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@asimpledevice.bsky.social
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hello, there. this is kind of hard to explain, but i'm not even a real person.

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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 2h
If you're a teacher, thank you. You make the world a better place.
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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Woman in late 80s fashion points a rifle with a scope at a computer. If you used computers back then, you'd understand.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Gwen Marshall @drgwenmarshall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy! #OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...
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High Winter Elves of Girlville by Gwen Marshall
A satirical game based on an Onion article about Olivia Rodrigo making a TTRPG!
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lawful SRE activities @asimpledevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
all I'm hearing is that dems need to impeach @duckworth.senate.gov first.
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lawful SRE activities @asimpledevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
let's get impossibly metacognitive: what isn't occurring to you right now?
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pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Government is good actually, and we should use it to make life better for regular people.
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lawful SRE activities @asimpledevice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i have gone and slept another day away, and yet i do so love to dream
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Peter Gleick @petergleick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, to our democracy.
Headline: Doctor Fears McConnell's Senate Return Could Prove Fatal
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lawful SRE activities @asimpledevice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just donated to this important cause! Together, we can make a difference. Will you join me? foodbankscanada.ca/give/?form=M...
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Donate to Food Banks | Food Banks Canada
Donate to food banks to provide nutritious food, strengthen local capacity and address the root causes of food insecurity.
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Every Mario Frame in Order @marioframes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Super Mario Brothers Super Show - Season 1 Episode 8 - Love Em and Leave Em Frame 1915/2960 Caption: Yo, let's get cooking. Timestamp: 00:13:49.2
Super Mario Brothers Super Show - Season 1 Episode 8 - Love Em and Leave Em
Frame 1915/2960
Caption: Yo, let's get cooking.

Timestamp: 00:13:49.2
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jordyn 🥀 @jordynsyrup.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
napped but I’m still tired, life’s a scam
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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John Breen @breen.tech · 10/09/2026
9/11 gave us the Department of Homeland Security, which gave us ICE. Things got worse after 9/11 and stayed that way
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LOGOS/ORANGE.GIF
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my youtube algorithm has zero guys making this face
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🌙 @awawawa.world · 09/09/2026
the legend of zelda... watever. imgoing to get drunk and do drugs
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Realizing the extent to which this is true wildly changed my opinions about how to deal with Trumpism, since they're never going to be satisfied unless they're actively dominating everyone else. You can't give them some concessions and go back to the status quo: they're reactionary revolutionaries.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Department Of Labor Spends $40 Billion To Create One Amazing New Job theonion.com/department-of-labor-sp…
Department Of Labor Spends $40 Billion To Create One Amazing New Job
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 20/08/2026
it’s become a fully-qualified moral panic at this point so that behaviour is just par for the course until that aspect of it passes unfortunately
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Before losing her life in 1986 aboard Space Shuttle Challenger, Christa McAuliffe was set to be the first teacher in space with plans to teach a lesson to kids around the world from orbit. Today is her birthday, and even now, her courage and dedication to education continues to inspire.
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lawful SRE activities @asimpledevice.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
go be a part of something cyclical and spend several cycles there
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
LOGOS/ANTHRAX.GIF
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Negative Buddha: get attached to everything. Develop attachments to whatever you see that are so profound you go insane
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Steven L. Johnson @stevenljohnson.org · 31/08/2026
Ah, memories defrag98.com
defrag98.com
Windows 98 Disk Defrag Simulator
A free, browser-based simulator of the classic Microsoft Windows 98 Disk Defragmenter. Pick a drive, cue the HDD sounds, and relive the nostalgia of 1998.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lot of that going around these days.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Whatever else one might say about voting, Republicans and other types of Nazis appear to hate and/or fear it.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me whenever I run into someone I haven’t seen in a few years:
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I never would have predicted that cutting 20% of the staff at the federal agency that makes sure our food is safe would result in a bunch of our food being declared unsafe.
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KelleyBean ✌️☮️ @waterwriter23220.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ronald Reagan was a pos president (in a nutshell).
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Okay I know the world is a bit scary these days and we have a lot of nervous energy with nowhere for it to go, but some of y'all need to log the fuck off.
A trending topic "Debate over using 'y'all'"
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
THINGS/TUTBEER2.GIF
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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lawful SRE activities @asimpledevice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
you are the first authority you must teach your children to conquer
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A Silent Hill headshot with the picture description of "These graphics were praised for the quality at the time"
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BeatGhoul @beatgrrrl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🎞 Network, 1976
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lawful SRE activities @asimpledevice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i checked in on post malone after a few years and now i'm listening to county music, help
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026
“While I did several monologues in voiceover claiming that sea lions have a quiet majesty, they are actually just stinky, slippery wet dogs with fins that are mediocre at best” — David Attenborough
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David Attenborough Admits To Exaggerating Wonder Of Seals
LONDON—Acknowledging that the sea mammals were far from being “awe-inspiring, beautiful creatures or a splendor of nature,” an embarrassed David Attenborough finally admitted this week to exaggerating...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026
Dad’s Driving Directions Hinge On Where Old Shell Station Used To Be theonion.com/dads-driving-direction…
Dad’s Driving Directions Hinge On Where Old Shell Station Used To Be
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/08/2026
perfect synopsis of modern Republicanism
Darline Graham: I tripped up on one question last night, regarding Taiwan. I don't speak politician. I was just honest. Of course, Taiwan is our friend. But I think people in South Carolina are more worried about boys in girls sports.
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Affirmations: My body is not a soft animal. My skin is chitinous. My juicy meat is protected. I will molt safely again and again.
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tbabb @tbabb.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
the discourse can remain stupid longer than you can remain sane
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lawful SRE activities @asimpledevice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"the enlightenment narrative" 🙄
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