HUMAN. YOU CAN'T DEHUMANIZE IT. ITS NOT HUMAN.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Don't bodyshame Musk" is one hell of a shit take.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you're going to make the argument for reclaiming n*zi symbology, the bare minimum is you have to loudly and repeatedly disavow n*zis or else everyone is going to think you're a n*zi.
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sending a google AI summary as "proof" of something should be shameful. Secondhand fucking thinking.
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If your body is a temple why does it keep shitting and pissing
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really fucking weird that Christians are seeing that "remove all false gods" prompt as proof that Grok is Christian - after the last big story with Grok being that people kept using it to create CSAM.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tchaikovski's 1812 overture, but instead of canons its that clown dude from Slipknot hitting a beer keg
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Donald Trump insisting everyone call it SI instead of AI despite AI being the biggest SEO term of the decade proves how much of a marketing genius he is.
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Halloween times are coming 💀
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Peter "evil people are competant" Thiel? Peter "I'm not sure if I want humanity to endure" Thiel? Peter "there's a 10% chance AI [the thing I do] may kill us all" Thiel? That Peter Thiel?
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The news that Anthropic is in the red $42b in 2025 should be incredibly damping. What do you mean you lost one De Moines amount of money just this year? "Its an investment" Bro just buy one De Moines
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
even the goatse wall chargers have gone woke
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
Peter Thiel looking like a particularly vicious Dan Clowes drawing
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taylor Swift releases must be devastating for retail employees.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"They banned dodgeball because it was too violent" yeah they did, but the subject "they" is referencing the children's parents who complained to the schools and got it banned. The "they" is their parents, its you buddy.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey lets schedule a meeting, the only time that doesn't work for me is 1:30 tomorrow "Ok lets do 1:30 tomorrow" I'm going to be generous and assume that that was AI making that mistake and not you...
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"What makes it a genocide?" - killing non combatants, specifically children - killing journalists reporting on it - destroying homes, infrastructure, and public buildings - killing/stopping aid workers - encouraging them, occasionally by force, to leave - doing all this at the scale we're ovserving
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like I'm going insane when I talk to people about why I don't like AI. They always talk about how its great at identifying things people miss, collecting data, and speeding up mundane tasks of life - meanwhile they're always unemployed making hentai with it. Every. Single. Time.
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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That was interesting. Thanks!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Derek O @derekosgood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I saw this not 1 min before your post.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 16/09/2026
Eliezer Yudkowsky is the High Priest of the Rationalist Millenarian AI Sex Cult who Run The AI Industry that I’ve been talking about.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mike Rogers helped architect legislation to EXPAND the opioid epidemic. Why? He took money from big pharma. Corporate, captured, and cowardly.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Please you gotta stop asking me to explain complicated ideas 4 beers deep when you yourself are sober.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We asked Mitch McConnell's office about the midterms, and this is their response: (Rattling chains and distant screaming)
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Really crazy to see someone back to back post "someone should put some bacon in [El Sayed's] mouth and smoke him" to "ideas should never be reacted to with violence"
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How the hell can you be a "gender is whats between your legs" person and a "God is a man" person? To me, thats fucking wild. (Unitarians DNI, nobody likes you)
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
HOW HOW GENUINELY HOW How are some people unaware of the issues regarding Judaism and the state of Israel? What hole did you crawl out of where you don't understand that difference?
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I really thought this was a fake tweet from Trump. He’s bragging about profiting off the presidency and his followers are clapping like obedient seals. Pathetic.
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Shitty dnd character concept: a ranger who's favored enemy is dragons, specifically chromatic dragons, but also exclusively refers to them as "coloreds".
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/08/2026
behavior like this is genuinely disturbing. like this will obviously just be changed back day 1 after trumps regime is over but its just deeply sad, not even demoralizing, just pathetic
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Aunty Christ @aunteychrist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Dolly died because she took the vaccine and pushed it onto other people" it couldn't be because she was 80, but let's follow that logic: Donald Trump.
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