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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Holy crap. I’d be shaking under my desk, if I could even make it to my desk.

Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I did a rewatch last summer and it was definitely an adventure. The scenes with “Help find a cure for autism” sings in the background……

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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

It’s a dangerous world right now. All we can do is make the people around us feel safe. But that’s doing a lot.

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Anne Ursu @anneursu.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.

Screenshot of Startribune article with the headline: Counterprotestors prevented Jake Lang from burning Qur'an.

"Right wing influencer Jake Lang planned to burn a Quy'an outside Minneapolis City Hall at 1pm as part of his anti-Islam rally, but counterprotestors said they were not planning to let him do that."

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, soon grew healthy enough to pursue his rap career under the pseudonym Timinem, The Real Slim Chevy Merry Christmas, everyone

A white Chevy Equinox with “Timinem” on license plate

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Yeah I’m a fan of A24 - a 24-year-old album entitled “Discovery” by Daft Punk

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/12/2025

"Why shouldn’t I have a ballroom to throw snowtastic parties in? I’m effing Santa Claus. I work my ass off all year, deciding who is nice and who I need to investigate, denigrate, and destroy."

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Why I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous Ballroom

As your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An...

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

My kitten has already knocked over my menorah (et out decoratively, but not yet to be put into use). All housemates have agreed that a tree would be a bad idea and the candles will need to be 100% supervised. Not even fire would deter this beast.

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Me: I’m never gonna be able to memorize my new work cell number. Hurrumph. Coworker: Hank, what’s your number? Me: *gives new number without thinking* My brain: You’ve officially lost one Simpsons quote and you’ll never know which one.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/12/2025

(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.) LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair? RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.

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Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew

EXT. SMALL TOWN BUS STOP – DAY (A beautiful woman with slightly wavy brown hair steps off a bus. She’s RACHEL, a corporate lawyer from The Big Cit...

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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?

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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Our Flag Means Death Season 3 as a 5 hour long movie

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

One of these days I’ll have the time and money to do this. I promise!

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jess 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @summerlinenss.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

day 502 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

Edward Teach in season 2 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers, standing in a forest at night and looking over at Buttons out of frame with a polite smile

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

This is going to be the worst birthday weekend ever. I fucking hate this country.

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

America is so fucking stupid. I just want the meds that keep me from going off of the deep end.

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Just…Walgreen’s is the worst pharmacy aside from CVS. Getting my meds transferred to a local pharmacy has required me to talk to a bunch of AI bullshit. And I did that. But they still haven’t transferred my meds. I need this meds to keep myself from just jumping off of a bridge.

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I did a recent re-read of A Prayer for Owen Meanie and it would make such a good single season show.

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

How do i stream Hoff Roading without a VPN? Asking all my #ofmd friends.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Will not be accepting puns or comments about The Color Purple. That does not apply here.

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Did we ration purple during Vietnam? Was there a global shortage of purple at some point? I want answers.

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

I know funding is limited, but I really think we should be doing a national study in re: Boomer women and purple. Why so much purple? It’s a good color, but…..why so much purple? Was purple not available in 1960?

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 11/11/2025

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

First day of my new job went splendidly. I so excited to be working for a non-profit that brings solutions to houselessness to the table.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/11/2025

"We’ve been really into kefir lately. Why don’t you conjure up some local honey to pair with our kefir? Or, for a real miracle, you could make gluten-free pizza that actually tastes good."

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Jesus Feeds the Five Thousand, but the Five Thousand Are Gluten Free

No, of course we appreciate the gesture. It’s just that, well, this menu is a little inconsiderate. Sure, all these loaves of bread, that’s very im...

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

He has a PhD in Meowology. Obviously, a big shoutout to his namesake @david-jenkins.bsky.social

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Everyone, this is Dr. Jenkins. Dr. Jenkins, this is everyone. #ofmd #ofmdcats

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Do you all know what today is? It’s Kitten Day. I get a kitten today!!!

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Senthorun S. Raj @senthorun.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

“It remains my opinion, based on the data we now have, that the only way to fix the scale of this problem is by adopting a GP-led, informed consent model.” Trans folks are struggling to access basic healthcare in the UK. We need structural political and medical changes to make care more accessible.

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How I discovered the waiting times for every gender clinic in the UK

We believe in doing what the NHS should be - reporting honestly and transparently on the state of gender services in the UK

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I miss the person I was when I used to love this holiday.

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Of course he doesn’t have a bidet. His unwashed ass copies the worst aspect of decadence.

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

“Good” says my mom when I thank her for replacing the bike she allowed to be stolen. Oh, yeah, that’s right. That’s why I stopped talking to her.

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

You know what would be nice? Food. Food would be nice.

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

There’s more delicacy here than is presented, but the point remains. A Democratic Socialist in the state of New York is A BIG DEAL.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/10/2025

MOM: You can’t spend all day moping. Not on Lottery’s Eve! TESSIE: I have to find a way to get my life back. I don’t have time for the Lottery. MOM: There's always time for family. Help your sister roll her wheelchair down to the creekbed to collect some stones for tomorrow.

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The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”

INT. BIG CITY HEDGE FUND Tessie Jacobs (30-something, blonde) stares at a bar graph with two columns: “money” and “not money.” Her boss (you know h...

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Who the fuck can afford to have a baby!?!?

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I feel like a miss a lot from being on Bluesky, they don’t provide a good source in news or a good algorithm. So I don’t know what this is about. I’d like to know what it’s about, though.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

1. Set alarm. 2. Wake up hours before alarm. 3. Keep checking time every two minutes to see how close it is to alarm time.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

When I find myself in times of trouble Dana Scully comes to me Speaking words of wisdom “Mulder, it’s me”

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/10/2025

"In this bedroom are fourteen light switches. Ten of them do nothing. One turns on the television. One sounds an alarm in the home of your grouchy next-door neighbor who hates Americans and will let his French bulldog poop on your doorstep. Can you choose the right one in time?"

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Escape Room Challenge: Your European Airbnb

Welcome to this tiny fifth-floor Airbnb, your home for the next four days in a major European city. Can you escape without incurring additional fee...

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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 21/10/2025

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

(getting eaten by a pack of feral dogs) can you google will a dog be ok if it eats me

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Plaid the Inhaler @artnerveux.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

New York has the weirdest stop lights and I stand by what I said.

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