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Artemis

@artemisfd.bsky.social
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Bisexual 🏳️‍🌈 Eco-socialist from the great white north 🍁 Mainly re-skeeting memes, agitprop, weather, and queer content.

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Revelo @revelo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Closing out MagicCon with @spice8rack.bsky.social reciting Marx to us. 🟥⚒️
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thanks to all your donations, I have fully flanderized myself 💜
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hatred of AI now reaching the level of cultural consensus that becomes attractive to advertisers
A yellow Backmarket poster in the subway showing a pink Game Boy with the caption “AB > AI”
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If your business model relies on paying sub-living wages, providing zero benefits, and expecting workers to shut up and get in line, then you don't run a business. You run a legalized labor camp and we’re tired of pretending it’s not.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Screenshot of Make Some Noise episode "Uber but on Horseback"

Brennan Lee Mulligan is calmly narrating the end of the Great Gatsby as Lou Wilson revs up behind him in a way that clearly indicates he is about to start hollering.

I have placed text on Brennan that says "everyone waiting to hear that mitch mcconnell croaked" and text on Lou that says "lindsey graham at 2 am"
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham isn't alive to see your posts celebrating his death but the other sycophantic homophobic war hawks you know will. Think about how this will affect them before you post and then post it anyway.
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Getting a lot of use out of this one lately.
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Raevynne Alters Cards 🔜 AWU @raevynne.com · 05/07/2026
I painted a deer themed Elemental Bond! It's for sale: ebay.io/m/dN8BWZ #mtg #mtgalter #mtgaltered #painting #deer
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 30/06/2026
They’re going to call you a socialist regardless. So be a socialist.
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You should go on strike @alvincarpenter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The NDP hasn't talked like this my entire voting life (or my entire life?)
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
FOREVER NIGHT 🌙 synthwave & vampirism go together well
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/06/2026
KARL: Rs are gonna make you the poster child for the D Party MAMDANI: Let them. We don't have to ask ourselves what life looks like if a socialist wins. I won last year & over the course of the last 6 months what we've delivered for working people are the very things we were told were impossible.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I want fewer magic sets, that take longer to produce, made by people who are paid more to make them, & I'm NOT joking.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
6/22 #scryfallrandom is the greatest "gotta catch a bus so the game is ending one way or another" cards ever designed
Descent into Avernus
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Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on this enchantment. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and this enchantment deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on this enchantment.

Illustrated by Bruce Brenneise
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy father's day to all dads and those allied to their banner. May your lawns be mowed in a satisfying pattern and the Shackleton documentary not leave anything out.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@JaneOst_

Al can never replace real writers, but it can replace JK Rowling.

@dunksdeux

(asking AI:)

come up with a name for a guy who is jewish but also chinese

A possible name for a person who is Jewish and Chinese could be "David Wongstein."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 16/06/2026
Card Kingdom ratified a 3-year renewal with their union partner UFCW 3000: blog.cardkingdom.com/celebrating-... One of many reasons I am proud to work with @cardkingdom.com. I hope companies in the Magic Community see the benefits of supporting their workers right to unionize, incloude WotC itself.
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Heather McPherson MP @heathermcpherson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Billionaires shouldn’t exist. Trillionaires should be in jail. Time to stop the parasitic elites enriching themselves at everyone else’s expense
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Cannot be seen. Cannot be smelled. Doesn't put alt text on its images.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I went to a very christian school. One kid begged his parents for skyrim, but they didn't like magic. So they finally got him the game but was strictly not allowed to use magic, including potions.

Bro had to heal with cheese and goats legs.

Religiously imposed challenge run
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Neil Lewis, Jr. @neillewisjr.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm just gonna leave this here.
Mayor Mamdani streamed the Knicks game on 130 LinkNYC kiosks across the city.
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Titan's haze layers - From Val Klavans (valklavans.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/fiqrz7
This is a true color composite of Titan's haze layers, taken by Cassini's camera system (Imaging Science Subsystem - ISS) during the Titan (T-93) Flyby.

These images were taken on July 26, 2013 and received on Earth July 27, 2013. The camera was pointing toward TITAN at approximately 67,953 miles (109,360 kilometers) away, and the image was taken using the CL1, CL2, RED, GRN and BL1 filters. 

Credit: NASA / JPL / SSI / composite by Val Klavans
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Personasama @persona.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now
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Alek, Rakish Instigator @sorinmarkov.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It has been 250 days since I have cried over Sorin Markov. Big announcement: Sorin Markov has finally gotten married in Tomodachi life
Sorin Markov Mii holding a bouquet of flowers.
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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 14/06/2026
We have no money. You know this. Why do you keep asking why we’re not doing things we used to do? It’s because we have no money. We. Have. No. Money. We have no money. There is no money left. It’s all gone. None of us have it. No money. Nope. Money gone. We don’t have it. No.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.
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MadMarvin @marvinm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.
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Lyght, DinoGirl @indominus-lux.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I really like this stupid joke
Lyghts discord profile with status "But I don't WANT to [Gain 3 Life]! I want to [Put a Saurian Counter on another Target Creature]!
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elliepnw.bsky.social @elliepnw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick
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Keithulhu @keithulhucards.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Find yourself someone who looks at you like this bat looks at Mr. Foxglove
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
ok, all in for Mexico now
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Andre Garcia @artofandregarcia.com · 12/06/2026
I decided to paint these guys! I’ve really missed working on these fun little projects. Thanks for everyone’s feedback! (Wallpaper size in the comments ⬇️)
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Andre Garcia @artofandregarcia.com · 10/06/2026
I shall call it, “Cwux of Fate 🥺”
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Artemis @artemisfd.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Protect the right to strike in Canada! 🍁 ✊🏻 let Carney and the Liberals know that you support repealing Section 107 of the Canadian Labour Code, which gives the government the right to remove our right to strike. social.cupe.ca/s/bAH3KKZ6
social.cupe.ca
TAKE ACTION NOW
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Ameryana Artwork @ameryana.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My newest alter, Vizzerdrix as Ms. Bumbleflower! I love the bunny murder memes and had to paint this :D She will be up for sale through an auction soon! #mtgalter #vizzerdrix #msbumbleflower #edh #mtgcommander
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350 Canada @350canada.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
BREAKING: As people in Canada struggle with gas prices & the cost of living, 60+ unions, civil society orgs, Indigenous & faith groups have signed an open letter to PM @mark-carney.bsky.social calling for an excess profits tax on oil & gas companies. Read it here: 350.org/ept/ #cdnpoli #taxbigoil
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Tax the Excess Profits of Oil and Gas Companies
Over 60 unions civil society organizations, backed by 66 % of Canadians, signed a joint letter calling on the Canadian Federal Government to deliver an Excess Profits Tax on the Oil and Gas Industry.
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
hey quick question, am I having a stroke
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Joey Schultz @josephmschultz.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This flavor text is my mantra for Pride this year 🌈 🥜
Flavor text: "we're here to eat nuts and kick butts!"
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hand painted "little footy hills" after Bob Ross.
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
At least it's an option!
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Foxnoctom @foxnoctom.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My first pal-world character! But which one is the copy?? (Paid work)
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