ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 9hi’m just so fucking tired of epilepsy now, i seriously wish it would fuck off :’( 120
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 12hlove how the morrisons self checkouts’ video review systems are so fucking sensitive that they have forced me to have embarrassing cctv reviews because they think I’ve shoplifted a) my harrogate town woolly hat, and b) my passport i’d just used to show id for energy drink (!!) 100
Reposted by ashi!Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 12hA serious work email vs my brain's reaction 2367
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 12hrelated to previous skeet: who is the best character in final fantasy and why is it quistis 000
Reposted by ashi!lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13hwandering around the office and just walked by a detached monitor with a yellow sticky note on it labeled COMPUTER. kind of profound if you think about it 3091028
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 14hone of my strangest but most strongly held political beliefs is that yorkshire should return to its pre-1974 boundaries thereby putting harrogate in west yorkshire and swallowing bits of the eastern fringes of greater manchester 110
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 29/09/2026hp sauce implies the existence of mp sauce, which increases mana, and gp sauce, which increases wealth 010
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 29/09/2026wow today has been one of the worst, most stressful days of work for a long while 000
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 28/09/2026triple lock pension? isn’t that when phoenix wright is trying to retire but has to play a minigame to get the finance company’s representative to stop lying to him about how much money he has in his pot 010
Reposted by ashi!Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you search for "Rinoa," one of the first gifs is her throwing Irvine down a flight of stairs, which is relatablestatic.klipy.comFinal Fantasy Viii FfviiiALT: Final Fantasy Viii Ffviii 516437
Reposted by ashi!Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What happens when they can't get a job? What happens when there aren't enough jobs to go around? What happens when we live in a system that relies upon a certain amount of people being unemployed? Tory shit 36514
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 28/09/2026i could really do with a reset. take me out the cartridge slot and blow on the contacts a bit before putting me back in and trying again 000
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 28/09/2026close i think to being able to attempt rough full runs of sonic cd again. I tried a few last night but they all died in horrifically embarrassing ways 000
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 28/09/2026yearning for a damascene conversion that makes me suddenly have the Purpose I am missing in life 100
Reposted by ashi!Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What does this even mean? Why wait? They have a huge majority? How many people will die, or go bankrupt in that time?? 46512
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 27/09/2026Fond memories of my Scorbunny from Pokémon Sword/Shield, who I named Scorbyn 110
Reposted by ashi!SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026britain must ask itself tough questions like can we really afford laura k 1275
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 26/09/2026team emphatically won the sportsball, all putting the gaffer on notice and telling him to stop making mistakes is temporarily on hold 000
Reposted by ashi!sabrina, uncluttered @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026getting kicked out of the comintern because me and the boys showed up with iced coffees 0598
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 26/09/2026openai is closed anthropic is misanthropic and spacexai has pretty much fuck all to do with space 000
Reposted by ashi!Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 26/09/2026damn, sounds like their strategy of being a mouthpiece for bigots and actively facilitating a more hostile environment for marginalised people didn’t pay off 314428
Reposted by ashi!Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you trust this lot and a few of the right noises are good enough for you I ain't judging, there was a long time when I allowed myself to get high off the hopium. But I just don't think they'll do more than the right noises and a few little tweaks, whether their leader likes The Smiths or not. 012219
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 26/09/2026seeing americans i follow poking fun at the european entry/exit system and, yes, i agree, it IS ridiculous!, but the usa literally invented the torment nexus that is Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport 000
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 26/09/2026Imagine your workplace isn’t in the tobacco industry, but suddenly it starts insisting all of its workers smoke on the job to ‘keep them productive’, while changing its advertising to call itself a ‘cigarette-based solutions provider’, and spends all its internal and external comms hyping ciggies 200
Reposted by ashi!Gordo! @posting.fan · 26/09/2026can soup yearn love lost? can bricks theorise? can yeast operate heavy machinery? 0112
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 25/09/2026i do love how, if you take the bbc hys comments as a source of truth (don’t), the majority of people with any interest in the bbc are venomously opposed to the bbc 100
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 25/09/2026BBC: we may have to cut all sorts of shows and radio stations, sorry bout that also BBC: but don’t worry we might well be replacing them with slop! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukSome BBC channels and radio stations 'may well' have to close, director general saysThe BBC's financial situation "may well mean" some channels and stations close, Matt Brittin says. 110
Reposted by ashi!leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356161268
Reposted by ashi!Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So because the NHS, and especially NHS mental health care, is now so desperately underfunded and underwater, we're enforcing a TWO YEAR adhd and autism assessment block? Are we assuming the problem goes away in two years? What's everyone supposed to do? www.theguardian.com/society/2026...theguardian.comNHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessmentsPatient groups decry ‘scandalous’ delays as four integrated care boards take step due to soaring demand for diagnoses 46016
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 24/09/2026jacob elordi is my favourite actor whose name sounds like a shipping pair between a heavy metal Eurovision winner and the Soviet organisation responsible for exporting Tetris to the West 010
Reposted by ashi!Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Liberal furry who's like "VORE BLUE NO MATTER WHO" 415335
ashi! @ashikun.xyz · 24/09/2026finally sketched the Complicated Twink Cat (right), here vaguely holding the Main Character Cat to establish some sort of Connection sadly my physical media drawing skills are ass (well, my drawing skills are ass, but digital media has an undo button) so a Decent sketch is still forthcoming 100
Reposted by ashi!lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points 656091987