Reposted by 🐷🕸SOME🕸️JERK🕸️🕷️The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-… 715934703
Reposted by 🐷🕸SOME🕸️JERK🕸️🕷️Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s been interesting to see whose mind immediately went to Rocky Horror and whose mind immediately went to Muppets and whose mind immediately went to Clue and whose mind immediately went to SPAAAACE and on and on and on because no matter what age you are he’s iconic and very special to you 1664559876
Reposted by 🐷🕸SOME🕸️JERK🕸️🕷️Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2" 71443178
Reposted by 🐷🕸SOME🕸️JERK🕸️🕷️It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci. 18115682830
Reposted by 🐷🕸SOME🕸️JERK🕸️🕷️lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/01/2026new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add 282569386
Reposted by 🐷🕸SOME🕸️JERK🕸️🕷️unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 25/01/2026We still don't know the names of the ICE agents who killed Gonzàlez behind the wheel of his car outside Chicago in September. They were unmasked in this BWC footage from Franklin Park police. If you have any information at all about these men—please text us on Signal at unraveled.66 2227441513
Reposted by 🐷🕸SOME🕸️JERK🕸️🕷️krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 07/08/2025THINGS YOU MAY LOSE WHEN YOU SOLVE THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere! 10860155
Reposted by 🐷🕸SOME🕸️JERK🕸️🕷️Dylan Reid @dylanreid.bsky.social · 20/06/2025This map of when people get on and off the Bloor-Danforth line 2 subway is interesting (though not especially surprising) in terms of data, but what really stands out for me is that it's gorgeous. Just a brilliant piece of data presentation. schoolofcities.github.io/transportati... 311130
Reposted by 🐷🕸SOME🕸️JERK🕸️🕷️Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 15/06/2025I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played. CINEMATIC 2059174684588
Reposted by 🐷🕸SOME🕸️JERK🕸️🕷️Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/06/2025i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them 195111861616
Reposted by 🐷🕸SOME🕸️JERK🕸️🕷️lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/06/2025i don't think there's a more self defeating anti-piracy system than streaming sites that don't let you take screenshots. i am trying to talk about your product on social media! for free! and you're making that logistically difficult just in case i'm dedicated enough to do it 30 times a second! 442875504
Reposted by 🐷🕸SOME🕸️JERK🕸️🕷️onion person @junlper.beer · 29/05/2025nathan fielder went on CNN to talk about airline safety this morning lmfao 803682361
Reposted by 🐷🕸SOME🕸️JERK🕸️🕷️Adam Griffin @adamgriffin.bsky.social · 26/03/2025She was arrested for writing an op-ed in the school newspaper. That’s it. Not for violence, or physical protest, or anything remotely akin to dangerous activity…for WRITING AN OPINION IN A PUBLIC FORUM. Fascism, pure and simple. 6841365