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@artness.bsky.social
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Calm, collected, Virginian space outlaw 🎨 Maker of art. Crafter of things. 🧑🏼‍🎨 Next show: Hampton Comicon (Oct. 17-18) 🦸‍♂️ He/him/Strong Boy ArtnessByJustinBrown.com Patreon.com/artness

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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 23h
Also if you're interested in the sticker, you can join my Patreon and get it sent to you as a monthly reward www.patreon.com/artness
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Artness! — Art, enthusiastic nonsense, hopefully some cosmic relief
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 23h
This is blowing up by my standards so here's all the goods bsky.app/profile/artn...
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 23h
here ya go!
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pre-order stickers here (they'll ship next week): artnessbyjustinbrown.com/store T-shirts (and other merch) available on TeePublic (where everything's on sale for 3 days): www.teepublic.com/lic/ghguuPGI... Fancier t-shirts are on Cotton Bureau: cottonbureau.com/people/artne...
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Something like this?
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Of course!
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe a sticker?
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have about a thousand but this one remains a favorite
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vincent @papa.yaga.gay · 07/10/2026
i rewatched The Matrix trilogy recently and could not help but laugh when i saw each movie had a different production logo. they were all released within four years, with the second and third movie released in the same year!
Production logo from The Matrix (1999), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: a Time Warner Entertainment Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Reloaded (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: an AOL Time Warner Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Revolutions (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: A Time Warner Company."
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dr. Manhattan remembering all the WB mergers in history and in the future, as they become exponentially more frequent, with slightly visible text suggesting there are at least three in 2031. 

The text boxes containing "It is (year). Warner Brothers has been acquired by a new parent company" begin to overlap more and more until they're  off the bottom of the page.
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Mike @mdlbird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 07/10/2026
h/t to @slack2thefuture.bsky.social for letting me know you can delete the "customer personalization" data in your Amazon account and enter anything you want. Like this.
Fucking with Amazon "customer personalization"
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also enjoy the fact that, even though Mando has kind of become increasingly invincible as the show's gone on (and for a lot of the first 2/3 of this movie, which isn't super compelling), they did make a point to show him on the backfoot + flailing a bit in this fight
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Poetic cinema www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Pe...
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Star Wars: O Mandaloriano e Grogu (2026) - Mando (Din Djarin) vs Robots (Stop-Motion/Fight Scene)
YouTube video by Yuri Diniz
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
• having 10+ minutes of the movie's screentime just be mostly silent + centered around puppet Grogu? Plus the Anzellan puppets? A treat. They'll probably never do it again (since this movie didn't make money) but I'm really warmed by that. A proper dose of artfully-crafted-silliness in a silly movie
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, I will say there are 3 highlights: • the Ludwig Goransson score is expectedly great (both the familiar stuff that he revisits and the new stuff) • the Phil Tippett stop-motion droids are exceptional. They wouldn't have done that (to that level) on the show so that was unexpected and terrific
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think the Mando movie is just fine (it's clearly 4 episodes of the show stitched together, so calibrate expectations) but I like this exchange because while Grogu has softened him, it's nice to be reminded that the reason Mando popped as a character initially is because he is a cold glass of juice
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like I wouldn't be able to do this effectively with my laser printer
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ATTN: people smarter than me I designed these fake comic covers and I want to try and get them printed at the scale/on the type of paper+finish used for mass produced comic book covers. Does anyone have recommendations for a printer who'll print *just* the cover of a single-issue comic?
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm partial to "I fuck Larry up, and keep on rollin"
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone in Trump II deserves to be booed loudly and relentlessly every time they show their faces in public for the rest of their lives, but there is a whole other level of booing that should greet people who did less than nothing and then talk about how hard it was. apnews.com/article/thom...
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Republican Sen. Tillis calls his vote for Hegseth the 'biggest regret of my career' in a new book
Republican Sen. Thom Tillis says in a new book that his deciding vote to confirm Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth in January 2025 is the “biggest regret of my career.”
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 06/10/2026
fwiw arstechnica.com/apple/2026/1...
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Command-line tool quickly removes Apple Intelligence from macOS 27
The tool can free up over 12GB of storage.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Peter Ramsey @pramsey342.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can’t improve on the headline
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Steel A Jeeg @dogbarkingbees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know I spilled the beans months before they wanted it public, but man... fuck this. Private equity is killing the boutique labels that saved this industry and that ISN'T a coincidence. It's a targeted killing.
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Designed this sticker at 1 AM last night
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Michael Mechanic @michaelmechanic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump's 2018 "zero tolerance" policy was denounced on both sides of the political aisle as inhumane, and a federal court ruled it illegal. Now the Trump administration is separating families again, only this time more quietly, and away from the border.
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“You kidnapped my son”
ICE is now separating children from their parents and deeming them “unaccompanied.”
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My favorite slasher movie is Predator and my favorite Final Girl is Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This part is genuinely goofy. "The first three witches they caught were actually witches"?? Huh? So witches WERE real? And what's the "witch office" in this metaphor? Human resources offices which existed for decades prior? Also what "overhead" is required to call out shitty behavior
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait who was burned at the stake and/or drowned in the last 8 years, I missed that
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have definitely seen ads-featuring-AI from both Democrats and Republicans in one of this year's Virginia congressional races. One has a misspelling in large yellow letters, repeated three times
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Beautiful Bizarre Magazine @beautifulbizarre.net · 04/10/2026
The grain in this carved sculpture titled 'Perfume' by Jose Vascano, is so otherworldly and serene.
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Subscribe to my Patreon to get a chance to win a Doombot
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally figured out who Elon Musk looks like. The weird "Asian" Hugh Grant from Cloud Atlas
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was feeling my handwriting today while filling orders (the Sharpie had the perfect amount of wear and the surface I was working on was 😙🤌🏼 so I thought "now'd be a good time to do a lot of repetitive writing I can use to make a font" so I now have 3 pages of what looks like a serial killer's notebook
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dave Chappelle? The guy from Home Improvement?
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyway if you want, I'll pop it open in front of you because it's very satisfying to do. Also it's just nice to hold a non-powered metal rectangle in your hand that doesn't connect to any sort of network? Like an ingot. Or a 90s Nokia phone.
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got a vintage style metal cigarette case to hold business cards (so that I can safely carry some with me in my EDC bag) but I *had* to cover up the generic art nouveau designs on the case so I made two rectangular stickers (featuring digitally assembled collages using designs of my own + others)
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
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Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
* 28-year-old straight bozo white boy privilege, I think we can call it
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So I painted this in 2014 because that was the first time* I had been repeatedly inundated with the concept of "not all men" from men who didn't seem to understand why that kneejerk defensiveness was missing the point and also was outwardly harmful. Anyway it's 2026 now and I'm posting it again
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Pumpkin Spice Dracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
Just to clarify, when I say "we've all done things we're not proud of" I mean "bought a second sandwich with the intention eating it tomorrow, then eating it an hour later after the first", not "assaulting someone"
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
if you're still getting ripped up by air bud in the third quarter, that's a coaching failure
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Obviously I'd rather sit than stand, if that's what you're asking."
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe they did it, I don't know
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like you could easily fold Sherlock into Defenders of the Earth/King's Watch in some way?
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