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AuditAndy ☭

@auditandycia.bsky.social
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Socialist, accountant, and veteran who got tired of being fire hosed with white-supremacist advertisements on Twitter. A speck of dust that just happens to exist at this point in time.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 19/09/2026
If you’re going to leave DSA because you saw someone reading on contradiction by Mao I don’t really think you care about achieving socialism in the first place
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Having an aneurysm trying to explain why keeping property relations how they are will cause social Democracy to fail. Please, for the love of any god, READ A BOOOOOOOOOOOOK.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/07/2026
Let’s prank Trump. Everyone become a militant communist by tomorrow morning
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/06/2026
Advance cccp astronauts in space
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
More like bring me the Verizon
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Rereading 1984 and Animal Farm now that I have a developed frontal lobe and an understanding of historical context. Orwell was a hack and British spy whose works were over promoted by the capitalist governments to turn public opinion against collectivism.
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Jay o’ Lantern 🎃 @templinjay.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Chippetty-choppetty! Redistribute the property!
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Waffle House is the true peoples’ house.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 09/04/2026
that’s not porn that my kirby avatar that wants a bolshevik revolution that i won from my game
tim robinson in i think you should leave explaining to his boss that he’s not looking at porn. he’s not in trouble at all. that’s just a kirby avatar that wants a bolshevik revolution that he won from his game
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Awhile back, I told my psychiatrist that if the US ruling classes went to war with Venezuela that I was going to start teaching people how to break tracks from armored vehicles. Now, we’re at war with Iran and strangling Cuba and Venezuela (even more so) economically. When will the relief come?
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I love how I’m a veteran with a college degree in accounting but my only options for work are investment firms or ICE. Really cool.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
BREAKING: 3,800 workers at Colorado’s JBS USA, the world’s largest meatpacker, are on strike. This is the largest meatpacking strike in 40 years.
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Voop 🏳️‍⚧️⚢🇵🇸 @vvooop.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 28/02/2026
(A democrat upon hearing the current Republican bombed people the Middle East) time to Google a picture of a democrat president that also bombed the Middle East and talk about how much I miss them being president
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 28/02/2026
we (Americans) owe the world the destruction of the United States
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Ten years into this and Jews who embraced American Nazism continue to be astonished when their Nazi bedfellows come for them:
three tweet reply thread:

Tyler Oliveira
@tyleraloevera
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Feb 23
Hello Goyim...

I have released a 73 minute long documentary on New Jersey's Jewish Invasion.
Nick shirley
@nickshirleyy
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EXPOSE IT ALL
Joel M. Petlin
@Joelmpetlin
I mistakenly believed that 
@nickshirleyy
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@tyleraloevera
 were very different, because Nick was exposing alleged fraud, and Tyler was just harassing American Jews with large families, legally eligible for benefits.

If you can't tell the difference between fraud and harassment, then you've just "exposed" yourself to be an Antisemite.

I was wrong. Shame on both of you.
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I love how one capitalist party understands the substantive effects of political power while the other capitalist party is more concerned for the processes in the expression of that political power — regardless of effect.
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Anti-Social Socialist Club @as-socialistclub.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It's an excellent day to become a communist.
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Deny, Defend, Depose (Carl Nyberg) @carlnyberg312.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Right Wing politics are heavily subsidized.
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I know it is extremely trite but this is how German courts dismissed the reactionary violence against union workers and communists about 100 years ago.
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Taking a break from my usual posts to show off how much of a tornado nerd my wife is. Straight cheesin’ with The Dominator (the truck that is depicted in Twister). I sometimes get jealous that she can find happiness in this world even as everything goes to shit. ❤️
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 12/02/2026
10k raised already! Keep sharing!
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Trump is a product of the system. Trying to change one without changing the other will get you nowhere. Aggressive hyper-capitalist imperialism breeds creatures like that to distract you from all the endless theft, violence and exploitation.
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Democratic Socialists of America @demsocialists.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Democratic Socialists of America — We are at 100,000 members! 🌹 dsausa.org/join
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
R/GetNoted is full of reactionaries so I had to put down my phone and take a nap.
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Trump did not destroy US democracy, he revealed that it never existed. Overthrowing him won't bring back the thing that wasn't there. It needs to be created for the first time.
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5th Iranian White Van Regiment 🇵🇸 @mickeymarxclub.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Parenti was right
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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@redshirt990
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It's actually crazy that the only thing these pedophiles were afraid of even with all the money in the world was communists
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
That kitten killed an entire nazi battalion, no cap.
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V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
It is, of course, an advantage to the employers if the workers give no thought to their conditions and have no understanding of their rights
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V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The struggle against the political police requires special qualities; it requires professional revolutionaries. And we must see to it, not only that the masses “advance” concrete demands, but that the masses of the workers “advance” an increasing number of such professional revolutionaries.
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Socialism for All ☭ Intensify Class Struggle @socialismforall.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
RIP Michael Parenti, age 92, a US-based communist and educator. Here's a full audiobook + discussion of Parenti's book, Blackshirts and Reds: Rational Fascism and the Overthrow of Communism www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLK...
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"Blackshirts & Reds" (1997) (complete) by Michael Parenti. Marxist/Socialist Audiobook + Discussion.
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big nasty ☭ @bignasty.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
RIP to the realest. Gonna watch today in his honor 💔💔 youtu.be/s5oPFAfdrkU?...
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Yellow Parenti Lecture (1986)
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Teenaged me contributing to US Imperialism — one nap at a time.
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Finally making my way through Michael Parenti’s “Assassination of Julius Caesar”. I read various works from Cicero, Pliny the Elder, the Gracchi brothers, and Julius Caesar because imperial Rome is a common symbol for military expansionism. It is interesting to see a class analysis of the times.
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V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Imperialism is the eve of the social revolution of the proletariat.
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Orwell was a British anti-communist that single-handedly gave reactionaries a book to point at and screech about the excesses of public power when, in our reality, the excesses we experience are purely from PRIVATE powers in the defense of capitalism.
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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 21/01/2026
With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Hello! Confused as to why media spikes overly-progressive segments while allowing right-wing narratives? Read this book! Let Michael Parenti soothingly turn you into a more politically conscious human being.
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AuditAndy ☭ @auditandycia.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Democracy is incompatible with capitalism. State forces should be used to protect the peoples’ interests but, from their inception, American forces have been used to protect monied interests and terrorize the working people into submission at the behest of Capital. Arm yourselves and show up.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 07/01/2026
If you are reading this and you consider yourself a socialist or communist but you haven’t educated yourself or worked with others to get yourself educated I know it seems silly in the face of it all but collective study and organization will lead to effective action. It’s not too late.
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Socialism for All ☭ Intensify Class Struggle @socialismforall.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Communist New Year's message for 2026: Fight opportunism, pessimism, and revisionism; raise class consciousness! www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-t0... #marxism #communism #socialism #venezuela #maduro #trump #war #warcrime #nowarforoil #cuba #imperialism
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Communists in the Imperialist Countries: Fight Opportunism & Pessimism, Raise Class Consciousness!
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? @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Imperialist war is the eve of socialist revolution.
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The Impending Catastrophe and How to Combat It
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