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Rosemary

@athenarose.bsky.social
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A shy nerdy girl with a 45 caliber mouth. Paramedic, DMs Guild author and fandom dinosaur. Proud AI hater. (She/Her) 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ linktr.ee/rscallahangray

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18h
on the sidewalk i just passed a 6’ tall, nearly-full-sidewalk-width butch lesbian. she was wearing a butchers apron and walking/soothing two anxious chihuahuas. no wedding ring. in case any of you ladies want to get treated like a queen for the rest of your life
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 20h
Turns out the girl who got accepted to the Boston EMS Academy blew that opportunity spectacularly. She didn't go to several of the classes, got dismissed from there, went to another ambulance service and shit talked all of us then less than two weeks later crashed a truck and got fired from there.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We had a lady with dementia who seemed to believe she was on that plane that almost got hijacked. What I think happened is she saw something about it on the news and confabulated that she was there.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just thought of a crossover. Ritchson's character from The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare and GI Robot killing Nazis.
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GI Robot from DC's Creature Commandos
Alt: GI Robot from DC's Creature Commandos laughing as he guns down numerous Nazis
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 19 year old kid at work really needs to learn A.) Do not slam on the brakes unless you wanna send your partner in the back flying B.) Do not be dependent on the GPS
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So excited to see @garius.bsky.social's Untitled History Podcast talking about HMS Glowworm today because it's one of my favorite WWII naval stories.
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The last stand of HMS Glowworm and the invasion of Norway
Podcast Episode · The Untitled History Podcast · October 1 · 51m
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We're watching The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare and it's just the right sort of Nazi killing fun I was in the mood for. The fact Alan Richson has his jacked Reacher build is making it funnier than I think was intended.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In our Shadowdark game I'm basically doing the "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy" meme because one of our characters has a doppelganger who keeps causing problems.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have really enjoyed Lanterns so far and I like that they seem to have let them break away from the James Gunn style for the show because it feels very different.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It occurred to me that Lanterns is kind of doing the story of Secret Invasion better than the actual Secret Invasion show. And I didn't dislike Secret Invasion apart from that terrible AI opening sequence but I thought it was just kind of meh at best.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the funny things about the Dan Abnett novel Hive is he created one of the few planetary Governors we've seen in 40K who's not an inbred imbecile or corrupt. Aphra Gentileschi is a great character. [Spoilers for Hive here on out]
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My 19-year-old partner at work decided to blow his mouth off about the Lindsay Clancy case the other day and he was talking about something I happened to have written several term papers about so I corrected him.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026
out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck
cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time @socialistdogmom.bsky.social mentions the IAAEE I feel like I should sing that to the tune of Old MacDonald Had a Farm.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching a certain author get bombarded by fans of a certain character who are Extremely Normal about him is reminding me of Snape Wives. And I crumble to dust as I show my age with that reference.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So one of the funniest things is after the whole brouhaha with Robert Kraft and Ed Sheeran and Macklemore the concert at Gillette Stadium ended up getting canceled anyway because we have a nor'easter.
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Val @ BOO! Goes the Bride (of Frankenstein) @valwrites.ca · 25/09/2026
The air in here is gettin' pretty thin The war's gettin' hot, so you might as well win My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way Zeon likes it, and they'll never get bored Hey now, you're a newtype, get your suit on, mark 5 Hey now, kira-kira Nuke a city, get paid
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I talked to my usual Wednesday and Thursday partner at work and it turns out like a week after I broke my ankle he broke his collarbone going over the handlebars of his motorcycle. So we have apparently gained a reputation as the accident prone crew.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Drach and I love the "There's the [BLEEP] Scheer, open fire!"
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The Battle of the River Plate - 1939 Cruiser Clash
YouTube video by Drachinifel
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Matt @mattferrel.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
LEFTISTS AGAINST OTHER LEFTISTS
SORRY BUT A LOT OF YOU ARE JUST REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
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KZ🔞 @mortarheadd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When an NSFW artist starts making SFW
Meme of Kaneda from AKIRA looking presentable in person but disheveled in his photograph
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have to give #Clevatess credit for pulling off the shift between Berserk-esque dark fantasy in the first season to magic school shenanigans in the second season. And it seems like the second season also got a higher budget.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
While waiting for The Apothecary Diaries season I started watching a show called Though I Am An Inept Villainess and it's basically Freaky Friday in the Imperial Chinese court but it scratched that itch.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's funny that Macklemore has kind of accidentally become the face of anti-zionism because a couple months ago I stumbled across this old album of his and honestly it rocks. youtu.be/VG3JsmOmDqw?...
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Can't Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (feat. Ray Dalton)
YouTube video by Macklemore Music
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Drunk History has a whole bit about how Walter Raleigh introduced the potato to the English and they left out some of the funniest parts. The reason Elizabeth got so pissed he married her lady in waiting was because they got married in secret (Bess was pregnant at that point).
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Steph "StickyHunter" Farrow @stickyhunter.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
🪐COMMISSIONS OPEN!🪐 DM or email me via stickyhunter@gmail.com ⬇️INFO AND MORE EXAMPLES IN THREAD⬇️
a collection of art pieces I have made. All have vivid colours, with a variety of different characters.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Since it's now officially fall if you need a Halloween one shot for #DND5e Embarr’s Haunted Harvest Maze on #DMsGuild is perfect for an evening of fun and vegetable puns.
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Embarr's Haunted Harvest Maze - Dungeon Masters Guild | Dungeon Masters Guild
Magic! Mystery! Vegetable puns! You'll find all this and more inside Embarr's Haunted Harvest Maze, a one-shot adventure
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the whole thing of being open-minded isn’t saying all viewpoints are equally valid, it’s subjecting them all to equal scrutiny then rejecting the ones that are evil or backwards or stupid
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Given what LLM usage seems to do to people's brains on a neurological level I think they honestly believe it. I will also not be surprised if we find out in a couple decades that heavy LLM usage contributes to cognitive decline in old age.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have been informed the old man yaoi in The Wicked And The Warped is canon and this makes me extremely happy.
'Throne,' she said, jerking her head towards the squabbling pair. 'Do you have marriage in your culture?' 'Only as punishment for the most heinous offences. Valeria blinked. When responding, the praetorian had not taken her eye- lenses off the city. 'Is that a joke?' 'In part, yes. A court did once legally join them in a union as a punitivemeasure. Once the punishment was over, this union was dissolved." 'So they're divorced. Phillias paused, as though processing this new term. 'If that is meant in earnest, it is incorrect.' 'And if it is a joke?' Then it is a good joke.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Meta has some new ad where they're talking about AI and how they're "betting on people" and I bet they think that sounds good but I just think it sounds like some Running Man shit.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone in my #Darkon game finally got to see the in-universe play Azalin commissioned to make fun of Strahd and I had so much fun writing it. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have been listening to @failuretolaunch.bsky.social's backlog for a few days and the jokes about Korolev's hemorrhoid surgery never gets old.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 18/09/2026
Oh it’s Reacher, the largest man I have ever seen by quite some measure. Well, time to fight him one on one for some reason
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I swear Amazon is trying to kill me because I have tripped on a package they left directly in front of the door where you can't see it for the second time. I got a real scare thinking this time that I had reinjured the ankle that was just cleared but I'm fine.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of the guys on Forged in Fire has a special where he's making a replica of General Cornwallis' sword and they keep using obviously AI generated images to illustrate the history and they look like ass.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't know what was up with the sound design in Mandalorian and Grogu but it was super off. The music didnn't fit the scenes and occasionally it almost drowned out the dialog, which was super weird because the TV series did the sound design so well.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/09/2026
I don't think it's necessary to proactively vet the creator of every piece of art we might enjoy, but neither is it necessary to ignore or excuse what we find to be failings in these creators when we learn of them. We are all allowed to be our own moral actors in what we consume and who we support.
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remembering when I saw Street Sweeper Social Club open for NIN Boots Riley stops between songs and says: I’m tired of people saying our guitarist is trying to be Tom Morello. Our Guitarist IS Tom Morello.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jesus Christ everyone in #Lanterns has a gigantic chip on their shoulder.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Iceland was lovely but they're not kidding about the expensive part. But given it's an island nation where they have to import almost everything it's understandable.
A pair of mugs side by side showing a black and white outline of Iceland reading "Not just cold" "But also expensive"
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StarShinobi of Errant Wilds 🔜 PAXU @starshinobi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One conspicuous thing I have noticed in Iceland is when we're done eating they don't ask if we want the check. I wonder if it's because they make an actual living wage and don't have to rely on tips.
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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Corinne 🐈🦇 @simplyunderstand.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The only thing that changed in the past twenty years, for disabled people, for trans people, for neurodivergent people is that we started talking about it in public. Apparently merely exposing an issue to daylight is enough to have it labelled a 'contagion'. The hysteria is all on the other side!
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Nate Pentz @natepentz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hell yea.
Riley ganes: I want to a wnba game in Mpls...it was a bunch of disgruntled lesbians. It felt like the entire arena was booing Sophie Cunningham
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Rosemary @athenarose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was introduced to a knitting term I wasn't familiar with: SABLE, which stands for "stash acquired beyond life expectancy." 😆
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