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Aspharon

@asph.me
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Hi, I'm Bram, AKA Aspharon. 26 years old. Dutch nerd who thinks too much about raccoons and Pokémon Platinum. 🇳🇱🏳️‍🌈 He/They Find me in other places: asph.me

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 20h
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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G.A @gatheone.bsky.social · 12h
IH fans and Jontron fans are pointing fingers at each other over who's the real problematic youtuber i wish i was making this up
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Aspharon @asph.me · 16h
Ribbon #1 out of many
A Pokémon Colosseum screenshot where Heracross obtains a ribbon for being purified
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Aspharon @asph.me · 20h
Obsessed with the fact that this has different alt text compared to the last time you posted it?? bsky.app/profile/beet...
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Daan Koopman @nintendaan.com · 01/10/2026
Yup, I checked. The German version is even funnier.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 30/09/2026
[LOUD CHEERING]
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Aspharon @asph.me · 30/09/2026
Can you do [checks pokedex] 4 more please
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Aspharon @asph.me · 30/09/2026
here's a quick reminder that since the allegations came out they haven't done a SINGLE public apology, just disappeared from all their socials not acknowledging anything
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Crafter Miitopia 🏳️‍⚧️ington B @crafterb.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I've realized that many people who come across the Shayy situation either don't know them, or do not know the extent of their actions. Some who have seen it have still yet to grasp the severity Because of this, I made a document compiling every post and video I know docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Shayy Situation Compilation Document
Home Page Summary This document is meant to compile the public videos, posts, and documents that relate to everything Shayy has done. Shayy is/was an Undertale and Deltarune content creator, who was ...
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Aspharon @asph.me · 30/09/2026
youve gotta be fucking kidding me
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Aspharon @asph.me · 29/09/2026
In Platinum you do this whole story side-quest to find Heatran In White 2 Virizion just Shows Up
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SODABYTES @sodabytes.com · 29/09/2026
⚠️ WARNING - HEALTH AND SAFETY Hi Touch the Touch Screen to continue.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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blawnk @blawnk.com · 27/09/2026
this is how i find out Super Monkey Ball 2's keyboard has no lowercase w???? just a second t??
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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lily🌱 @owlylly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
beasts come out for autumn
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Aspharon @asph.me · 27/09/2026
big walk is 100% my GOTY
me sitting bisexually in big walkme sitting sidewaysly in big walkone of my friends holding up a sign saying "9/11 :(" in big walkthree characters, one sleeping and holding a lamp, one holding a purple baby, and one looking through binoculars, in big walk
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Congrats Sailer, You Made It To Friday! @fridaysailer.com · 25/09/2026
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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Aspharon @asph.me · 25/09/2026
My bf used to live in a building that had a glass container right by it and it didn't matter how high up he lived, he'd wake up every single time someone thought it was a great time to do a midnight glass dumping session
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Aspharon @asph.me · 25/09/2026
Guys I already did the 9 games thing ages ago y'all are late
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Aspharon @asph.me · 24/09/2026
Fuckaron Like... Like the pokemon? The little metal dude?
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Aspharon @asph.me · 24/09/2026
I saw it purely because I've got one of those unlimited cinema subscriptions and I enjoyed it, and one of the two guys next to me had never seen Endgame before, so I suppose that's another reason to go see it. But yeah, otherwise, not worth full price
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Aspharon @asph.me · 23/09/2026
there are some real 2015 twitter people in this that I haven't remembered in a decade
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Ariellah | אריאלה @sodone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tbf I shat bricks when I first saw electron microscope images demonstrating that organic compounds do in fact look like that
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Aspharon @asph.me · 21/09/2026
I'm at the undertale determination symphony world tour and there are so many cool people here
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Aspharon @asph.me · 21/09/2026
What's the point of special merch if you can only order it from two european countries 😭 It's so silly, here's to hoping we actually get pokemon center to ship to more EU countries soon
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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 19/09/2026
please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Aspharon @asph.me · 18/09/2026
they say people don't have superpowers but this morning I twisted my ankle so badly I got lightheaded and I'd like to see you do that
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Aspharon @asph.me · 18/09/2026
good news! we discovered that
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Aspharon @asph.me · 18/09/2026
I ALSO watched the new 4K remaster in the cinema with a friend, except we went in completely blind thinking it was some sort of racing movie
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Aspharon @asph.me · 18/09/2026
A tumblr screenshot:

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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CannedWolfMeat @cannedwolfmeat.standingintheodds.com · 16/09/2026
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have some more commissions slots available now! It is £45 for a character sheet with a character and lots of items or £10 for just a character. Please send me a message if you would like to have one
a drawing of lots of items including a shield and axe and sword and a book and a backpack and a fiddle and bow. The character is skeleton person with a skeleton rabbit.drawing of a goblin with a leaf hat and leaf cloak and stripy trousers
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Summer's End
A digital painting of Buizel. A Buizel inside a glass of lemonade.
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 15/09/2026
All of Ed Sheeran’s opening acts and his touring band have dropped out of the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore.
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auggie @autumndork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dudeeee, it’s crazy how the meteor just barley missed the meteor crater visitor center
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Aspharon @asph.me · 14/09/2026
Why did it ever change its name, anyways?
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Packwolf Lupestripe @lupestripe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looks like a project I was banking on has been postponed so money is looking tight for the next few weeks If you or your company needs professional editing, writing, proofreading, or marketing services, I’d certainly be interested Please drop me a message
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Aspharon @asph.me · 13/09/2026
The unnaturally snow white skin kinda looks good but apart from that everything sucks ass compared to his final skin tone, very happy with his final design
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Aspharon @asph.me · 12/09/2026
Abilities courtesy of Seagull. Ult is still Whole Hog
Roadhog's reworked abilities. His new ability, on right click, is Trash Compactor: Absorb enemy projectiles, compacting them into an explosive ball of scrap.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 12/09/2026
Reworked kit courtesy of Seagull. Ult still seems to be EMP, which still hacks enemies like before.
Sombra's reworked abilities. Main changes: Virus and hack are gone, and instead we have:
Hotfix: Heals an ally over time and hacks health packs or enemy deployables.
Cyberspace: Launches an exploding projectile that creates a zone to weaken enemies and heal allies.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 12/09/2026
> It's not Lynx Seventeen Devastated
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 09/09/2026
Oh that's us swearing on Dutch TV
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Rhiannon 🇵🇸 @rhithewitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You really couldn't have asked for a more good faith way of approaching the subject and yet... extremely disappointing! I experienced this at the 1666 Amsterdam demo. If the tech is so great at what it does, why are you so annoyed when we ask you what it is actually doing?
Both Kanno’s answer and that Steam description are still notably vague, so wanting some actual details, I decided to push the issue. I asked, “So if you were to explain, what using it for ideation actually means. What does that process look like for someone, you know, someone who might not be a game developer?”It was at this point I noticed Kanno become somewhat annoyed that I had not moved on. Following a short exchange with his translator, she told me, “[So], we actually have to update this explanation, if you, uh, could… it’s all written in there [on Steam].”

I decided, maybe unwisely, not to drop this line of questioning, consulting my chicken handwriting in my notebook, “ So I do have the current Steam disclosure here- uh, which is, ‘Gen AI was used as part of the ideation process for background objects. However, no AI-generated content will be included in the final game.’ Uh–”

Before I had a chance to reiterate the parameters of the question and ask again what Gen-AI being used for ideation looked like, Kanno began talking to his translator, seemingly visibly annoyed. She then told me, “So it is as it’s written in the explanation, and today I would like to talk about Crazy Taxi: World Tour and the time is limited.”
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Aspharon @asph.me · 11/09/2026
Yes but that would require me to interact with the Dutch language I wish there was an English-language stream that uses euros. Nintendo Ireland when
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Aspharon @asph.me · 11/09/2026
Real ones remember when there was a separate EU stream that used euros instead of pounds but it seems that they've stopped doing that and figured the UK one is good enough
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