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Adam Schwitters

@atschwitters.bsky.social
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Dad, new New Mexican, dumb podcaster @munchmybenson.bsky.social

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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man that AI could save me 2-3 minutes per year. Imagine the productivity maxxing I could be doing
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Idk. Theres something unwholesome about sweet beans for breakfast
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thought that was James carville at first
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Blood sugar baby!!
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fun example of the free market actually working is how much busier the fruit stand at 86th and York is compared to the Gristedes across the street. Used to go to that store when I needed peace and quiet cause no one is paying a 50% markup over fairway or Whole Foods
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Does he not know they have fancy soulless condos in center city just like in Hudson yards or FiDi?
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Patrick Bateman: Impressive. Very Nice. (American Psycho)
Alt: Patrick Bateman: Impressive. Very Nice. (American Psycho)
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You don’t have to publish these people (yes I know who it is and no I’m not giving you the click through)
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tell me she had a move called the “pivot to video”
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He was bad a person and it’s good that he’s gone
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He was a bad person and we’re all better off that he’s gone
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That’s why I enjoy the beautiful game (Telemundo coverage)
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So much easier to root for Ghana in Canada
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
lol
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Fuck Mike love
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Twin Peaks: What Year Is This? Shocking Scene
Alt: Twin Peaks: What Year Is This? Shocking Scene
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I missed the line item where they get to use Marco Rubio as a footstool in perpetuity but I’m sure it’s in there somewhere
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
$300 billion! Complete sanctions relief! The only thing they didn’t get was JD Vance’s skull to dip in gold and use as a wine goblet
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
100%
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
What a logo!
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Imagine how many senior level staff meetings have been had about this.
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Knicks are fun and love able though
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Stop being friends with the Nazis
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is almost as funny as knocking down the pretty part of the White House
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The World Cup isn’t being played in New York though
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It’s the biggest broadway show of the season (the only thing he genuinely likes)
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What’s wrong with his face?
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Facebook is responsible for at least 2 genocides. They dominate the rage bait space
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Swol astrom Thurmond looking like
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We’re talking about the windows paperclip, right?
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You seem to stand with Trump nominees more often than your own constituents
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The mayors race is officially non partisan so top 2 finishers in the first round head to a runoff. Uballez (the progressive candidate) got ~19% in the first rd which was great given the name rec gap he had to overcome. I’m hoping he runs again next time
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Saw a dude in Galveston Texas in full Sprewell Knicks regalia in ~2018. That guy Knicks
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It’s VERY easy to root against this team
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Can’t wait till it gets knocked down
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona...
en.wikipedia.org
Altoona-style pizza - Wikipedia
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
You don’t even live that far from Altoona PA which makes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaay grosser pizza
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
No
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Liz Cheney/Alberto Gonzalez = dream democratic ticket
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
lol these guys can crawl under a rock and never come out
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Not sure about The Boz but a Komodo dragon would kill and eat Matthew Broderick in a heartbeat (with cause)
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Lmao
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The moderate administrators need to disavow the extremists as if they were normal Muslims circa 2002
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Martin Luther’s posting addiction directly led to 2 centuries of ceaseless conflict and indirectly to 2 (3?) centuries of conflict after that
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
You can’t possibly make me believe that the big scary Chinese companies are remotely as evil as our own American companies
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Why do you want us to pay more for bad cars like Teslas?
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The only way he gets ballroom and blue pool is if he looks tough (in his mind)
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
No one cares
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ok but we all buy that Goldblum could do it, right?
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Adam Schwitters @atschwitters.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
What a shame
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