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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
these people have the succession theme song playing at their wedding 🤩
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 10/03/2025
i dont think i could write something as good and funny as “Misbehavin’” if i had 100 years. which is frankly not a problem because i dont have to. all i have to do is write Poop Wax on a thermos and take a swig out of it everytime a viewer tips me $9. this is actually more sustainable
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Let's be really really clear. The Trump admin chose a Palestinian activist as the target of its first lawless political detention precisely BECAUSE they believe that will split the opposition. If you shrug at the abduction of Mahmoud Khalil, or worse, cheer it on, you're following Trump's script.
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
what’s with the women in his life having a hard on for his inadequacy?
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
say yes yo
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
call your senator
CALL YOUR SENATOR! they love to hear you beg for the mercy they will never give
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Guy who spent the past four years feverishly scanning government websites so he could blame every fire, earthquake, bridge collapse, and hurricane on the closest nearby woman/black person/gay person so he could call them a DEI hire: look now is not the time for blame.
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
the average american shouldn’t have to know what mtvs the challenge is
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
my coworker is going to the joint chiropractic after work…. girl you’re in mia thorntons hands now… you’re in danger
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
just the claps just the claps
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
modestly hot female homsar is a dream halloween costume for me i just don’t wanna spend the night explaining to people what i am
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👍Maximum Derek👍 @bishma.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
#mst3k
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
As ICE targets undocumented people in and around my city, I am proud of Chicago organizers and community members who are working to protect our neighbors. If you are discouraged in these times, remember that people of conscience are taking action and that there are many ways you can join them.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I'll say this for the Carnegies and Rockefellers: they'd have had this thing murdered
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
whoever invented corporate retreats/conferences needs to be tried at the hague
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
while musk’s fanbois and the ADL tap dance around it, the German papers call it what it is
screenshot of the german paper Die Zeit with the headline and subhed reading

Ein Hitlergruß ist ein Hitlergruß ist ein Hitlergruß
Elon Musk streckt den rechten Arm, und alle springen drüber. Willkommen im neuen Aufmerksamkeitsregime.in english: 

A Hitler salute is a Hitler salute is a
Hitler salute
Elon Musk stretches out his right arm, and everyone jumps over it.
Welcome to the new attention regime.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You have to extend grace and good faith to the richest human being in world history but everyone protesting Gaza is clearly doing it because they love Hamas
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 21/01/2025
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
today i put on an old comedy bang bang episode where one of the guests worked on a project with neil gaiman and the other guest is playing david lynch
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 16/01/2025
A photo of a young David Lynch sitting on a couch with five Woody Woodpecker dolls, and the following text:

David Lynch is recalling a day in 1981 when, he says, he "rescued" five Woody Woodpecker toys that he saw hanging up as he drove past a petrol station.

"I screech on the brakes, I do a U-turn, go back and I buy them and I save their lives," he says seriously. "I named them Chucko, Buster, Pete, Bob and Dan and they were my boys and they were in my office. They were my dear friends for a while but certain traits started coming out and they became not so nice."

Looking straight ahead he says with a grim finality: "They are not in my life anymore."
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
cashier told me i look like emma watson and now i can’t stop looking in the mirror imagining if that was even remotely true
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
why is apple airplay so ass? why does it only work 15% of the time?
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
aldi had magnesium capsules
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a man with a beard wearing a hat and sunglasses is taking a selfie in the water
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hat and sunglasses is taking a selfie in the water
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
there’s something deeply insidious going on at the jersey mikes corporation
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
the eric andre show really nailed that the funniest thing you could see is a cop drinking on the job
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
every time i gain a follower on here they’re a bot 🤔
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
i am way too embarrassingly obsessed with urban outfitters for a 25 year old
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Imagine winning the election and controlling all levels of power and still feeling so helpless that you do this. Obviously the guy wasn’t in his right mind but you wish these dipshits had a moment where they put 2+2 together and realized black Little Mermaid wasn’t making them feel this way
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
many such cases
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
STEAL FROM WORK WEEK IS HERE - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR WORK STEAL'S FROM YOU EVREY DAY - YOUR TRANSIT TIME AND COST TO AND FROM WORK IS UNPAID - YOU FOOT DA BILL FOR ALL FOOD EATEN THERE - THE PHYSICAL TOLL OF YOUR LABOR IS YOUR'S TO BEAR - AND THEY HAVE DA FUCKEN NERVE TO CALL YOU ON YOU'RE DAY'S OFF ,,, IF YOU CANT SIEZE THE MEAN'S OF PRODUCTION THEN YOU CAN AT LEAST SIEZE WHATEVER FIT'S IN YOUR CAR - DA TEXT SAY'S "YOU'RE BOSS IS ON VACATION BUT YOU DONT HAVE VACATON TIME, ITS STEAL FROM WORK WEEK , YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO WANT IT , YOU WOULD BE SUPRISED AT HOW MUCH OFFICE SUPPLYS SELL FOR ON EBAY" - AND IM RIGHT, LOOK IT UP, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
i really try not to pocket watch ppl i went to college with but how tf are y’all affording that
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Congratulationz to Sir @AnthonyHopkins on 49 years sober,,, FORTY-NINE,!! WOOWWW,,!!!
Sir Anthony Hopkins around the time he quit drinking
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
find it genuinely delighting that people with enough money to never work again (and do literally anything they want anywhere in the world at any time) seemingly have nothing going on in their lives and are so miserable they are just spending the holidays frantically posting
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
nicole franzel is gonna eat up a messy top knot every single time. i’ll give her that.
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
and none for allison grodner
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
they just tried to take a bad photo of Luigi but he raised his fist and an owl landed on it and there was a bolt of lightning behind him
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
i like how none of them are aoc as sexy pepe
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Way to make Luigi look 1000% cooler and the rest of you seem like terrified dorks
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kristin 🇵🇸🍉 @kristinmedd.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
New York is the Altoona of America
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
i’ll never forget the time i said deadass in front of a bunch of socialists and they all made fun of me
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
classic trish LMAO
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anna shea @ashea1099.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
make sure to rewatch bb reindeer games during this holiday season in order to prime yourself on the danielle/britney beef before traitors season 3 starts in the new year
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