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We killed kings for less than this.

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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Mushrooms have two modes: aslep, and Screech
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Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is what I'm talking about when I bring up that genAI bots are making it impossible for an open web to actually exist. It becomes expensive, a pain, and domain providers like cloudflare are profiting off both the people making bots and the people who don't have the tech skills to fight them off
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ASimpleObserver @asimpleobserver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just looked up the steam page for this... oh
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Elk 🜲🦌 bug man @elkcrown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They need to have some autistic ppl in any QA testing for an electronic product just so we have someone that can go "this is emitting a high pitch electrical noise" and have that fixed. Literally cant charge my powerbank overnight bc i HEAR IT.
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CSP being pressed to take even just /kissing/ off their asset store and FA being told that plus sized characters are considered adult should be a giant waving red flag to folks. Sex workers have /always/ been right to say these policies never stop with 1 type of content. They always wanna ban more.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every "wise, level-headed" AI guy: okay yes it's bad at art and music and booking plane tickets and making posters, but it IS good at computer-related tasks, and it's been massively transforming how work is done The inevitable next reply: there's no material evidence this is the case AI guy: OK 🙄
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joe Camel offering the viewer a pack of cigarettes
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ASimpleObserver @asimpleobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this why Dental isn't covered by normal healthcare? Should I be seeing a cosmotologist about my teeth? /j
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Previously my understanding of the primary motivation of modern conservative politics was a fantasy about retribution against their perceived enemies but now I believe that the goal has moved to just omnidirectional spreading of misery. They are miserable and everyone else must be too.
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Blackrose The Defiler @maidoftheblackrose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Tch" Is To Chuuni As "Hmph" Is To Princesses
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 01/10/2026
Lol.
Geoff Bennett:
And President Trump, of course, routinely uses the dehumanizing language that you warn against. He's called his political opponents vermin. He's described Americans who disagree with him as the enemy from within.
And you endorsed him in his 2024 race. How does that reconcile with the central argument of this book and what you say you stand for?
Gov. Spencer Cox:
Sure.
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ASimpleObserver @asimpleobserver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I used it a long time ago, and quit using it shortly after picking it up.
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Sol Brennan (3D Character TA) @wuffles.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I'm begging you, small game developers, do not silo all feedback, info, workarounds, etc into discord. The fraction of folks who know where to look, or even want to join are so small. Joining a discord for every game I'm playing just to see if a patch is coming is driving me up the wall.
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Paste Magazine @pastemagazine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Macklemore's "Free Palestine" tour sells out immediately
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Macklemore's "Free Palestine" tour sells out immediately
The rapper's three-day tour includes stops in Dublin, Paris, and London, all scheduled for the last week of October.
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Roz @rozmilner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone who isn’t blocked by her should ask her why she writes mystery/detective stories sometimes when AI can do just as good a job in her opinion
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Prompting your Word doc to generate some copy about white genocide being a conspiracy theory for insanely racist morons and your computer fans immediately sound like jet engines as the RAM struggles to prevent Grok from activating Mecha Hitler mode
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Breadman @breadcommand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genderbended Draco Malfoy is a psyop by Harry Potter terf brigade to draw interest for the new show
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Taggart @taggart-tech.com · 30/09/2026
Taking a break from the normal cybers to say this: Men, if you aren't **actively** holding your peers accountable for SA, misogyny, or any other form of discrimination/abuse of women, you are the problem too.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don’t turn my mailman into a cop, that sucks
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am actively trying to become a brand risk
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 30/09/2026
what if you and i became one, in the wettest, most physical sense of the word?
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 30/09/2026
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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a fake screenshot from the game Final Fantasy Tactics with Rapha saying "why is a woman's future never as promising as her abusers?"
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 29/09/2026
Riley Gaines, famous for turning her 5th place tie with transgender swimmer Lia Thomas into a far-right career agianst transgender people, has officially had her lawsuit against the NCAA thrown out by a judge today. The judge found no evidence for her claims. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Riley Gaines' Title IX Lawsuit Against The NCAA Struck Down After Judge Finds "No Evidence" Of Funding Claims
Gaines’ attorneys argued her civil rights were violated because she competed against a transgender athlete.
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Angel Vice 🦾THE BEAST OF YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS ❤️‍🩹 @angelvicevt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time my chatters tell me what ad they got, I'm gonna go on a 15 minute unbroken rant about how much I hate that advertiser and buddy I got equal opportunity hating for EVERYONE. Twitch will not know peace.
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weird to have the same "man I hate my job" thought I did back when I was teaching for the same reasons as when I was teaching. Those being, not the job itself, but the administrative """support""" we were meant to receive.
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🔆Mobile Suit Pilot Ellie/Standing with Ukraine💙💛 @tankgorl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no reddit, im not giving you a copy of my ID or a selfie so you can age certify my 9 year old account genuinely insane how out of hand age verification has gotten, social media needs to learn to bugger off with this crap
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Elk 🜲🦌 bug man @elkcrown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its kind of fucked to me that countries' solution to nonbinary people existing was to add a third gender marker, which immediately places you in an unsafe situation if seen by the wrong people, instead of just entirely removing the "gender" line entirely.
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ASimpleObserver @asimpleobserver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Even max height, us FemRa are still short... the price we bear for being cute as hell
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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A picture of an anime lady holding a sign that reads "trans rights are not just for beautiful 'passable' trans women"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 ☽⛤☾ ℌ𝔬𝔴𝔩 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔢 @therunepony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So this game called "Dverghold" came across my Steam homepage. Interesting retro vibes, apparently collabing with a dungeon synth artist for the OST. The art was kinda tickling my AI-dar though, so I scrolled down to look for any disclaimers.
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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 26/09/2026
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ASimpleObserver @asimpleobserver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like this is a "Moments before disaster" situation.
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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Ari'sArtAccount (Comms CLOSED) @ariartaccount.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#BIONICLE #ariartaccount
Toa Lhikan bringing his shield down on a Vahki. The words FUCK ICE are above the two of them in the background. A city burns in the distance.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"He'll move Left once he's in office" yeah lol the rich guy who no longer needs anything from you will suddenly bravely pursue stuff he doesnt care about now that he's in the club. For sure. You must be good at poker
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robbie does art @robbiedoesart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just a little reminder:
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
quirky little chungus uwu company eat my shit and hair @discord.com
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Arca🛸Alien Kitty🍡Comms CLOSED @arcadayo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As someone who is doing academic research on trans censorship and book bans, I can confidently say that any attempts to censor media, especially cases that are justified as “protecting children from sexualization” are a tool of fascism.
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
somehow they keep hitting new lows of professionalism, I fucking hate this company so much
Reply to Discord's tweet in the OP (a picture of a weeping Wumpus with the text "when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs") by Saltydkdan (@saltydkdan):

“Extremely popular age assurance update”
Are we fuckin serious

Discord's reply to that:
"no we are so fckin sarcastic"

The attached image is a grotesquely sobbing Wumpus.
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