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Asalvus

@asalvus.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Shitpost Aficionado, Furry Commissioner, Alleged Grad Student, here for the memes. I get art sometimes: www.furaffinity.net/user/asalvus

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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 29/09/2026
Goddammit! Pokémon Mistakenly Taught 'Dave Matthews Band: Greatest Hits Vol. 1' buff.ly/FIQHviE
Goddammit! Pokémon Mistakenly Taught 'Dave Matthews Band: Greatest Hits Vol. 1'
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Moody Momma's Menagerie @mommasmenagerie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Nor'easter is really bringing the Autumn vibes and I am loving it! 🍃🌧️🍂 Candles are back in the shop now that they won't melt during shipping, along with several new Autumn soaps 🍁 Browse at www.moodymommasmenagerie.com/s/shop #ShopSmall #ArtisanSoap #SoyCandles #HandmadeWithLove #FurryOwned
Black Cherry Chai soaps. Two cream, tan and coppery colored soaps sit side by side to show the swirl design. With notes of black cherry, strawberry and raspberry combined with the classic spiced black tea notes of Chai

https://www.moodymommasmenagerie.com/product/black-cherry-chai-artisan-soap/F6VS4A77VZA4B44SVSVWM7KG?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=falseThree vibrant red candles, scented in McIntosh Apple, sit in a row. On the far left is a glass Status jar, in the middle in a Small Tin with the lid on and to the right is a Large Tin with no lid to show the vibrant color

https://www.moodymommasmenagerie.com/product/mcintosh-apple-soy-candle/305?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=false&category_id=10Leaf Peeping soaps. Two bars of large orange, red, yellow and green frosted soaps sit side by side. On top leaves, owls and squirrels made from soaps peek out from the frosted top.

These soaps are scented in a woodsy fragrance that captures the atmosphere of strolling through the changing forest on a cool and crisp evening, with notes of balsam fir and pine, sweet winter berries and warm spice.

https://www.moodymommasmenagerie.com/product/leaf-peeping-artisan-soap/A6QQUBUJN3VVXM62DKQHJFHO?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=false&category_id=3Enthralled soaps. Two bars of pink, purple and black soaps sit side by side to show the swirled design.

These soaps are scented in a moody fragrance with notes of decadent wine and Chambord, juicy pomegranate, sultry rose, black currant and warm tonka bean

https://www.moodymommasmenagerie.com/product/enthralled-artisan-soap/VJYKHL7LTXQSXBY27DJDOML2?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false
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Aakosir @aakosir.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Chi Chi's wondering if you've donated towards her dental so she can get these stinky, rotten teeth extracted ko-fi.com/moodymommasm... #PetBills #VetBills #MutualAid #FurryMA #HelpSky #PetHelp
Chi Chi, my black and white tuxedo cat, laying on a light brown carpet looking up at the camera
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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☆ ᴉʞoꓕ 🩵🤍💙 @comfortpuppy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
boosting my stuff again so i can go out and get groceries you CAN buy art from me!!! there are options on my ko-fi! ko-fi.com/puppyhijinx/... #furryart #furry #art #artshare #commission #commissions #ych
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PUPPY HIJINX ART's Commissions
Commissions Open! Click to see PUPPY HIJINX ART's commission menu.
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☆ ᴉʞoꓕ 🩵🤍💙 @comfortpuppy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#furryart #furrypride #art #ych #furry #pride2026 #pride 20$ for one of these btw
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Katnay 🇲🇽 🦜 @katnay.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hey! Turns out I got to 6K Followers!!! I haven't done a raffle in a while so let's do one! To Join -Follow me -Like and share this post -Comment with Ref (Optional) Ends in June 25th (More Info on Bellow) And thank you so much Guys!
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Moody Momma's Menagerie @mommasmenagerie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
From everyday to extraordinary, every soap is 15% off! Formulated and made by me with Olive oil, Coconut oil, Shea and Cocoa butters to gently cleanse Shop at www.MoodyMommasMenagerie.com #SoapShop #HandmadeSoap #ShopSmall #SupportSmall #FurryOwned #WomanOwned #VeganSoap #ArtisanSoap
On the left are four bars of Maple Cappuccino soaps, a light brown and dark brown colored soap. On the right is a single bar of the soap to show the colors and coffee like swirl.On the left are four bars of green colored Mischief soaps that have a textured top. On the right is a single bar of the green soap. They're scented in a blend of orange zest, grapefruit, bergamot, geranium and lavender with warm notes of leather, amber, cedar and muskOn the left are four bars of Cosmic Waters soaps, a swirl of blue, purple and white with star shaped biodegradable glitters on top. On the right is a single bar of the soap to show the inside detail. They're scented with a blend of fresh mountain springs with hemlock, honeysuckle and magnoliaTwo bar of Shooting Stars soaps, inspired by Starry Night by Van Gogh. They're a black bottom with blue, purple and gold accents and a gold crescent moon on the top of the soap with dark blue biodegradable glitter. They're scented with a luxurious and complex blend of lavender and cedar leaf, with warm notes of amber, vanilla, sandalwood, lily of the valley and a woodsy sweet rosewood base
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 29/04/2026
tired of these little buttholes on everything
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
100 retweets and I'll draw a new Quest Sprout episode today
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Moody Momma's Menagerie @mommasmenagerie.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Black Raspberry Vanilla, now 15% off! Handmade with Olive oil, Coconut oil, Shea butter and Cocoa butter for a gentle clean www.moodymommasmenagerie.com/product/blac... #SoapShop #ShopSmall #BSNM #VeganSoap #HandmadeSoap #FurryShop #HandmadeWithLove #Sale
On the left four Black Raspberry Vanilla soaps are stacked on their side to show the black, gold and red design on to. On the right is a single bar of soap to show the hanger swirl inside.Two bars of Black Raspberry Vanilla soaps sitting side by side to show the hanger swirl design made with black, gold and red
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🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
One of the very best from Clickhole
From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.
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☆ ᴉʞoꓕ 🩵🤍💙 @comfortpuppy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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prusa3d.com @prusa3d.com · 01/04/2026
Introducing Prusa Pro ACU blog.prusa3d.com/prusa-pro-ac...
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Ari'sArtAccount (Comms CLOSED) @ariartaccount.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Finished my series of the original Toa. I've never actually drawn an entire team and I think it turned out great. Thanks for the support on these! #ariartaccount #BIONICLE #LEGO
The original toa team, Toa Tahu, Kopaka, Onua, Pohatu, Lewa, and Gali
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Brian Shea @brianpshea.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”
A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each Pokémon.

The text says:

In honor of Pokémon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed Pokémon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters.
Rank
Name
Generation
Monthly searches
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Pikachu
Generation 1
685,100
2
Flamigo
Generation 9
374,600
3
Charizard
Generation 1
310,900
4
Charmeleon
Generation 1
250,400
5
Squirtle
Generation 1
215,800
6
Eevee
Generation 1
214,500
7
Mewtwo
Generation 1
209,100
8
Snorlax
Generation 1
207,600
9
Gengar
Generation 1
192,100
10
Ditto
Generation 1
175,500
11
Bulbasaur
Generation 1
171,600
12
Charmander
Generation 1
169,400
13
Grafaiai
Generation 9
166,900
14
Gardevoir
Generation 3
149,800
15
Lopunny
Generation 4
144,900
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Welcome to Bro Talk, the podcast where we get guys to talk to a therapist by telling them we want them as a guest on our podcast
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 25/02/2026
Loyalty means nothing these days, huh.
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 09/02/2026
Repost if you like birds. 🦜🦆🐓🦉🪿🐦‍⬛🦩🦚
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 04/02/2026
Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way The metaverse: VRChat NFTs: adoptable fursonas Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...
youtube.com
You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My local bookshop understands their audience.
Sign in People's Book in Takoma Park featuring the illustration of the werewolf ripping off its shirt in anguish which reads WE ARE SOLD OUT OF THE GAY HOCKEY BOOKS
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Winnie the Pooh (Official) @indianawalsh.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
ARE YOU READY????
A mockup of a Doggy Dog World tank top of a blue bg where the dog world is happy and is both the earth and a dog and text around them says "IT'S A DOGGY DOG WORLD!"
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Moxfield @moxfield.com · 31/12/2025
As 2025 wraps up, we want to hear from you - what was your favorite deck you built on Moxfield this year? Drop the links below!
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Got an awesome set of gaming accessories from my (not so) Secret Santa, @aakosir.bsky.social! Thank you so much, these are really cool!
Left to right: a drawstring fabric bag with feather patterns, a 3D printed collapsible dice tower in a glittery dark-purple filament, and several sets of D&D dice in purple and green, all on a worn wooden tabletop
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🎃🎃SCOOPS🎃🎃 @sundogscoops.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)
    browser.ml.enable
    browser.ml.chat.enabled
    browser.ml.chat.menu
    browser.ml.chat.page
    browser.ml.chat.page.footerBadge
    browser.ml.chat.page.menuBadge
    browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled
    browser.ml.pageAssist.enabled
    browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled
    browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled
    extensions.ml.enabled
    browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate
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Moody Momma's Menagerie @mommasmenagerie.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Today only! Also something funky is happening with my Quantities because of this discount 🙄 The shopping cart will tell you if you have gone over the quantity that's available
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
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Aakosir @aakosir.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Peeps said they were interested so I made the exchange www.elfster.com/gift-exchang...
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Secret Santa Website & Gift Exchange App For 2025 | Elfster
Use our free gift exchange generator to invite friends, family, or coworkers to a secret gift exchange online! Draw names and shop gifts all within Elfster.
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Been kinda down the last week or two, so I challenged myself to model some holiday decor! Made the model in SolidWorks and I'm really happy with how it turned out!
A 3D printed Jack-o-lantern with a battery powered tea light inside held in front of a beige carpet
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Moody Momma's Menagerie @mommasmenagerie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Let's support small businesses and skip the giant corporations who are doing juuuuuust fine, profiting from and even funding the current political climate You'll find unique handmade gifts for bath, body and home at www.MoodyMommasMenagerie.com #ShopSmall #BSNM #FurryOwned #SoyCandles #SoapShop
Two jars of sugar scrubs, with one turned to show the natural color of the turbinado sugar. They're scented in Shooting Stars, a blend of lavender, cedar leaf and amberRose Quartz soaps, with four stacked on the left to show the top design and a single bar sitting on the right to show the bar design. They're topped with biodegradable eco glitterTwo bottles of body & fabric sprays in Sweet Dreams, a cashmere type fragrance with notes of cocoa butter, amber, tonka beans, warm spices, sweet coconut, cedarwood and sandalwood Wolf Mother candles, a berry and sage fragrance. There are three different sizes of candles each colored a light purple
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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🔞 Kei | FURCATION '26 | SCOTIACON '27 @trashbambi.art · 04/10/2025
2025 Furry Species Census Servy Once again I bring you a furry species census! The last time I did this in 2023 y'all submitted over 10,000 characters! I wonder if we'll beat that this time? Survey: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... Formatted Results: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
2025 Furry Species Census Survey
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Moody Momma's Menagerie @mommasmenagerie.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Today's the day! Bubbling Brew, Acid Rain, Atomic Sunrise, Apple Cider Doughnuts, Good Soup, Pumpkin Pickin' and Leaf Peeping are now available at www.MoodyMommasMenagerie.com #SoapShop #ShopSmall #SmallBusiness #ArtisanSoap #FurryOwned #Autumn #FallVibes #VeganSoap #HalloweenSoap
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TikTok video by Kamilla
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Larry Nemecek — Dr. Trek! @larrynemecek.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
“AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society, and our descendants will be digging it out for generations.”
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Kash Patel’s FBI puts two pounds of methamphetamine in the incinerator at an animal shelter, sending 14 people to the hospital, and exposing some 75 cats and dogs to the narcotic. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Animal shelter evacuated after FBI incinerates meth at facility
Fourteen staff were hospitalised and 75 cats and dogs evacuated.
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Klaora @klaora.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I've been struggling with art and need a quick "win." I'm offering one icon at $10, finished within 48 hours of ordering. You can choose the expression, but there are no WIPs for this one due to the low price and fast turnaround. Order here if interested. :) Thank you! ko-fi.com/c/5d0bcbcf55
ko-fi.com
Character Icon
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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Moody Momma's Menagerie @mommasmenagerie.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Speakeasy, a spicy and sophisticated blend of clove leaf and peppercorn, with notes of lavender, orange zest, warm bourbon accord, leather and amberwood. www.moodymommasmenagerie.com/product/spea... #SoapShop #HandmadeSoap #ShopSmall #FurryShop #FurryArtisan
On the left four bars of dark gray soaps are stacked on their side to show the textured top with a dusting of bronze colored, ethically sourced mica powder. On the right is a single bar of the dark gray soapA top down shot of five of the dark grey soaps with a dusting of bronze colored, ethically sourced mica colorant
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Kagogi @kagogi.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Apparently, the scene got upgraded. www.reddit.com/r/dragoncon/...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Btw, I remember there being some anxieties around folks expressing their opinions during primaries. Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross. Protect trans folks.
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