Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man that AI could save me 2-3 minutes per year. Imagine the productivity maxxing I could be doing 010
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Idk. Theres something unwholesome about sweet beans for breakfast 010
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Fun example of the free market actually working is how much busier the fruit stand at 86th and York is compared to the Gristedes across the street. Used to go to that store when I needed peace and quiet cause no one is paying a 50% markup over fairway or Whole Foods 040
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Does he not know they have fancy soulless condos in center city just like in Hudson yards or FiDi? 040
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 26/07/2026static.klipy.comPatrick Bateman: Impressive. Very Nice. (American Psycho)Alt: Patrick Bateman: Impressive. Very Nice. (American Psycho) 000
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 24/07/2026You don’t have to publish these people (yes I know who it is and no I’m not giving you the click through) 0130
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Tell me she had a move called the “pivot to video” 000
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 12/07/2026He was bad a person and it’s good that he’s gone 0130
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 12/07/2026He was a bad person and we’re all better off that he’s gone 0120
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 04/07/2026That’s why I enjoy the beautiful game (Telemundo coverage) 110
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 18/06/2026static.klipy.comTwin Peaks: What Year Is This? Shocking SceneAlt: Twin Peaks: What Year Is This? Shocking Scene 000
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I missed the line item where they get to use Marco Rubio as a footstool in perpetuity but I’m sure it’s in there somewhere 060
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 16/06/2026$300 billion! Complete sanctions relief! The only thing they didn’t get was JD Vance’s skull to dip in gold and use as a wine goblet 290
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Imagine how many senior level staff meetings have been had about this. 000
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This is almost as funny as knocking down the pretty part of the White House 0581
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The World Cup isn’t being played in New York though 100
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 09/06/2026It’s the biggest broadway show of the season (the only thing he genuinely likes) 000
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Facebook is responsible for at least 2 genocides. They dominate the rage bait space 041
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 02/06/2026We’re talking about the windows paperclip, right? 1180
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 01/06/2026You seem to stand with Trump nominees more often than your own constituents 000
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The mayors race is officially non partisan so top 2 finishers in the first round head to a runoff. Uballez (the progressive candidate) got ~19% in the first rd which was great given the name rec gap he had to overcome. I’m hoping he runs again next time 130
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Saw a dude in Galveston Texas in full Sprewell Knicks regalia in ~2018. That guy Knicks 000
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 17/05/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona...en.wikipedia.orgAltoona-style pizza - Wikipedia 120
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 17/05/2026You don’t even live that far from Altoona PA which makes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaay grosser pizza 110
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Liz Cheney/Alberto Gonzalez = dream democratic ticket 020
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 11/05/2026lol these guys can crawl under a rock and never come out 000
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Not sure about The Boz but a Komodo dragon would kill and eat Matthew Broderick in a heartbeat (with cause) 050
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The moderate administrators need to disavow the extremists as if they were normal Muslims circa 2002 060
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Martin Luther’s posting addiction directly led to 2 centuries of ceaseless conflict and indirectly to 2 (3?) centuries of conflict after that 1173
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 29/04/2026You can’t possibly make me believe that the big scary Chinese companies are remotely as evil as our own American companies 0490
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Why do you want us to pay more for bad cars like Teslas? 030
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The only way he gets ballroom and blue pool is if he looks tough (in his mind) 000
Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Ok but we all buy that Goldblum could do it, right? 010