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Plaid the Inhaler

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Real Estate Novelist. I know a lot of fancy dancers. Not too terribly tall. he/him #lgbtqia 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈

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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It’s a dangerous world right now. All we can do is make the people around us feel safe. But that’s doing a lot.
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Anne Ursu @anneursu.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.
Screenshot of Startribune article with the headline: Counterprotestors prevented Jake Lang from burning Qur'an.

"Right wing influencer Jake Lang planned to burn a Quy'an outside Minneapolis City Hall at 1pm as part of his anti-Islam rally, but counterprotestors said they were not planning to let him do that."
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, soon grew healthy enough to pursue his rap career under the pseudonym Timinem, The Real Slim Chevy Merry Christmas, everyone
A white Chevy Equinox with “Timinem” on license plate
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Yeah I’m a fan of A24 - a 24-year-old album entitled “Discovery” by Daft Punk
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/12/2025
"Why shouldn’t I have a ballroom to throw snowtastic parties in? I’m effing Santa Claus. I work my ass off all year, deciding who is nice and who I need to investigate, denigrate, and destroy."
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Why I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous Ballroom
As your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An...
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Me: I’m never gonna be able to memorize my new work cell number. Hurrumph. Coworker: Hank, what’s your number? Me: *gives new number without thinking* My brain: You’ve officially lost one Simpsons quote and you’ll never know which one.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/12/2025
(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.) LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair? RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
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Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
EXT. SMALL TOWN BUS STOP – DAY (A beautiful woman with slightly wavy brown hair steps off a bus. She’s RACHEL, a corporate lawyer from The Big Cit...
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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Our Flag Means Death Season 3 as a 5 hour long movie
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jess 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @summerlinenss.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
day 502 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers, standing in a forest at night and looking over at Buttons out of frame with a polite smile
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Just…Walgreen’s is the worst pharmacy aside from CVS. Getting my meds transferred to a local pharmacy has required me to talk to a bunch of AI bullshit. And I did that. But they still haven’t transferred my meds. I need this meds to keep myself from just jumping off of a bridge.
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
How do i stream Hoff Roading without a VPN? Asking all my #ofmd friends.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I know funding is limited, but I really think we should be doing a national study in re: Boomer women and purple. Why so much purple? It’s a good color, but…..why so much purple? Was purple not available in 1960?
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I got a job, a kitten AND a mattress.
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a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse .
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
It’s the berries!
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 11/11/2025
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
First day of my new job went splendidly. I so excited to be working for a non-profit that brings solutions to houselessness to the table.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/11/2025
"We’ve been really into kefir lately. Why don’t you conjure up some local honey to pair with our kefir? Or, for a real miracle, you could make gluten-free pizza that actually tastes good."
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Jesus Feeds the Five Thousand, but the Five Thousand Are Gluten Free
No, of course we appreciate the gesture. It’s just that, well, this menu is a little inconsiderate. Sure, all these loaves of bread, that’s very im...
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Everyone, this is Dr. Jenkins. Dr. Jenkins, this is everyone. #ofmd #ofmdcats
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Do you all know what today is? It’s Kitten Day. I get a kitten today!!!
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Can’t sleep. Too anxious.
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Senthorun S. Raj @senthorun.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
“It remains my opinion, based on the data we now have, that the only way to fix the scale of this problem is by adopting a GP-led, informed consent model.” Trans folks are struggling to access basic healthcare in the UK. We need structural political and medical changes to make care more accessible.
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How I discovered the waiting times for every gender clinic in the UK
We believe in doing what the NHS should be - reporting honestly and transparently on the state of gender services in the UK
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I miss the person I was when I used to love this holiday.
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
“Good” says my mom when I thank her for replacing the bike she allowed to be stolen. Oh, yeah, that’s right. That’s why I stopped talking to her.
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
You know what would be nice? Food. Food would be nice.
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
There’s more delicacy here than is presented, but the point remains. A Democratic Socialist in the state of New York is A BIG DEAL.
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I FINALLY GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!!
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/10/2025
MOM: You can’t spend all day moping. Not on Lottery’s Eve! TESSIE: I have to find a way to get my life back. I don’t have time for the Lottery. MOM: There's always time for family. Help your sister roll her wheelchair down to the creekbed to collect some stones for tomorrow.
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The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”
INT. BIG CITY HEDGE FUND Tessie Jacobs (30-something, blonde) stares at a bar graph with two columns: “money” and “not money.” Her boss (you know h...
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
1. Set alarm. 2. Wake up hours before alarm. 3. Keep checking time every two minutes to see how close it is to alarm time.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
When I find myself in times of trouble Dana Scully comes to me Speaking words of wisdom “Mulder, it’s me”
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/10/2025
"In this bedroom are fourteen light switches. Ten of them do nothing. One turns on the television. One sounds an alarm in the home of your grouchy next-door neighbor who hates Americans and will let his French bulldog poop on your doorstep. Can you choose the right one in time?"
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Escape Room Challenge: Your European Airbnb
Welcome to this tiny fifth-floor Airbnb, your home for the next four days in a major European city. Can you escape without incurring additional fee...
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 21/10/2025
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
(getting eaten by a pack of feral dogs) can you google will a dog be ok if it eats me
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/10/2025
"Your authoritarian should start to create alternative facts by age five. If they haven’t, they might be dumb. Don’t worry, though—a lack of intellect doesn’t preclude them from becoming an authoritarian."
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Developmental Milestones for Authoritarians
By age three, your authoritarian should be able to blame juice spills on political enemies, such as a baby sibling or a weird uncle. If he or she (...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/10/2025
A man stirs the pot with a large stick. “It’s a metaphor,” he says. The frog is sweating. The frog is informed that this is due to a natural variation in temperature. “He’s clearly boiling the frog,” say the other frogs. All books about frogs have vanished from the library.
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Signs the Frog Has Been Boiled
A large pot sits in plain sight. There’s a frog in it. Every day, Leader announces his plans to boil the frog. His campaign slogan was “BOIL THAT F...
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The same people who post "Bluesky needs more opposing voices" would like to see a bunch of Nazis at these protests for "balance."
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Rebecca 🦋 @rebecca79903973.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I love when a group of straight dudes inspects some shit and they all just stand there with their hands on their hips.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Before you block the TSA account give the feed a quick cringe-through
"Silence is golden" does not apply at the airport omg plz if you see something say something
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23 likesNot a doctor but the sharp pain in your foot might go away if you try not hiding a knife in your shoe as you walk through security???
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"Rocket launcher discovered by
TSA in a checked bag"
Omg please make it stop we are literally begging...
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18 likes"I didn't know it was in there"
Oh, ok so the knife just wrapped itself in tinfoil then...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/10/2025
"The Brownshirts wanted everyone to see them beat people in the streets. They did public terror. ICE does plausible terror so they can go out and get tacos on the weekend."
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ICE Is Nothing Like the Brownshirts Because the Brownshirts Actually Identified Themselves
Let’s get this out of the way: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is nothing like the Sturmabteilung, aka Hitler’s Brownshirts. Your main clue is ...
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Jason Takes Man-Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 10/10/2025
When God closes a door He opens a window. This drives me NUTS. Terrible roommate. The electric bill is outrageous. There's a bird's nest in the bathroom
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Had to repair the biodiesel pump on the paper straw spiralizer at the Antifa factory today #TGIF
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ellie @ellmercury.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
happy tuesday to all the exhausted motherfuckers who celebrate
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I’m not trying to be arrogant or preachy, but I was done with Ryan Murphy in like 2008. He’s boring AF and mostly relies on existing material that he can make “weird.” Tried to tell you all that with Glee and AHS.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Why are demons trying to kill people? Don’t they realize that this sort of behavior is why people are against demons?!
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This is longest I have ever gone without talking to my grandma. I’m not allowed to call her or visit her. Grandpa left a huge mess when he committed suicide and I think this is exactly what he hoped would happen. I’m couch surfing in my home county, with no income, not solace, no opportunities.
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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Good god, has it only been 8 months?!
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Baby Boy Monaghan @babyboymonaghan.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
It's easy to mistake Tim Burton's early work for visionary because he had tremendous collaborators, but increasingly it's hard not to see him as a mall goth with a stripe fetish.
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