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Hi, I'm Bram, AKA Aspharon. 26 years old. Dutch nerd who thinks too much about raccoons and Pokémon Platinum. 🇳🇱🏳️‍🌈 He/They Find me in other places: asph.me

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Aspharon @asph.me · 01/10/2026
Ribbon #1 out of many
A Pokémon Colosseum screenshot where Heracross obtains a ribbon for being purified
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Aspharon @asph.me · 27/09/2026
big walk is 100% my GOTY
me sitting bisexually in big walkme sitting sidewaysly in big walkone of my friends holding up a sign saying "9/11 :(" in big walkthree characters, one sleeping and holding a lamp, one holding a purple baby, and one looking through binoculars, in big walk
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Aspharon @asph.me · 18/09/2026
A tumblr screenshot:

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 12/09/2026
Abilities courtesy of Seagull. Ult is still Whole Hog
Roadhog's reworked abilities. His new ability, on right click, is Trash Compactor: Absorb enemy projectiles, compacting them into an explosive ball of scrap.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 12/09/2026
Reworked kit courtesy of Seagull. Ult still seems to be EMP, which still hacks enemies like before.
Sombra's reworked abilities. Main changes: Virus and hack are gone, and instead we have:
Hotfix: Heals an ally over time and hacks health packs or enemy deployables.
Cyberspace: Launches an exploding projectile that creates a zone to weaken enemies and heal allies.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 09/09/2026
Holy shit this stuff is massive
• Recall Rights (Industry First!): If a dev gets laid off, they get 14 months of "recall rights" to be rehired into open positions on other Blizzard teams, plus guaranteed minimum severance.

• AI Protections: Microsoft/Blizzard can't just quietly replace them with generative AI. Management has to negotiate with the union before implementing any AI tech that affects jobs.

• Huge Pay Bumps: New salary floors ($51k to $70k depending on location) mean some severely underpaid QA and support workers are getting raises up to 34%.

• No More Arbitrary Firings: The contract establishes strict "just cause" protections, so they can't be fired on a whim.

• Work-Life Balance: Locked in a guaranteed 3-day hybrid work week, alongside actual remote working and disability accommodations.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 09/09/2026
Why of course, I'll never say no to that
A ref sheet of a bat fursona
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Aspharon @asph.me · 05/09/2026
This image has a very niche audience
My white-furred arm holding a gamecube controller in its clawed hand, playing Pokémon Colosseum
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Aspharon @asph.me · 04/09/2026
Oh hell yeah
Nintendo Today Notification: The Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary Direct 9.8.2026 and Nintendo Direct 9.9.2026 will be released on September 8th and September 9th respectively.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 26/08/2026
I was told it was now or never.
Pokémon Colosseum game casePokémon Colosseum game case, open, with the manual and disc visible.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 23/08/2026
I went on a big walk with friends
A drawing of 8 characters from the game 'Big Walk' interacting and doing their thing
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Aspharon @asph.me · 12/08/2026
The sun totally covered by the moon during a solar eclipse
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Aspharon @asph.me · 12/08/2026
In the path of totality. Gonna be good 🌙
A flat horizon
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Aspharon @asph.me · 09/08/2026
I love that this website doesn't have an algorithm because DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL READ A DIFFERENT BOOK AND FIND BETTER PRIORITIES KEEPING THIS FANDOM ALIVE IS ACTIVELY FUNDING THE PAIN AND DEATH OF SO MANY TRANS PEOPLE READ A DIFFERENT BOOK
Project manager Simon Ludlam told the Energy Revolution podcast the cable was originally "going to go straight through" the tribute, before fans began leaving his firm "hundreds of calls".

"Actually we went quite close to some real Bronze Age remains, but we avoided Dobby's grave," he said.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 31/07/2026
A Gunshow Comic by KCGreen in which a character makes a robot that screams, but is unable to answer why he made it.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 07/07/2026
I was supposed to have this guy done before artfight started BUT I finally made myself a fursona and I love him so much
A brown-colored anthropomorphic flying fox / fruitbat with white highlights in their fur. They're named Lyle.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 01/07/2026
I feel bad for all the people who will never experience this joy
Me, holding the disc for New Super Mario Bros. U + New Super Luigi U for the Wii U
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Aspharon @asph.me · 30/06/2026
while playing deltarune chapter 5 I misremebered the back of asgore's shop and thought there were SEVEN colored flowers + the flowey-lookin one so this whole time I was like damn this shit is crazy. and the red soul character is still gonna show up! They gotta be super important! exactly like this
Tried to watch "Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called "Tears for you".
Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: "Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too..."
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Aspharon @asph.me · 28/06/2026
I get FOUR overlays every time I open a game I hate it here
A blank screen with a Discord, Steam, Nvidia, and Windows overlay
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Aspharon @asph.me · 25/06/2026
I like that NOBODY has mentioned that this is a fan animation and not from the original movie lol. Here's the original scene:
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Aspharon @asph.me · 24/06/2026
SEAM YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY DROP THAT #deltarune #deltarunespoilers
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Aspharon @asph.me · 24/06/2026
HOHOHOHOHOHOOHOH #deltarune #deltarunespoilers
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Aspharon @asph.me · 24/06/2026
killing self canceled etc. #deltarune #deltarunespoilers
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Aspharon @asph.me · 24/06/2026
crying throwing up etc. #deltarune #deltarunespoilers
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Aspharon @asph.me · 24/06/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #deltarune #deltarunespoilers
Chapter 4 was completed. Play chapter 5?
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Aspharon @asph.me · 30/05/2026
2 years later it was my 2DS XL's battery that was ready to hatch
A Pokéball 2DS XL, opened up with the battery removedThe side view of a slightly swollen 3DS battery
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Aspharon @asph.me · 19/05/2026
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Aspharon @asph.me · 16/05/2026
Amazing things happening on my island
A mii in Tomodachi Life Living the Dream saying "I've heard loads about you. The name's HP Deskjet 2810e." Their head is a drawing of a HP printer.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 12/05/2026
Why is he doing like 5 of these shows as once 😭
Devil May Cry, Assassin's Creed, Hyper Light Drifter, PUBG, Duke Nukem, all being listed as under development by him
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Aspharon @asph.me · 06/05/2026
ITS MIDNIGHT WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN
A screenshot of the Nintendo Today app, showing a star fox direct about to begin
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Aspharon @asph.me · 04/05/2026
winston there's LITERALLY ONE ON SCREEN
a winston mii in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, saying 'I would just love it if there was a picnic table around here." There is a picnic table on the left side of the photo visible.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 02/05/2026
my new favorite mii is Old Man Dudunsparce. I set out to just make a dudunsparce but I didn't realize how much I need an Old Man Presence on the island
old man dudunsparce, saying 'oh my!' while holding a cup of tea
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Aspharon @asph.me · 29/04/2026
I've got a crazy headache and sore throat so instead of being useful on my day off I spent my time redesigning my island in tomodachi life
A crescent moon-shaped island in tomodachi life: living the dreamA bigger, grander crescent moon-shaped island in tomodachi life: living the dream
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Aspharon @asph.me · 26/04/2026
TOMPOUCE?????????????
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, showing a tompouce in the food store
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Aspharon @asph.me · 16/04/2026
I made a new mii for the first time in a decade and he looks so wonderfully gay
A cropped screenshot of my new mii in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream
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Aspharon @asph.me · 16/04/2026
'My Feeds' not loadingMain Following page showing 'UpstreamFailure'status.bsky.app not loading at all
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Aspharon @asph.me · 28/03/2026
Lol I just ignore them
Four different people sending me some variation of 'hey' on discord
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Aspharon @asph.me · 27/03/2026
Various dolphins illustrated jumping out of a lively ocean with a rainbow in the background
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Aspharon @asph.me · 24/03/2026
oh my god they're playing the buizel/aipom trade episode on the Pokémon twitch channel right now. I remember watching this when I was little, this is so nostalgic
A screenshot of Buizel from the Pokémon anime
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Aspharon @asph.me · 07/03/2026
yippee this was fun, here's that 9 games trend everyone is doing
Club Penguin, UNDERTALE, Overwatch, Drawn to Life, Pokémon Platinum, Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter, Splatoon, DELTARUNE, and Minecraft
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Aspharon @asph.me · 06/03/2026
🦉
Reference sheet of Ash Gildroost, an anthro barn owl
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Aspharon @asph.me · 27/02/2026
game freak really went "yeah our water looked bad in previous games. we know. we're sorry"
The water in Pokémon Winds & WavesThe water in Pokémon Winds & Waves, with a Wingull in the foreground.A trainer looking over the water in Pokémon Winds & WavesShallow water in Pokémon Winds & Waves
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Aspharon @asph.me · 23/02/2026
Oh my god
A Pokémon 30th anniversary logo featuring BuizelA Pokémon 30th anniversary logo featuring Heliolisk
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Aspharon @asph.me · 27/01/2026
Oh trust me, I know all about it.
A book block consisting of 12 signatures hand stitched together. It's resting on a gamecube for some reason.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 24/01/2026
I said I'd do a few of these two month ago and then never did another one whoops Anyhow, don't turn your back on a mage.
I slow my steps, resuming a walking pace. I think I'm in the clear now, since I don't expect the kenku to be able to throw a spell my way without a clear line of sight. However, in a fraction of a second, an unfamiliar sensation washes over me. I feel tingly all over my body, and hear a faint crackling sound. A distinct but unfamiliar, pungent smell hits my nostrils. Before I can realize what is happening, I feel an excruciating pain hit my side, and a bright flash blinds my sight. The sharp pain rapidly spreads through the rest of my body, and it feels like every bone in my body snaps at once. My muscles involuntarily tense as I am flung through the air, hitting the side of a large tree so hard my bow snaps in two, before slowly coming to a stop after I slide across the forest floor. Curled up, I clench my side as I try to bear through the pain. The point of impact feels hot. Not warm, hot.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 02/01/2026
My friends are playing on a Cobblemon server. I've built a bike shop that sells Cyclizar.
A screenshot of the bike shop I made in Cobblemon. Several Cyclizar are at the front of the building.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 01/01/2026
Just nature, a setting sun, and almost a dozen cyclizar.
A cobblemon screenshot featuring a natural minecraft landscape at sunset, and several cyclizar.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 02/12/2025
I got really into SmallAnt's Run and Bun series this year. Also ew Shayy is on there, they probably would've gotten the #1 spot easily if they actually did more than 2 speedruns a week before they got revealed as a sex pest lol
My Twitch recap:
1.38K hours watched
366 distinct days visited. Somehow.
1.42L chats sent.
Top channels are SmallAnt, Johnstone, Shayy, RTGame, and cakejumper. 
Top Categories are Pokémon Scarlet/Violet, Pokémon, VALORANT, UNDERTALE, and DELTARUNE
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Aspharon @asph.me · 02/12/2025
called it
Discord messages from me on 20/11/2025:
ACTUALLY
Throwing in my prediction now
It's gonna be [last 2 digits of year].[drop number].[bugfix]
So not 22.11.0 but 25.4.0
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Aspharon @asph.me · 04/11/2025
Oh this looks neat, maybe I'll do a few of these throughout the month. CW for graphic violence, I suppose. #WIPSnips
Spinning my dagger into a reverse grip to get into a more defensive stance, I instantly need to veer to the side as he flies towards me, and I narrowly dodge a thrust from his blade. I step back as he follows it with a slash from his other sword, which clashes against my dagger as I bring it in the weapon's path just in time. My arm trembles as he keeps pushing against my dagger, the tip of his steel threatening to pierce my chest if I don't keep this up. From the corner of my eye, I suddenly see him swing his first blade at me again. I instinctively hold up my forearm to block it, which it hacks straight into.
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