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@aterminalchillness.bsky.social
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Attractive and charming, for all you know. World's most brilliant moron. I/me or you/y'all. Black lives matter. Trans rights. Free Palestine

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s been interesting to see whose mind immediately went to Rocky Horror and whose mind immediately went to Muppets and whose mind immediately went to Clue and whose mind immediately went to SPAAAACE and on and on and on because no matter what age you are he’s iconic and very special to you
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/01/2026
new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 25/01/2026
We still don't know the names of the ICE agents who killed Gonzàlez behind the wheel of his car outside Chicago in September. They were unmasked in this BWC footage from Franklin Park police. If you have any information at all about these men—please text us on Signal at unraveled.66
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
THINGS YOU MAY LOSE WHEN YOU SOLVE THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!
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Dylan Reid @dylanreid.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
This map of when people get on and off the Bloor-Danforth line 2 subway is interesting (though not especially surprising) in terms of data, but what really stands out for me is that it's gorgeous. Just a brilliant piece of data presentation. schoolofcities.github.io/transportati...
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 15/06/2025
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played. CINEMATIC
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/06/2025
i don't think there's a more self defeating anti-piracy system than streaming sites that don't let you take screenshots. i am trying to talk about your product on social media! for free! and you're making that logistically difficult just in case i'm dedicated enough to do it 30 times a second!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/05/2025
nathan fielder went on CNN to talk about airline safety this morning lmfao
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Adam Griffin @adamgriffin.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
She was arrested for writing an op-ed in the school newspaper. That’s it. Not for violence, or physical protest, or anything remotely akin to dangerous activity…for WRITING AN OPINION IN A PUBLIC FORUM. Fascism, pure and simple.
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