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My sign is High Fantasy with a Science Fiction rising and a Tolkien moon. Go Bills.

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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Putting together a lamp for my significant other's office
Holding the pole of a lamp, followed by a picture of Aragorn from lord of the rings saying "This is a good sword"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
As I was thinking more about ICE, I realized I owe an apology to the writing team for season 3 of Community. Turns out Chang and his violent child army taking over was more realistic than I thought...
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Go Bills.
Wearing my Bills shirt. Go Bills.
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
My Bills playlist to deal with my emotions when the season ends.: I'm hurt but I still love you. And yes there are 2 Taylor Swift songs, they are literally perfect for my Bills emotions, deal with it.
Playlist titled "Go Bills but I'm in my feels"

Hurt by Johnny Cash
I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston
Nothing Else Matters by Metallica
Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper
Sad Beautiful Tragic by Taylor Swfit
Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush
I See Fire by Ed Sheeran
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
My Immortal by Evanescence
Long Live by Taylor Swift
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
And Bills fans across the world scream in unison "BALL DON'T LIE"
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Every touchdown in Chargers Titans was scored by a defensive player. And every touchdown was scored when the chargers have the ball. It's 7-7.
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
They showed highlights of the Cowboys pass rush and... it just looked like a bunch of plays where Love held on to the ball too long? Like none of them were quick pressures?
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5th Iranian White Van Regiment 🇵🇸 @mickeymarxclub.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I do not give a shit about "illegal" immigration. I'm more concerned with everyone having their basic human needs met, such that their lives aren't shit. A few people desperate enough that they'll risk their lives in a flimsy boat doesn't change that, if anything it reinforces it
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
My cowboys take
Jason Mendoza from the Good Place saying: "Anytime I couldn't stop the run, and I traded away my best pass rusher... boom, right away, I had a different problem."
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
@conororr.bsky.social on @heedthecallpod.bsky.social
Mac from Always Sunny in front of a world map crossing out all of the countries and states he is not interested in traveling to until the only place left is his hometown of Philadelphia
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/06/2025
W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee: “Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/05/2025
I don’t know how many times we have to say this, but the U.S. government is not a business and shouldn’t be run like one. It’s a service—for the people.
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I get knocked down Don't get up again I'd rather stay on the ground
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Feels like just in my lifetime the tech industry went from solving problems to pretending to solve problems, to creating problems
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Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
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David Barnett @davidmbarnett.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Every now and again it blows my mind that humans need food and water to literally stay alive and we've created a society where we have to PAY for it.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 01/05/2025
Honestly it could have returned pristine results and I'd say the same thing, because I don't think we should be hanging this entirely on "the plagiarism machine is wrong" because some day the plagiarism machine might be right, but it will still be the plagiarism machine.
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The new Samsung UI making it so only swiping down on the very top right corner brings up the quick settings is an act of hostility towards left handed people
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a man is talking to a group of people while standing in front of a tree .
Alt: Tobias from Arrested Development yelling "There are dozens of us. DOZENS!"
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
A great example of how technology has gotten worse: I have a novel I've been working on for a long time. One day a sidebar appeared that let me click on a chapter and it would take me right to it. Perfect! Now that's gone, and whatever they replaced it with is so dysfunctional it's useless
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
How could anyone want AI generated BS when real life space is giving us this
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 13/04/2025
We watched people standing in line for 8-10 hours to vote in Georgia, so they made it illegal to give them water. They called in bomb threats to majority Black polling places. They did everything they could to suppress the vote. And then folks are out here like, "well Georgia voted for this lol"
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/04/2025
“I hate communists” you say on your communist weekend instead of being in the capitalist workplace
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
putting stuff between 2 slices of bread has no right whatsoever to be this much tastier than if you eat them separately
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Peter B Parker trying not to be sucked into an interdemensional portal, or at the very least trying to use his webs to bring his slice of pizza with him
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I feel like a big part of me being vague with time and distance when I write is because in a completely new fantasy world, if I get too specific I start overthinking. Minutes, miles, liters... if this world even HAS such measurements, they'd be called something else and measured differently.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense. I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The deal is I punch you in the face How about I give you $50 instead Nope, I want to punch you I’ll buy you dinner but no violence Sorry, I really like to punch Ok, what if you slap me medium-hard It’s a punch in the face or nothing Ok fine, punch me. I can’t be blamed for obstructing a deal
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PeterBMeme @peterbmeme.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The #ElectoralCollege is #DEI for #RedStates
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
At least we're not complying in advance right? Right???
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Emily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Got me making political comics 😑 STAND UP
REPUBLICANS
we will literally kill you

DEMOCRATS
omg nooo can't believe they would literally kill you like that
sending hugs!!
lmk if you need anything xx
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John Vibes @johnvibes.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Tired of businesses making things where it’s like “if you don’t have time for lunch, Sponk is a full meal replacement drink” first of all fuck you I want time for lunch
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Not the first person to make this observation, but it's so striking how the media covered the crack epidemic as a problem caused by black/urban drug users and the fentanyl epidemic as a problem imposed externally on white/rural drug users.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Instead of March Madness this year I’ll be doing Starch Sadness which is where I just eat potatoes until I feel better
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I don't know why I just realized that it's a lot like if Frank Reynolds was in charge of the whole country
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Once again I am suggesting that you break some rules for practice. Get comfortable with breaking rules. When the rules are hurting other people, the right thing to do is break them. We need people who follow their moral code over the rules of their society, university, employer, and government.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Apparently the reason the left "always loses" is because some of us are annoying and put people off. The far-right, of course, are a bunch of cool chill guys that are fun and normal 24/7.
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Steve Liesman @steveliesman.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Anyone have a Wall Street report or economic research paper they can pass along saying “Tarriffs to accelerate growth, reduce inflation and boost employment?” …I didn’t think so.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
We do not have to agree on how liberty is attained on all points. But we do have to agree that liberty is not actually liberty unless it's for everyone and doesn't leave vulnerable people behind.
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James @atelesparvos.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Movie you've watched more than 6 times, gifs only
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a spiderman is sitting in a bathtub with his head down
Alt: a spiderman is sitting in a bathtub with his suit on, crying as the shower rains down on him
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