Reposted by Plaid the InhalerDavid Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 11/02/2026It’s a dangerous world right now. All we can do is make the people around us feel safe. But that’s doing a lot. 931142
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerAnne Ursu @anneursu.bsky.social · 17/01/2026If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run. 8368341288
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 25/12/2025And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, soon grew healthy enough to pursue his rap career under the pseudonym Timinem, The Real Slim Chevy Merry Christmas, everyone 2867
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Yeah I’m a fan of A24 - a 24-year-old album entitled “Discovery” by Daft Punk 1437
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/12/2025"Why shouldn’t I have a ballroom to throw snowtastic parties in? I’m effing Santa Claus. I work my ass off all year, deciding who is nice and who I need to investigate, denigrate, and destroy."buff.lyWhy I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous BallroomAs your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An... 08922
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Me: I’m never gonna be able to memorize my new work cell number. Hurrumph. Coworker: Hank, what’s your number? Me: *gives new number without thinking* My brain: You’ve officially lost one Simpsons quote and you’ll never know which one. 010
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/12/2025(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.) LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair? RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.buff.lyScenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a JewEXT. SMALL TOWN BUS STOP – DAY (A beautiful woman with slightly wavy brown hair steps off a bus. She’s RACHEL, a corporate lawyer from The Big Cit... 1534876
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerMatt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote? 8054611079
Reposted by Plaid the Inhalerveeagainsttheday 🏳️🌈🏴☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Our Flag Means Death Season 3 as a 5 hour long movie 1406
Reposted by Plaid the Inhalerjess 🏳️🌈🏴☠️ @summerlinenss.bsky.social · 22/11/2025day 502 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd: 27316
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Just…Walgreen’s is the worst pharmacy aside from CVS. Getting my meds transferred to a local pharmacy has required me to talk to a bunch of AI bullshit. And I did that. But they still haven’t transferred my meds. I need this meds to keep myself from just jumping off of a bridge. 200
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 19/11/2025How do i stream Hoff Roading without a VPN? Asking all my #ofmd friends. 011
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged. 615230118151
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I know funding is limited, but I really think we should be doing a national study in re: Boomer women and purple. Why so much purple? It’s a good color, but…..why so much purple? Was purple not available in 1960? 200
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I got a job, a kitten AND a mattress.media.tenor.coma cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse .ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse . 000
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 11/11/2025Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre” 7288971594
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 11/11/2025First day of my new job went splendidly. I so excited to be working for a non-profit that brings solutions to houselessness to the table. 000
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/11/2025"We’ve been really into kefir lately. Why don’t you conjure up some local honey to pair with our kefir? Or, for a real miracle, you could make gluten-free pizza that actually tastes good."buff.lyJesus Feeds the Five Thousand, but the Five Thousand Are Gluten FreeNo, of course we appreciate the gesture. It’s just that, well, this menu is a little inconsiderate. Sure, all these loaves of bread, that’s very im... 2284
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Everyone, this is Dr. Jenkins. Dr. Jenkins, this is everyone. #ofmd #ofmdcats 240
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Do you all know what today is? It’s Kitten Day. I get a kitten today!!! 020
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerSenthorun S. Raj @senthorun.bsky.social · 02/11/2025“It remains my opinion, based on the data we now have, that the only way to fix the scale of this problem is by adopting a GP-led, informed consent model.” Trans folks are struggling to access basic healthcare in the UK. We need structural political and medical changes to make care more accessible.wearequeeraf.comHow I discovered the waiting times for every gender clinic in the UKWe believe in doing what the NHS should be - reporting honestly and transparently on the state of gender services in the UK 221757
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I miss the person I was when I used to love this holiday. 000
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025“Good” says my mom when I thank her for replacing the bike she allowed to be stolen. Oh, yeah, that’s right. That’s why I stopped talking to her. 000
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025You know what would be nice? Food. Food would be nice. 000
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025There’s more delicacy here than is presented, but the point remains. A Democratic Socialist in the state of New York is A BIG DEAL. 020
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/10/2025MOM: You can’t spend all day moping. Not on Lottery’s Eve! TESSIE: I have to find a way to get my life back. I don’t have time for the Lottery. MOM: There's always time for family. Help your sister roll her wheelchair down to the creekbed to collect some stones for tomorrow.buff.lyThe Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”INT. BIG CITY HEDGE FUND Tessie Jacobs (30-something, blonde) stares at a bar graph with two columns: “money” and “not money.” Her boss (you know h... 114741
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/10/20251. Set alarm. 2. Wake up hours before alarm. 3. Keep checking time every two minutes to see how close it is to alarm time. 1232039
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025When I find myself in times of trouble Dana Scully comes to me Speaking words of wisdom “Mulder, it’s me” 414016
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/10/2025"In this bedroom are fourteen light switches. Ten of them do nothing. One turns on the television. One sounds an alarm in the home of your grouchy next-door neighbor who hates Americans and will let his French bulldog poop on your doorstep. Can you choose the right one in time?"buff.lyEscape Room Challenge: Your European AirbnbWelcome to this tiny fifth-floor Airbnb, your home for the next four days in a major European city. Can you escape without incurring additional fee... 0422
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerInternet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 21/10/2025Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days. 137177974670
Reposted by Plaid the Inhalerjonk @jonk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025(getting eaten by a pack of feral dogs) can you google will a dog be ok if it eats me 212020
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/10/2025"Your authoritarian should start to create alternative facts by age five. If they haven’t, they might be dumb. Don’t worry, though—a lack of intellect doesn’t preclude them from becoming an authoritarian."buff.lyDevelopmental Milestones for AuthoritariansBy age three, your authoritarian should be able to blame juice spills on political enemies, such as a baby sibling or a weird uncle. If he or she (... 06711
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/10/2025A man stirs the pot with a large stick. “It’s a metaphor,” he says. The frog is sweating. The frog is informed that this is due to a natural variation in temperature. “He’s clearly boiling the frog,” say the other frogs. All books about frogs have vanished from the library.buff.lySigns the Frog Has Been BoiledA large pot sits in plain sight. There’s a frog in it. Every day, Leader announces his plans to boil the frog. His campaign slogan was “BOIL THAT F... 212745
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18/10/2025The same people who post "Bluesky needs more opposing voices" would like to see a bunch of Nazis at these protests for "balance." 512425
Reposted by Plaid the Inhaler⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I love when a group of straight dudes inspects some shit and they all just stand there with their hands on their hips. 0172
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Before you block the TSA account give the feed a quick cringe-through 731809179
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/10/2025"The Brownshirts wanted everyone to see them beat people in the streets. They did public terror. ICE does plausible terror so they can go out and get tacos on the weekend."buff.lyICE Is Nothing Like the Brownshirts Because the Brownshirts Actually Identified ThemselvesLet’s get this out of the way: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is nothing like the Sturmabteilung, aka Hitler’s Brownshirts. Your main clue is ... 018351
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerJason Takes Man-Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in. 261142333395
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerJeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 10/10/2025When God closes a door He opens a window. This drives me NUTS. Terrible roommate. The electric bill is outrageous. There's a bird's nest in the bathroom 18644110
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Had to repair the biodiesel pump on the paper straw spiralizer at the Antifa factory today #TGIF 8774
Reposted by Plaid the Inhalerellie @ellmercury.bsky.social · 07/10/2025happy tuesday to all the exhausted motherfuckers who celebrate 13615
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I’m not trying to be arrogant or preachy, but I was done with Ryan Murphy in like 2008. He’s boring AF and mostly relies on existing material that he can make “weird.” Tried to tell you all that with Glee and AHS. 000
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Why are demons trying to kill people? Don’t they realize that this sort of behavior is why people are against demons?! 2507
Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 02/10/2025This is longest I have ever gone without talking to my grandma. I’m not allowed to call her or visit her. Grandpa left a huge mess when he committed suicide and I think this is exactly what he hoped would happen. I’m couch surfing in my home county, with no income, not solace, no opportunities. 000
Reposted by Plaid the InhalerBaby Boy Monaghan @babyboymonaghan.bsky.social · 30/09/2025It's easy to mistake Tim Burton's early work for visionary because he had tremendous collaborators, but increasingly it's hard not to see him as a mall goth with a stripe fetish. 915813