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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 4h

They sent me home at 5am, told me to come back in the morning for a full ultrasound. They read the ultrasound (not great, Bob!) and sent me right back to the ER. Round three. This is scary and painful and it sucks.

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 16h

I’m back at the ER, and I can’t see the screen, but you know how in dystopian movies there’s a game show or talk show playing loudly somewhere, with dings & guffawing & a yelling, teeth-bared host, with enthusiastic applause that thinly veils bloodlust? That’s what The Tonight Show sounds like.

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 23h

I’ve been in complete survival/autopilot mode. Since Sept started, I’ve broken a tooth, had it fixed, been to urgent care, been to the ER, developed a blood clot, started a new job, changed operating systems at other job, restarted a med I went off, and had a birthday. Feel like I’ve aged ten years.

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Mia Goth as Pearl in Maxxxine

Alt: Sweet, smiling Pearl.

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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 29/09/2026

Just finished this Frank Oz piece

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lavender pink sky, right before the storm moved in.

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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

updated all my stock, everything is still 20% off! most designs won't be restocked for the foreseeable future, so now is maybe the last chance to get them; i will be restocking one more time in Oct and then my shop will be winding down for 2027 💗🏳️‍⚧️ sweatermuppet.bigcartel.com/product/tran...

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

CROCODILE DUNDEE was my pick for an upcoming episode of @itsthehippocket.bsky.social. I used to apologize for loving it; now I publicly celebrate it. Do I quote lines from it in my daily life more than anyone else, living or dead? Likely!

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hey @letterboxd.social - would you ever consider allowing the ability to reply to comments, instead of having to add an “unattached” comment? It would seriously help the discussion aspect of reviews, and people could disable it if they didn’t want that? This feature seems like a no-brainer, friends.

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Woke up in the middle of sleep and wrote a little about TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA over on Letterboxd, then fell back asleep and had a dream about visiting a “Halloween sex museum.” Carry on, friends.

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bi Visibility Day reminder that biphobia is toxic and boring. If someone asks you to pick a side, pick up your keys and leave. If someone says you're greedy, steal their car. If someone says it's just a stop on the way to being gay, steal all their pets and give them better lives.

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hitrewindpod.bsky.social @hitrewindpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I loved him on Parker Lewis because he could steal Ms. Musso's heart while stabbing her in the back. A hilarious nemesis.

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think the first time I noticed Gerrit Graham was on Parker Lewis Can’t Lose. I had no idea what a weird and wild career he’d already had. Queued up some episodes last night in his honor and was again reminded what a surreal show it was, and how he had no setting other than all in. Rest well, doc.

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Jon Abrams @jonabrams.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

never regret growing old. it is a privilege denied to many.

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Lucky McKee @luckymckee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Criminal that there’s no blu ray of this…

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ya’ll can dunk on Macklemore but 1. he’s correct, free Palestine; and 2. Thrift Shop was a banger in 2012 and IT’S A BANGER NOW.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Being a person who tells jokes for a living and then losing a game of Quiplash is the ultimate humiliation.

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In the mood for 80s horror and I have too many choices therefore I can’t make a choice.

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

See also: when they’re in free fall and you can see all their floppy limbs.

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND had a budget of $173,000.

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

One of the charming things about the Muppets is when you hear jusssst a little of one characters voice in another. I love that.

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yash is like if Tom Haverford and Jean-Ralphio Saperstein had a baby and only the worst parts were dominant. #bb28

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Wiccaburr @wiccaburrreviews.org · 10/09/2026

Kidney acquired and hospital stay is happening. If you are open to donate, you are welcome to do so. This will be going to the surgery and meds alongside the appointments throughout the recovery. gofund.me/2f7d706d2

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

@crobertcargill.bsky.social happy belated, you genuinely kind wonderful caring human being. 💙🎉

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

🚨Christ - Whistleblowers warn the newest version of Claude may lose (take?) control of itself and place *me personally* in a simulation where 1979 Sigourney Weaver wearing her Alien costume (but also Ghostbusters “Zuul” eye makeup for some reason) tazes me in the ass & balls until I starve to death.

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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 09/09/2026

If we're being honest: a lot of cannabis

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It is 2026. I am 51 years old. I am sweating my ass off through a graphic tee in a small club in downtown Austin, listening to a prog rock band headed by actual rock god Tony fucking Levin. There’s no age bar. You get to be you as long as you want.

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The way Fielder said, “okay, all right, okay, good chat” in the YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING trailer made me think, just for a ✨moment,✨ it was a narrative psychosexual drama and I’ve never been more invested in seeing something in my entire. life.

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

…how how how did we not get a 00’s DUKES OF HAZZARD movie with Luke and Owen Wilson as the leads?!

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The Hip Pocket, like Take That, is back for good. The Fozzy to my Piggy, one of my nearest/dearest, @gholson.bsky.social, is our guest. Our reply is one of my all-timer Hip Pocket flicks. Available everywhere you listen to relaxed and inviting conversations - stick it in your ears! (Respectfully.)

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Hey. Saw you across the bar, and we really dig your vibe.

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Oh, me? I was supposed to start at a new library on Mon. So excited! On Sat night I broke a molar on a popcorn kernel. Cannot talk without scraping my tongue on jagged toof. Dentist said,”I would advise you not to start the new job until after the 👑 goes on, because if you cut your tongue…”

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Ghostbusters News @ghostbustersnews.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Slavitza Jovan and Dan Aykroyd share a behind-the-scenes moment during the filming of Ghostbusters (1984).

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

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Rob Hunter @fakerobhunter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I genuinely don't understand why someone would need an essay to convince them/show them how to leave Twitter. Kill your account, uninstall the app. It's that simple. If you want to stay because it appeals to your most base interests, then just admit that and carry on.

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LeighWhannell @conanthecontrarian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

ALERT 🚨🚨 INTERPOL HAS A NEW ALBUM OUT TODAY, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND KNEEL IN PLACE

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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"Neutral in the culture war"

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My first, and indelible impression of, Tim Curry.

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Katelyn from the Black Lagoon @24thdoctor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’ve been crying all afternoon and evening about the loss of one of the most important advocates for children’s literacy we have possibly ever had.

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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I wish I could go back in time and hear "Love Will Tear Us Apart" for the first time again

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Another one of us needs our help due to insurmountable medical costs. Let’s help get this handled for him. 💙

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Double featured GAIL DAUGHTRY AND THE CELEBRITY SEX PASS and THE INVITE last night. Excellent match of sex comedies in two completely different ways. GAIL might be my favorite Wain/Marino picture and THE INVITE is immediately a new favorite, period. What a picture.

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your girl @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I know I didn’t come up with “hang and bang” but thinking it today for the first time myself (?) felt like inspired genius.

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