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Asalvus

@asalvus.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Shitpost Aficionado, Furry Commissioner, Alleged Grad Student, here for the memes. I get art sometimes: www.furaffinity.net/user/asalvus

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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yikes, that's spooky! Hope the meds help, and I know sleep apnea screws up freakin' everything...
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean what's more stereotypically medieval than everything being covered in mud? But that sucks, I'm sorry... may turn it into a fantasy movie day instead? Heh, no reason to not wear the getups to the library to pick out a fun watch!
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lookit that lil face!
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Forgot libraries have games nowadays, that's awesome!
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good luck, you've got this!
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 29/09/2026
Goddammit! Pokémon Mistakenly Taught 'Dave Matthews Band: Greatest Hits Vol. 1' buff.ly/FIQHviE
Goddammit! Pokémon Mistakenly Taught 'Dave Matthews Band: Greatest Hits Vol. 1'
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Moody Momma's Menagerie @mommasmenagerie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Nor'easter is really bringing the Autumn vibes and I am loving it! 🍃🌧️🍂 Candles are back in the shop now that they won't melt during shipping, along with several new Autumn soaps 🍁 Browse at www.moodymommasmenagerie.com/s/shop #ShopSmall #ArtisanSoap #SoyCandles #HandmadeWithLove #FurryOwned
Black Cherry Chai soaps. Two cream, tan and coppery colored soaps sit side by side to show the swirl design. With notes of black cherry, strawberry and raspberry combined with the classic spiced black tea notes of Chai

https://www.moodymommasmenagerie.com/product/black-cherry-chai-artisan-soap/F6VS4A77VZA4B44SVSVWM7KG?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=falseThree vibrant red candles, scented in McIntosh Apple, sit in a row. On the far left is a glass Status jar, in the middle in a Small Tin with the lid on and to the right is a Large Tin with no lid to show the vibrant color

https://www.moodymommasmenagerie.com/product/mcintosh-apple-soy-candle/305?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=false&category_id=10Leaf Peeping soaps. Two bars of large orange, red, yellow and green frosted soaps sit side by side. On top leaves, owls and squirrels made from soaps peek out from the frosted top.

These soaps are scented in a woodsy fragrance that captures the atmosphere of strolling through the changing forest on a cool and crisp evening, with notes of balsam fir and pine, sweet winter berries and warm spice.

https://www.moodymommasmenagerie.com/product/leaf-peeping-artisan-soap/A6QQUBUJN3VVXM62DKQHJFHO?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=false&category_id=3Enthralled soaps. Two bars of pink, purple and black soaps sit side by side to show the swirled design.

These soaps are scented in a moody fragrance with notes of decadent wine and Chambord, juicy pomegranate, sultry rose, black currant and warm tonka bean

https://www.moodymommasmenagerie.com/product/enthralled-artisan-soap/VJYKHL7LTXQSXBY27DJDOML2?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's hoping the real job is better organized! I know ignoring calls nowadays, but as HR taking calls is a big part of the job...
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay that looks kinda spooky...
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guess we'll see how long she lasts, hopefully she keeps to her own business and doesn't try to stir anything up.
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh cool! Didn't know you did 3D stuff, too!
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Petty asshat behavior right there...
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Blegh...
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Aw, that sucks... Yeah, I usually get something at the start of each quarter whenever classes are going on, despite sanitizing/washing frequently and wearing a mask during travel...
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Of course... Hope the kiddo feels better soon, fingers crossed they take the lesson of washing their hands frequently a bit more seriously...
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Aakosir @aakosir.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Chi Chi's wondering if you've donated towards her dental so she can get these stinky, rotten teeth extracted ko-fi.com/moodymommasm... #PetBills #VetBills #MutualAid #FurryMA #HelpSky #PetHelp
Chi Chi, my black and white tuxedo cat, laying on a light brown carpet looking up at the camera
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can't say that and not share a pic of the burritos.
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Godspeed!
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That doesn't sound too bad, here's to some positive transformations!
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Vultures are cool! Hope it just found some nearby roadkill for lunch.
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hate to recommend anyone actually goes to facebook, but there's a lot of good 'buy nothing' groups that crop up in most towns/cities where people are getting rid of stuff they don't need anymore, that might be a good place to look for kitchen stuff?
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That's a bummer, always sucks when unresponsive parents get in the way of the kids hanging out... I hope the twins understood that their friend wasn't the flake here. Kinda annoying the school couldn't at least pass on a message for you, that seems harmless enough.
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That's a shame... Glad your kids had a nice time, though! Hopefully y'all can reschedule hang-outs with the kids that couldn't make it.
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Happy Birthday!
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
*Internet Hug* I hope that they can find loving homes, I'm so sorry you were put in this situation.
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Also, fake fan of Star Wars? Really? One of the biggest franchises that exists?
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Blegh, hope he grows out of it...
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hope you had a safe drive!
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yum, haven't had a s'more in forever!
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☆ ᴉʞoꓕ 🩵🤍💙 @comfortpuppy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
boosting my stuff again so i can go out and get groceries you CAN buy art from me!!! there are options on my ko-fi! ko-fi.com/puppyhijinx/... #furryart #furry #art #artshare #commission #commissions #ych
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Life just won't let you take a breather... were you and her close?
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Niiiice! Glad you were able to fix it up, especially with temps as they are...
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Honestly, though... I'm no prude, but I like to scroll during my bus commute and I don't necessarily think that anyone sitting nearby consented to seeing adult content on their commute.
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hey, it adds up! Glad it's the best option!
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So glad to hear that you're starting to feel some progress! Therapy's always a hard one, depends a lot on the therapist, but if you've found someone that clicks with you it can be really helpful!
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
From the wording it feels purposefully ambiguous... Does it say what one step is anywhere?
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
But that counteracts my worldview of me being the universe's Main Character and implies that other people also have rich, internal lives?
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ooh, how'd it come together? Shame I'm not local, I love building kits!
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This whole situation is so heartbreaking, I'm so sorry, I hope that they can all find their ways to homes that will love and take care of them...
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Birthday to the kiddos! Hopefully they had fun?
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ah, got it! Not sure on that one, was never my scene, but there might be some forum advertising or discord servers for people in the same boat?
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oh man I know what you mean... I had a couple of furry RP forums I used to frequent but they've all shut down over the years... Furrypile was reasonably active last I checked if you miss the forum stuff?
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Bet his response to that last message was completely normal and not at all filled with slurs...
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I got my entire undergrad shirt wardrobe from here, fabric is surprisingly high quality and they've got a lot of selection: www.6dollarshirts.com/search?q=foo...
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
These are really cute!
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☆ ᴉʞoꓕ 🩵🤍💙 @comfortpuppy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#furryart #furrypride #art #ych #furry #pride2026 #pride 20$ for one of these btw
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Katnay 🇲🇽 🦜 @katnay.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hey! Turns out I got to 6K Followers!!! I haven't done a raffle in a while so let's do one! To Join -Follow me -Like and share this post -Comment with Ref (Optional) Ends in June 25th (More Info on Bellow) And thank you so much Guys!
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Asalvus @asalvus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ah, yeah, the diatomaceous earth powder probably won't work as well there... Glad to hear you're finding ways to get them, though, good luck!
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