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Adam Schwitters

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Dad, new New Mexican, dumb podcaster @munchmybenson.bsky.social

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Tiresome to keep repeating it a full decade into Democrats giving Nazis power to commit Nazi atrocities but: The government must be shut down permanently until this Nazi criminal is gone, and Democrats who refuse to go along with this should be afraid to leave their homes.
Trump on his social media site:
Donald J. Trump ©
@realDonaldTrump
I am pleased to announce that the Interim
Authorities in Venezuela will be turning over
between 30 and 50 MILLION Barrels of High
Quality, Sanctioned Oil, to the United States
of America. This Oil will be sold at its Market
Price, and that money will be controlled by
me, as President of the United States of
America, to ensure it is used to benefit the
people of Venezuela and the United States! I
have asked Energy Secretary Chris Wright to
execute this plan, immediately. It will be
taken by storage ships, and brought directly
to unloading docks in the United States.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Tonight is the night for niche Albuquerque / Santa Fe beef
OUR BLESSED HOMELAND
OUR GLORIOUS
LEADER
Alibuquerque flag
OUR GREAT RELIGION (hot air alloon
OUR NOBLE POPULACE
OUR HEROIC luminarias
THEIR BARBAROUS WASTES
THEIR WICKED
DESPOT
(santa fe flag(
THEIR PRIMITIVE SUPERSTITION
(zozobra)
THEIR BACKWARD
SAVAGES
THEIR BRUTISH
farolitos


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TOM GAULD
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Munch My Benson @munchmybenson.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
We settle back into the late season doldrums with an SVU that seems deadset on being racist against both Italians and West Virginians while wallowing in a domestic violence case that ends badly in a bathtub. www.munchmybenson.com/episodes/241...
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241 - Dwight Needs His Juice (SVU S22E3 The Ballad of Dwight and Irena) Riki Lindhome — Munch My Benson
We settled back into the late season doldrums with an SVU that seems deadset on being racist against both Italians and West Virginians while wallowing in a domestic violence case that ends badly in a ...
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I’m miserable now
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Believe the survivors. Release the files. All of the files.
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Ivy League schools should have their assets expropriated by the state and their campuses demolished brick by brick. Yes, there are some nice buildings, but they need to be destroyed so that we never suffer Yale (etc) grads ever again
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Has Dan Wilson been fired yet?
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The Yankees team doctor
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a man wearing a new york yankees jacket stands next to a car .
Alt: George Costanza wearing a new york yankees jacket stands next to a car .
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Old Man Duggan @oldmanduggan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
It’s still strange trying to wrap my head around the fact that the podcast @atschwitters.bsky.social and I do, which as the name suggests can be rather bawdy, was part of a question on a prime time game show on network television.
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Munch My Benson @munchmybenson.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Ahem!
Jimmy Kimmel asking, "Named after two of the show's most iconic characters, "Munch My Benson" is a podcast devoted to what long-running series?" 
A: Grey's Anatomy 
B: Law & Order: SVU 
C: 9-1-1 
D: NCISMike Birbiglia and Atsuko Okatsuka have no idea what this brilliantly named podcast which just dropped an episode titled "It Was a Beige Turtleneck, so It Really Made Him Look Like a Human Penis" is about.The audience clearly knows that Munch My Benson is about Law & Order: SVU, as they're all surely listeners.
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
This is the dumbest bullshit I’ve read in awhile. Bravo!
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
This movie goes so hard. Pure insanity
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Rick Paulas @rickpaulas.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Incredible clip, needs to be dropped and remixed into 1,000 songs pronto
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
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Munch My Benson @munchmybenson.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
So obviously we’re still in the middle of @atschwitters.bsky.social paternity leave, but we are still dropping archived eps that have been behind the paywall for a while, and this week’s is maybe Adam and @oldmanduggan.bsky.social’s favorite SVU ever. Let’s get WET!
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95 - They Dropped It Like Lindsey Dropped Her Tampon to be Eaten by Killer (SVU S12E5 Wet) — Munch My Benson
Did you know that Liv tells a suspect that she knows he “stabbed the Captain with a pickle?” That’s no typo. It’s in this beautiful episode of television. Seriously. Mushrooms, soda being poison, wate...
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brendle @brendle.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
other than genociding native people, getting rich from imported slaves, operating a racial apartheid state, using nuclear weapons against civilians, violently disrupting democracies across the world, and arming and supporting a current racial apartheid state, this is america's darkest moment.
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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
To mark "Trump will declare a national emergency for mass deportations" day: here is the initial spreadsheet of our crowd-sourced *local* immigration advocacy/support organizations. Please share widely, put to good use, and keep letting me know about more organizations folks can connect with.
docs.google.com
Local Public-Facing Immigrant Support/Advocacy Groups
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Adam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
We live in a time where the least powerful are crushed with the harshest sentences, are made homeless if they are merely late to work but our billionaires, presidents and electeds simply float through life like plankton, agency-free, unable to control the forces directing their behavior.
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Variety @variety.com · 16/01/2025
Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue Velvet” and “Mulholland Drive” and network television with “Twin Peaks,” has died. He was 78. bit.ly/40is3yQ
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David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78
Director David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like 'Blue Velvet,' has died. He was 78.
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Great job not doing this before the election
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Dumbest nation on earth strikes again
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Trump's Greenland obsession is a very concrete example of why the Mercator projection is bad.
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Old Man Duggan @oldmanduggan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Oh man, I laughed so much while editing this one. Tons of fun shit in here. @heyseanmcgrath.bsky.social HATING a kid actor is always one of my favorite things, but @mikewiebe.bsky.social’s story about what happened while he was bartending at Rio Rita had me laughing so hard.
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Adam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
liberal donors funding local news is a good plan but the idea that discussing the ideological direction of Dems before the propaganda discussion “is putting the cart before the horse” has it backwards. Dem media sucks because the party is rudderless, smug, and run by lawyers and mercenary PR flacks
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Unkind Rewind Podcast @unkindrewindpod.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Comic/frontman of Riverboat Gamblers & Drakulas, @mikewiebe.bsky.social joins us to dive into growing up in the ‘80s in Texas and how that ties specifically into next week’s flick. This one’s a blast, and it’s a movie I suspect A LOT of our audience has a relationship with.
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Qs and Tease with musician/comedian Mike Wiebe
YouTube video by Unkind Rewind
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people
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Keri Blakinger @keribla.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
NEW: 3 more LA sheriff's deputies have been relieved of duty over this WILD investigation into a crypto mogul who allegedly hired cops to do crimes for him Even wilder: He allegedly spent his ill-gotten gains on leg-lengthening surgery that he now needs reversed www.latimes.com/california/s...
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Crypto 'godfather' of Bel-Air: Probe widens into L.A. deputies' alleged links to mogul
At least six L.A. County sheriff's deputies have been relieved of duty amid an investigation into their work for a 24-year-old cryptocurrency entrepreneur accused of extortion and hiding millions of d...
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Thank you for this screenshot Josh. The little guy will love it
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
The ship was the pride of the American side coming back from some mill in Wisconsin. As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most, with a crew and good captain well seasoned. Concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms, when they left fully loaded for Cleveland, and later that night when
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Munch My Benson @munchmybenson.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Have we got a doozy for you this week. In an unprecedented turn, this SVU chose an accomplished actress with Down syndrome and an actor who'd later be the top-billed star of prestige dramas to play two characters with Down syndrome. The results were something that needs to be seen to be believed.
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Episode 235: A Helicopter Parent of the Most Self-Defeating Order (S3E22 Competence) — Munch My Benson
In an unprecedented turn in the annals of Munch My Benson history, this installment of SVU  from Season 3 is simultaneously the standard bearer for representation of a marginalized and underrepr...
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Munch My Benson @munchmybenson.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Imagine an SVU where Benson finds herself in a hostage situation--any course of events that'd land her in a standoff with just her wits to get her out of it. In your hypothetical, did things happened to get her there? Well, Townhouse Incident gets her there at the 2:12 mark. This was our Vietnam.
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Oh, No, He Hand-Shaves His Meat All the Time (SVU S17E11 Townhouse Incident) — Munch My Benson
Try to envision a Law & Order: Special Victims Unit where Olivia Benson finds herself held captive in a hostage situation. Any scenario that could land her in the middle of a standoff with just her ...
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