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Heather Burns @heatherburnstech.bsky.social · 18h
Leave teenagers alone, ban boomers on facebook www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Man jailed for 15 years over Sidcup Ulez camera blast
Kevin Rees, 63, faces a tougher sentence because the offence had a "terrorism connection".
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Geneva 🇨🇦 @geneva1111.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw the clip of Judge Judy too. I wanted to punch her through my phone
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a long discussion going on in my mentions about whether or not "LLMs" (quotes explained in a sec) apparently getting mostly* correct answers to arithmetic questions is "inconsistent" with the stochastic parrots metaphor. >>
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Squidge Rugby @squidgerugby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bloody hell what a game
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Last month, I spoke to Paul Moore, a security researcher about his investigation into the HMD Fuse, what government favourite SafeToNet called "the world's safetest phone." He has now published as detailed security review, which makes for shocking reading. paul.reviews/harmblock-wo...
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World's Safest Smartphone: Please Rotate Responsibly.
An independent review of the HMD Fuse, marketed as the World's Safest Smartphone.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
"In a leaked document, the Irish Presidency proposes to EU Member States that the interest of OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, Meta and SpaceX to make profits should take precedence over the fundamental right to data protection" noyb.eu/en/ai-eu-mem...
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AI: EU Member States plan “digital expropriation” of Europeans in the interest of AI companies
In a leaked document, the Irish Presidency proposes to EU Member States that the interest of AI companies to make profits should take precedence over the fundamental rights of Europeans.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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ash @ashlindley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Went for a walk yesterday and kid did it do me good to get out and about
View from atop a hill; rainbow over a valley in the near distance - starting on the left, ending on the right, not visible in the middle, hills in the background and a partly-cloudy blue sky. Scotland.
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This Is My Glasgow @thisismyglasgow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday morning in Glasgow, and ne'er a statue left unconed. #glasgow #sundaymorning #statue #conehead #cone
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 17/09/2026
One of the key problems with AI is that the AI bros and their behemoth companies have absolutely no governance or guardrails. It's not that the AI is conscious or going rogue or whatever. It's that it's run by feckless arseholes. www.ft.com/content/2c34...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Reading proofs from book & remembering what I wrote in 2015: "I am very concerned about the future of AI. Not because of the risk of rogue machines taking over. But because of the homogeneous, one-dimensional group of men who are currently involved in advancing the technology.”
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Alasdair Stuart @alasdairstuart.com · 16/09/2026
Absolutely, solidarity. She's visibly furious, and terrified, and has reason to be both. This is the knife that slides in under the 'ho ho ho Piddington' jokes. This is where we are right now. It feels like a beach head. I hope it's not.
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fitzchain.bsky.social @fitzchain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Bain & Co says that the only way to make today's AI investments profitable is for the sector to bring in $2 trillion by 2030 (the Journal notes that this is more than the combined revenue of Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Apple, Nvidia and Meta” (Per Cory Doctorow) This crash is going to hurt.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 14/09/2026
Despite the price, the Steam Frame is the true successor to the Index. It just works, runs Linux, isn't an annoying Meta product, and might be one of the most significant pieces of hardware Valve has ever made. aftermath.site/steam-frame-re...
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The Steam Frame Is More Than Just Another VR Headset
The Steam Frame is Valve's latest VR headset and a worthy successor to the Index. But what powers it might be more consequential than many realize.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 15/09/2026
Here's my post on why the ethics provisions alone on this bill were a non-starter. Some Democrats seemed willing to pass the deeply flawed and industry-written bill if the ethics provisions could limit Trump’s grift, but negotiators were unable to find a version that satisfied both Dems and Trump.
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 10/09/2026
IKEA’s made a Skyrim mod where you get a bookshelf companion voiced by Matt Berry www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tBl...
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KALLAX STORAGEBORN, a free creation for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ from IKEA.
YouTube video by IKEA UK
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Jane Rosenzweig @janerosenzweig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In my writing course "To What Problem is AI the Solution?" I always assigned the 2023 pause letter from the Future of Life Institute, signed by most of the people building AI and the rebuttal from the authors of the Stochastic Parrots article. Students wanted to weigh in on "who was right" but /1
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
Friends, please don't come to me with arguments from incompetent, mediocre, ignorant eugenicists like Yudkowsky and Bostrom. I still have it in my TODO to do a thread on him just so you know how incredible it is that Bernie Sanders, out loud, called him "one of the leading experts in AI."
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Yoel Roth @yoyoel.com · 09/09/2026
Apple quietly dropped a ton of detail about the Apple Watch’s new always-on don’t-call-it-transcription feature and it is FASCINATING. support.apple.com/en-us/148354
Like all of our products and features, Audio Intelligence on Apple Watch was built from the ground up to protect your privacy.
• Audio is not recorded or stored. Audio Intelligence features don't create audio recordings. No audio can be accessed by the operating system, apps, you, or even Apple.
There is no recording to share, forward, or produce if requested by any party, because no recording exists.
• Raw audio is never accessible. Audio flows into a protected buffer inside the S11 chip's Secure Exclave — a hardware-isolated compartment built into the silicon of Apple Watch and iPhone that processes sensor data separately from the rest of the system. Data that is processed and analyzed in the Secure Exclave can't be accessed by the operating system, apps, you, or even Apple. Once processed, this data is immediately deleted.
• Siri Recap and Live Rewind help jog your memory, not provide a detailed record. Siri Recap doesn't produce a transcript. It generates a brief, high-level summary — comparable to notes you might jot down after a conversation. Live Rewind shows a text snippet of what was just said in the last 15 seconds, so you can catch something you missed.• No speaker attribution. By design, Audio Intelligence features don't identify and attribute speakers. Siri Recap may contain names if mentioned in the conversation, but doesn't directly attribute speakers (for example, "John said..." or labeling as "Speaker A" versus
"Speaker B"). Similarly, Live Rewind may transcribe what someone said word-for-word, but does not attribute quotes to speakers.
• Audible and visible signals for Live Rewind.
When activated, an audible chime plays from the speaker on your Apple Watch, even if your Apple Watch is on silent or you have headphones connected. A full-display animation and microphone indicator appear on the display, and a distinct double-press gesture is required to activate Live Rewind. This is to alert those nearby that the feature has been activated.
• Omitted content. Siri Recaps are designed to omit potentially harmful content, such as language that promotes self-harm or hateful speech, and sensitive information, such as financial data, government-assigned identifiers, authentication data, and certain personal identifiers.
• Be mindful of those around you. While audio is not recorded and stored, and no speakers are attributed, consider those around you where conversations might be private or sensitive.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Timnit is being shy and not telling you guys to PREORDER HER BOOK ABOUT THIS www.simonandschuster.com/books/Deep-U...
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Deep Unlearning
Timnit Gebru, one of the fiercest voices in the world speaking truth to power, chronicles her journey as a refugee and Black woman in STEM—deliveri...
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
blizzard workers had to fight tooth and nail for years, but they finally did it: they secured a union contract not just for one team, but for all unionized units--warcraft, overwatch, diablo, and more
“We really started mobilizing as one Blizzard unit in [the] last couple of months, and I think that really helped put the pressure on,” Paul Cox, senior game designer on World of Warcraft, told Aftermath.
"I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment."
Prior to spring of this year, the WoW team, which unionized in 2024, had gotten the lion's share of bargaining time. Other units found themselves stuck in the mud. Higher-ups were effectively stalling the whole process—unfortunately nothing new for unionized workers under Microsoft’s umbrella.
"For this whole year of bargaining on the Diablo side—and I imagine on the rest of the units as well—we received so few [bargaining] dates, but we kind of had the understanding that whatever WoW was able to win would at least influence and set the floor for the rest of our units,” Diablo senior environment artist Mahreen Fatima told Aftermath. “We adopted this messaging about how WoW's wins are our wins, so we should be out there mobilizing with them. But truly, I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment this last month to finally be able to say, 'OK, yes, we are willing to extend this contract to everyone.' We really did not have any indication that we could get this done until last month."
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
AI has no real intelligence and never will. It can think for itself as well as your coffee maker. Any human who says otherwise and is debating with themselves on a thread here has AI psychosis and needs to seek professional help. This is a subskeet.
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Thala Msutu @thalamsutu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Speaking of, SA Rugby’s revenue for 2025 was R2.2 billion (£100m), and has grown 33% since 2025. The sponsorship revenue (R739m) has exceeded the broadcasting revenue (R678m) for the first time ever! Springboks are printing money. www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2026...
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The Boks are a big-bucks business
A social media comment on a screengrab of the Airlink-branded Spidercam suspended over the FNB Stadium pitch said it all: ‘South Africa is not a serious country’ – but Springbok rugby money is serious...
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Speaking of plagiarism: www.scientificamerican.com/article/open...
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OpenAI’s latest math breakthroughs commit research misconduct, experts say
OpenAI released 10 AI-generated results over the weekend. Some mathematicians are unhappy with their approach
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
support the creators and watch it here!
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THE LOVERS
YouTube video by Studio Heartbreak
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
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Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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Tasha Robinson @tasharobinson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This thread about someone trying to hijack convention panels to get authors to "collaborate" (meaning "How about you write this story I had AI generate the idea for, and we'll share the credit"), have I ever told you about the time I watched someone hit up George Lucas with The Worst Collab Pitch? 🧵
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Center for Countering Digital Hate @counterhate.com · 31/08/2026
Our research found that 8 in 10 AI chatbots, including ChatGPT, were willing to help ‘teen’ users plan violent attacks. Now, in an important step for AI safety, the EU is designating ChatGPT as a Very Large Online Search Engine under the DSA, demanding greater transparency from OpenAI. Watch👇
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gotta be here for another twenty years...
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“by a celebrity 💅” fuck her god she’s SO MAD someone else besides her is being lauded as the patron saint of child literacy. you had your chance and blew it, lady! that’s not who you are anymore! gotta force HBO to reboot your movies just to feel something smh
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 25/08/2026
see you're going to read the headline and you're going to think "hmm, but how bad can it be" and then you're going to click on the link and go OH, OH QUITE BAD YEAH
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Lukasz Olejnik @lukaszolejnik.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Netherland's and French data protection agencies fined Uber 824 990 000 euros for automated driver blocking. Regulators said Uber let software deactivate drivers without meaningful human review, cutting off income and violating #GDPR rules on automated decisions. www.cnil.fr/fr/decisions...
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Décisions automatisées : sanction de près de 825 millions d’euros à l’encontre d’UBER
UBER regroupe UBER B.V., société néerlandaise située à Amsterdam, et UBER TECHNOLOGIES INC., société étatsunienne, dont le siège social est à San Francisco. UBER édite notamment une plateforme mettant...
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 20/08/2026
[swish]
(completely off the cuff, informed by no details, but some familiarity with elite Religious Right spaces) I'd bet serious money that this is a “worshipful servant" situation, which is (i) almost assuredly chaste, (ii) really emotionally weird, and so weird (iii) that's why all the others are freakin)
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
amazon being so secretive we gotta apple airtag a book shipment to see that they’re buying and destroying them for AI but also having this on the warehouse front door:
Symbol for Amazon’s VGT3 operation which depicts a T rex with its mouth open over an open booky
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Trying to kill the part of myself that feels embarrassed for asking, but I'm between freelance payments right now and really hurting for money if anyone has interest in buying some sweet threads www.fibonaccideathspiral.com or prints www.inprnt.com/gallery/velv...
sweater with the Fibonacci Death Spiral logo, showing a painting I did of a skull with two golden fibonacci spirals wrapped around the eye socketsT-shirt of a painting of a woman riding a dragon
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 13/08/2026
🔇 🔇 🔇 My book, Deep Unlearning, is now available for preorders! I don't know how people write so many books because this one took a lot out of me. It turns out, I had a lot to say 😂, with editors cutting out 50k of my words 🫣 ✴️ You can now preorder it at www.simonandschuster.com/books/Deep-U....
Cover of my new book, Deep Unlearning: The Rise of AI and The Radicalization of a Tech Idealist. 

There are two concentric circles in the book, the left being circuits in black an white, and the right being a bunch of dots with orange accents. The cover background is cream. And the words are written in black except for "Un" which is in orange.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
AND IT SUCK'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON WORKIN ON THERE COMPUTER AND HAVEN THOUGHT'S,,, "THEY ALWAYS SAID VIDEO GAMES WOULD RUIN THE WORLD, BUT WHAT FINALLY DID IT WAS, MASSIVE SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS IN SOFTWARE THAT CREATED LANGUAGE DEVOID OF MEANING, SOLD TO BUSINESS AS A WAY TO ELIMINATE LABOR, TO TECH BRO’S AS A WAY TO CREATE CODE WITHOUT SKILL, AND TO LONELY PEOPLE AS A COMPANION, ANIMAL CROSSING WOULD NEVER DO THIS, I KNOW THE BASTARD ROALD PENUIN IS NOT MY REAL FREIND " - MAKING COMPUTER'S TALK TO US IN THE VOICE OF A HUMAN WAS HUMANITYS DEEPEST MISTAKE, A TRICK ON THE MIND WORSE THAN THE DOPAMINE RUSH OF GAMBLING, MORE SOOTHING THEN A BEER, ALL FOR DA PURPOSE OF ENRICHING DA PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE DA MOST MONEY!!! AFTER THEY TOOK OUR MONEY, OUR HOUSING, OUR HEALTHCARE, AND OUR EDUCATION, THEY ARE COMING FOR OUR HUMANITY! STOMP EVERY COMPUTER IN THE STREET!!!! DESTROY ALL DATA SERVER'S!!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIBERATE THE TOOLS OF THE OPRESSOR WE MUST DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!!! WHEN THEY PUT FACES ON THE ROBOT'S THAT KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AT MIDNIGHT TO REMOVE YOU FROM YOUR HOME WILL YOU DRAW THEM CLOSER FOR A KISS OR WILL YOU STAND UP FOR YOUR SOUL?????? DECIDE NOW WHETHER YOU LIVE UP TO DA PROMISE OF YOUR LIFE AS AN ENSOULED DIVINE CONSCIOUS BEING, OR IF YOU LIVE AS A TRAITER TO HUMANITY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Riaan Louw @ringo26.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bobby Fingers back with the epitome of taking it too far. youtu.be/vGt7-WnWdhE?...
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Johnny Depp's Bed
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 03/08/2026
1/14 A brief break from #TheHormuzCrisis. I've never really explained why the phrase "put the Navy in the Channel" to stop #SmallBoat crossings isn't, in itself, a serious maritime strategy. It sounds decisive. From a maritime perspective though, it raises far more questions than it answers.
A screenshot of a headline from the second of august 2026 which says, Reform UK unveils plan for largest military operations since world war 2 to stop small boats. Reform UK's spokesman claimed the move would render the border impenetrable, ensuring nobody could reach UK shores via small boat. By Helen Corbett.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Over and over the cycle repeats: Bad tech do bad thing Politicians: make bad tech not to bad thing? Companies: no bad thing make money Politicians: ah okay keep doing bad thing just add more spy
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Update: Google just sent me a statement saying it is “rolling back” this AI feature that let anyone make completely bullshit satellite images. Comes after our demos of the tool and those from OSINT researchers. One of the worst AI tools I’ve ever seen bsky.app/profile/jose...
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In 1975, three men in a grotty London flat started a games company. It brought D&D to the UK, then redefined wargaming. This week on Untitled History Podcast, it's the history of Games Workshop with @jordansorcery.bsky.social. On Youtube or your pod app of choice! open.spotify.com/episode/3iSn...
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Episode 24: How Games Workshop changed the world with Jordan Sorcery
The Untitled History Podcast · Episode
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 31/07/2026
If you ever feel unqualified, remember that a gang of billionaires spent $900 million for 60,000 acres with no water, no infrastructure, a roster of endangered species, and a voter-approved ordinance that specifically bans building a city there. Now they’re begging politicians to bail them out.
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