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@aro-and-tired.bsky.social
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aro, queer, they/them, 30,dutch, -nsfw, minors dni

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Mr Buttons 🏴‍☠️🤡 soft clowning era. I wrote a fic, once 🏴‍☠️ @mrbuttons284266.bsky.social · 19h
Ed Teach on the deck of the Revenge, wearing the rice sack onesie and with a collar and cat bell around his neck.
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 18h
bluesky is using AI, fourthwall is using AI, patreon is using AI, twitch is using AI, my tiny german internet host in the middle of nowhere is using AI - unfortunately everything tech related will be touched by this shit somehow. all you can do is disable it best you can and tell them it sucks
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts?
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
accidentally set a cup of coffee in the micro this morning for 1 hr instead of 1 minute and forgot all about it till rn and if you're wondering what that leads to , the answer is probably divorce unless I can buy a new microwave in the next 20 minutes
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 11/10/2026
This month’s sticker design for Patreon!
Medieval style rendering of Godzilla in front of a cloud of smoke and fire, with text written in red gothic letters that says “Go ahead and destroy the data centers, Godzilla. Make the people happy.”
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3469 is pressing some flowers
A large bunny carries a daisy blossom in it's mouth, placing it near several others that are lying in pages of a blank book. A smaller bunny sits on the pages as well, keeping the book open. They are in a garden or vegetable patch amongst greenery
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I need to bring how I see Edizzy on my mind Here a little thing I do #edizzy #ofmd
Digital draw with some words of how Is on my head the interaction of a ship between Ed and Izzy from our flag means death
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
huge if true
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/10/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Thud!
Would a minute have mattered? No, probably not, although his young son appeared to have a very accurate internal clock. Possibly even 2 minutes would be okay. Three minutes, even. You could go to five minutes, perhaps. But that was just it. If you could go for five minutes, then you'd go to ten, then half an hour, a couple of hours...and not see your son all evening. So that was that. Six o'clock, prompt. Every day. Read to young Sam. No excuses. He'd promised himself that. No excuses. No excuses at all. Once you had a good excuse, you opened the door to bad excuses.
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it’s monday
an old photoshopped book cover 

Using computers 
to Kill God

azazel darkhorn
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Four days later the snail got to Toad’s house and gave him the letter from Frog. Toad was very pleased to have it.
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Ash 🌟 🔞 @aro-and-tired.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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地獄へようこそ。お出口は左側です @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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robbie does art @robbiedoesart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the best Pokémon only come out at night... #Pokemon #Fanart
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's never "Magneto Goes to a Party" or "Magneto Has a Fun Day at the State Fair." Poor guy's been through enough; let him have some fun. "Magneto Goes to the Zoo and Gets to Pet a Capybara."
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🔞Hexlace @hexlace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No one owes anyone femininity nor masculinity nor androgyny. No one.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
capybara's lake
painting of some capybaras on a lake
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Ash 🌟 🔞 @aro-and-tired.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how edizzy returns to my mind every october should be studied
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What the fuck are you doing with your head between my legs? Stop! Unbuckle the fuckin— No, you're tightening it! No, shut up! Up, up here! That's my— no, that's my hips!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch
But the helmet has gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that work stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum
Lancre operated on the feudal system, which was to say, everyone feuded all the time and handed on the fight to their descendants. The chips on some shoulders had been passed down for generations. Some had antique value. A bloody good grudge, Lancre reckoned, was like a fine old wine. You looked after it carefully and left it to your children.
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isa 🔞 LBX 430 @babeyxiao.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
kinktober day 5: virginity loss/first time (satokyo)
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Crow @freaky-p.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kinktober Day 3: Hate Sex, Suspension Bondage, Mind Control The quality of these posts will only be going down from here dawgs
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Lee Cicuta @butchanarchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the many frustrating things about intimate violence becoming viral discourse is the number of people who will confidently declare the area of study I’ve dedicated the last 8 years of my life to just doesn’t exist. That no feminist has seriously attempted to answer these questions before.
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Lee Cicuta @butchanarchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s simply not true that “no one has a good answer on what to do with rapists.” In fact, there is a depth of feminist scholarship on exactly this subject. It’s just that people won’t engage with it seriously since none of it says “nah you gotta be nice to the rapist cause that’s your buddy.”
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yesterday I told this cat he was a good boy for "hunting" a sock and bringing it to me in the bedroom and this morning every one of my socks is missing
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The good men, the friends and lovers even, say to me later "well why didn't you just tell that creep off" as though I wouldn't be accused of starting shit, as though they'd stand up for me and not interrogate me to make the creep comfortable instead. Experience tells me most men will do the latter.
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30+ year SimAntless nightmare @snugcrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they made interactive buddy for alaskan king crabs plasmanode.itch.io/wump-thump
wumpus from discord in a void next to some blocks. at the bottom is a shitload of buttons labeled stuff like "gun" "pin" "brazen bull". its bleak. anyway the alaskan king crab joke in the first post was about the silence brand meme
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's cocktober buy dildo
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay “They were men who felt that The Time Had Come. Regimes can survive barbarian hordes, crazed terrorists and hooded secret societies, but they're in real trouble when prosperous and anonymous men sit around a big table and think thoughts like that.”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
“You winked at me! I thought you had a plan!”
INDEED. OH, YES. I PLANNED TO SEE WHAT YOU WOULD DO.
“Just that?”
YOU ARE VERY RESOURCEFUL. AND OF COURSE YOU HAVE HAD AN EDUCATION.
“What?”
I DID ADD THE SPARKLY STARS AND THE NOISE, THOUGH. I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE APPROPRIATE.
“And if I hadn’t done anything?”
I DARESAY I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. AT THE LAST MINUTE.
“That was the last minute!”
THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR ANOTHER LAST MINUTE.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from The Color of Magic
It was the King Color, of which all the lesser colors are merely partial and wishy-washy reflections. It was octarine, the color of magic. It was alive and glowing and vibrant and it was the undisputed pigment of the imagination, because wherever it appeared it was a sign that mere matter was a servant of the powers of the magical mind. It was enchantment itself.
But Rincewind always thought it looked a sort of greenish purple.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Eric
“But I read where she was the most beautiful—”
“Ah, well,” said the sergeant. “If you’re going to go around reading—”
“The thing is,” said Rincewind quickly, “it’s what they call dramatic necessity. No one’s going to be interested in a war fought over a, a quite pleasant lady, moderately attractive in a good light. Are they?”
Eric was nearly in tears.
“But it said her face launched a thousand ships—”
“That’s what you call metaphor,” said Rincewind.
“Lying,” the sergeant explained kindly.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men
Witches are naturally nosy,” said Miss Tick, standing up. “Well, I must go. I hope we shall meet again. I will give you some free advice, though.”
“Will it cost me anything?”
“What? I just said it was free!” said Miss Tick.
“Yes, but my father said that free advice often turns out to be expensive,” said Tiffany.
Miss Tick sniffed. “You could say this advice is priceless,” she said, “Are you listening?”
“Yes,” said Tiffany.
“Good. Now...if you trust in yourself...”
“Yes?”
“...and believe in your dreams...”
“Yes?”
“...and follow your star...” Miss Tick went on.
“Yes?”
“...you’ll still be beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy. Goodbye.
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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay folks. #FatBearWeek Round 2 is underway, and I am shocked to see that Bucky is beating Walker. This fatty losing?? Are you kidding me? The facts are: Walker is fatter than Bucky by a mile. I have over 5k followers on here. Can you vote for Walker and spread the word? fatbearweek.org
A very broad and fat brown bear standing in a plunge pool beneath Brooks Falls.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
aaaand they're done. do we think stede and ed should keep him? 😈 #ofmdnsfw #steddyhands (that concludes this scenario for now, thanks for following along~)
Izzy lays naked on the floor, sprawled out and out of it. There are several wet splatters around his crotch, and a faint flush still on his face. There are sex toys and tools scattered around him on the floor, as well as his badge. Speech bubbles from Stede and Ed are at the bottom of the image.
Stede: Hmm, the job is done now. What should we do with him?
Ed: I dunno...maybe we should keep him? >:).
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
last night we had ed sheeran apologizing for saying what’s happening in palestine is bad and at the same time david byrne putting up a huge graphic that says MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN and showing footage of ICE brutality to a sold out crowd. you can actually be famous and successful AND give a shit.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Emi Unstable @youryanderegf.yuri.living · 19/09/2026
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 19/09/2026
Your dad, the most singularly unique individual you’ve ever met, reportedly has no idea where you got your autism from.
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Eccentric dad has “no idea” where you got your autism from
Your dad, the most singularly unique individual you’ve ever met, reportedly has no idea where you got your autism from. Perhaps best known for helping to bring you into the world, your father owns…
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
it’s more impactful depending on the edition (it doesn’t work quite as well in ebook format, where it doesn’t take up literally the entire page like it does in some print versions), but I love Azrael’s response
Then Azrael said:

(in huge font): YES
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION. AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY. LORD, WILL YOU GRANT ME JUST A LITTLE TIME? FOR THE PROPER BALANCE OF THINGS. TO RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN. FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS AND THE FLIGHT OF BIRDS.

Death took a step backwards.

It was impossible to read expression in Azrael's features.

Death glanced sideways at the servants.

LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
Someone has to do it. It's all very well calling for eye of newt, but do you mean Common, Spotted or Great Crested? Which eye, anyway? Will tapioca do just as well? If we substitute egg white will the spell a) work b) fail or c) melt the bottom out of the cauldron? Goodie Whemper's curiosity about such things was huge and insatiable*.

* Nearly insatiable. It was probably satiated in her last flight to test whether a broomstick could survive having its bristles pulled out one by one in mid-air. According to the small black raven she had trained as a flight recorder, the answer was almost certainly no.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Sourcery
Discworld meme. On the left is Death, a skeleton with glowing blue eye sockets wearing a black robe. Death is petting a small kitten. 

On the right is the text of the quote. 

“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?’

Death thought about it. 

CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Wintersmith
It was lonely on the hill, and cold. And all you could do was keep going. You could scream, cry, and stamp your feet, but apart from making you feel warmer, it wouldn’t do any good. You could say it was unfair, and that was true, but the universe didn’t care because it didn’t know what “fair” meant. That was the big problem about being a witch. It was up to you. It was always up to you.
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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