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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 20h

Seen it three times in Bayeux Itself, no queues, no time slots….. but worth the experience.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In memory of Dame Esther Rantzen, time to revisit the stuffed cat clip. RIP www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnTm...

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That's Life - Stuffed Cat!

YouTube video by thepoishop

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And the best 15 second opening sequence compared to the later series. Also, am I that old?

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That was pretty meh. Don't think I will be following this series closely.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Literally a 'hairdresser' who cuts celebrity hair, who I've never heard of - can the barrel be scraped any more for non-entities? #StrictlyComeDancing

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Catching up with #StrictlyComeDancing after the French holiday and no TV, but why do we need three hosts, and especially why do we need Josh Widdicombe?

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Mine is still in the cattery until tomorrow, but we get updates.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well a big shout out to the Brit in the Eurostar check-in queue at Lille with us who has missed his earlier train, is drunk, and has also pissed himself. The glamour of international rail travel.

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Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale.

Roman mosaic depicting man carrying a large bird like an emu.

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Simon Fisher @profsimonfisher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A decade ago, a “weird” kitten was found on a road near a Bolivian forest. Too small to be a housecat, he had a scrunched-up face, short round ears, long whiskers, & a coat of leopard-like spots. DNA analysis now reveals him as the very first of a newly discovered species & I think I'm in love. 😻🧬🧪👇

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Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Day 6 of the French holiday and just amazed at how many people smoke cigarettes, vapes, and even pipes! Just a constant cloud of fumes whilst consuming one’s aperitif. How have they not all got lung cancer? You just don’t see this in the U.K. anymore. (Thankfully).

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

‘War Christmas’ seems to come earlier each year these days.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

No more Dreamies for Denis. Hope it is nothing worse and he gets sorted.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

French holiday. Overnight stop in Lille before the train south tomorrow.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Update: Caught. Unhappy. Deposited at Lesbian Cat Care.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Currently oblivious that she is off to Lesbian Cat Care for two weeks tomorrow.

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

You’ve missed France’s land border with the U.K. by treaty governing the Channel Tunnel.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Travelling around on Southern and SouthWestern the last few days and there’s suddenly quite a lot of “safety inspections of the track” train delay excuses going on after the Lewes accident….

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Is it not automatic cross-posting? Post on Facebook or Instagram those apps now cross post to Threads until you tell it not to. You have manually do that, so suspect it could just a lot of duplicate FB/Insta content?

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

As my late (British) mother said when the waiter asked what type of white wine she wanted in the restaurant, and replied, “A large one.”

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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 14/08/2026

I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

What would you prefer, a 5 second emergency alert about a really serious national risk or you and your child woken by the house smoke detector as the wildfire descended? I think I know what is more scary. Some real morons on here tonight from people I thought were sensible.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Well you are all talking about the National Alert now, so I guess it actually did its job?

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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Just as underwhelming as the 1999 solar eclipse. Haven't even bothered to look. The cat thinks its early hunting time though.

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Gilbert White @gilbertwhite.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

1777: Fog, dark, dark & spitting.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

“We’re sorry to announce that your train has been delayed by a ‘Soil Moisture Deficit.’” Posh British term for a drought I guess?

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I mean the drought and climate change stuff is bad, but at least I don't live in an earthquake zone. #GlassHalfFull

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

To celebrate International Cat Day, Minnie is honking up the entrails of some small rodent she has eaten.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

You can tell it is cooler; our cat is outside fighting, hissing and screeching at another cat intruder.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Had a poorly kitty for a couple of days with a tummy bug, but she’s perked up and eating again.

A female white tabby cat says hello to her Dad.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

It's the deadpan delivery - really good if you haven't watched yet. #AnnDroid

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marybeard @wmarybeard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Pleased to see versions of the Odyssey in the Times/Waterstones bestsellers. But puzzled that it comes in the NON Fiction category. Do they know something we don't?

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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Advised a male friend who lives in very hot France to get a man’s kaftan. It’s changed his life, “the air going up my ball sack, Kaf is bliss!” Heed.

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

That first episode of Ann Droid was one of the funniest things I have watched in years. #AnnDroid

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector

A cat whose entire head is in a helmet with ear, eye and nose holes

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Auditor of Reality @auditorreality.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Can I unmute World Cup and England now?

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