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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In memory of Dame Esther Rantzen, time to revisit the stuffed cat clip. RIP www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnTm...

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That's Life - Stuffed Cat!

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And the best 15 second opening sequence compared to the later series. Also, am I that old?

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Catching up with #StrictlyComeDancing after the French holiday and no TV, but why do we need three hosts, and especially why do we need Josh Widdicombe?

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well a big shout out to the Brit in the Eurostar check-in queue at Lille with us who has missed his earlier train, is drunk, and has also pissed himself. The glamour of international rail travel.

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Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale.

Roman mosaic depicting man carrying a large bird like an emu.

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Simon Fisher @profsimonfisher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A decade ago, a “weird” kitten was found on a road near a Bolivian forest. Too small to be a housecat, he had a scrunched-up face, short round ears, long whiskers, & a coat of leopard-like spots. DNA analysis now reveals him as the very first of a newly discovered species & I think I'm in love. 😻🧬🧪👇

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Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Day 6 of the French holiday and just amazed at how many people smoke cigarettes, vapes, and even pipes! Just a constant cloud of fumes whilst consuming one’s aperitif. How have they not all got lung cancer? You just don’t see this in the U.K. anymore. (Thankfully).

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

French holiday. Overnight stop in Lille before the train south tomorrow.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Currently oblivious that she is off to Lesbian Cat Care for two weeks tomorrow.

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Travelling around on Southern and SouthWestern the last few days and there’s suddenly quite a lot of “safety inspections of the track” train delay excuses going on after the Lewes accident….

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Is it not automatic cross-posting? Post on Facebook or Instagram those apps now cross post to Threads until you tell it not to. You have manually do that, so suspect it could just a lot of duplicate FB/Insta content?

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

As my late (British) mother said when the waiter asked what type of white wine she wanted in the restaurant, and replied, “A large one.”

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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 14/08/2026

I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Well you are all talking about the National Alert now, so I guess it actually did its job?

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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Just as underwhelming as the 1999 solar eclipse. Haven't even bothered to look. The cat thinks its early hunting time though.

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Gilbert White @gilbertwhite.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

1777: Fog, dark, dark & spitting.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

“We’re sorry to announce that your train has been delayed by a ‘Soil Moisture Deficit.’” Posh British term for a drought I guess?

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I mean the drought and climate change stuff is bad, but at least I don't live in an earthquake zone. #GlassHalfFull

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

To celebrate International Cat Day, Minnie is honking up the entrails of some small rodent she has eaten.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

You can tell it is cooler; our cat is outside fighting, hissing and screeching at another cat intruder.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Had a poorly kitty for a couple of days with a tummy bug, but she’s perked up and eating again.

A female white tabby cat says hello to her Dad.

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marybeard @wmarybeard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Pleased to see versions of the Odyssey in the Times/Waterstones bestsellers. But puzzled that it comes in the NON Fiction category. Do they know something we don't?

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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Advised a male friend who lives in very hot France to get a man’s kaftan. It’s changed his life, “the air going up my ball sack, Kaf is bliss!” Heed.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

That first episode of Ann Droid was one of the funniest things I have watched in years. #AnnDroid

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector

A cat whose entire head is in a helmet with ear, eye and nose holes

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Can I unmute World Cup and England now?

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Adding Argentina and Falklands to my mute list for a week or so.

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📚 Ellie Rhymer! Spaceships and Scoundrels 📚 @ellieyellu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I was looking through old photos and found this Accidental Renaissance Painting of the cats

Three different colored cats are hanging around an armchair. their poses are reminiscent of the dramatic, sometimes contorted postures in classical art, but especially attributed to paintings from the Renaissance where these postures convey drama and movement. An orange cat is crouching beneath the chair, his head thrown back dramatically into shadow. Above, on the seat of the chair, a brown striped tabby cat reaches his paw down towards the orange cat, peering at him. Also on the seat but sat stoically on his haunches is a white and brown tabby, gazing away over his two brothers, tail draped down over the side of the chair. The composition of their poses is circular and draws the eye around, and suggests some sort of mythic art as was popular in the Renaissance as well.

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Phil @philmcd82.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Five years of Minnie cat. Brought her home from Battersea on this day in 2021.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

How it started…. How it is going….Had this stupid ball of mice killing my fluff 5 years now.

Minnie the female white tabby peering cautiously from around the bed on the first day in her forever home.

Minnie the female white tabby summoning her owner to his quarterly performance review.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Julian Clary is an inspired addition to #CelebrityGogglebox. He really does cut through the crap.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Is there a football match on or something? The trains were very quiet from London tonight.

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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Fly the angel sleeves of your hostess dress at half mast, dim the standard lamps of all suburbia and please be seated at the telephone table to make the gossipiest call you can from a landline in memoriam💙

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Doctor Trivago

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Already in situ under her favourite bush to avoid the heat.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

As it is only a MoU to extend the ceasefire, and not the full peace treaty, they should have taken him to the replica railway carriage in the forest at Compiègne to give that true Armistice tradition vibe.

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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

My cat used to deliver his toys to me and my husband as gifts. Then he started bringing socks--a lost sock from under the bed or dresser. Emboldened by our praise for the gift he now steals all socks. Clean, dirty, from a hamper or an open drawer. If it's accessible he's getting it. It is maddening.

photo of Charlie Danbo the brown striped tiger cat proudly sitting atop a cardboard scratcher tunnel with his bounty of paired socks and a few loose singles spread on the floor in front of him.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Catastrophic leak from the boiler this morning. Water everywhere. Could only make it stop by going in the loft to tie up the hot water feeder tank ball valve. Engineer booked for tomorrow and have a cover plan, but this feels like new boiler territory.

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