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Ardinno

@ardinno.bsky.social
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Still too similar to Twitter here for my liking. I tried. Colliers Wood, London #CGR

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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Don’t make me tap the sign…
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy’s My Booky Wook
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
If you see this, quote this post with 10 games to get to know you by Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Assassins Creed - Odyssey Mortal Kombat II Goldeneye 007 Fallout New Vegas Skyrim Worms Armageddon Vampire Survivors Mass Effect Trilogy Guitar Hero 3
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The Cribs @thecribs.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
After 5 years - THE RETURN OF THE CRIBS. TONIGHT. BBC 6 Music. Steve Lamacq.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
‘On Friday, the force said detectives had sought advice from the Crown Prosecution Service and chosen not to take any further action on the grounds that there was "insufficient evidence to provide a realistic prospect of conviction for any offence".’ In other words, “they didn’t break any laws”.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Candymandaland
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Imagine you and another man just having to go 'the jelly was nice' or 'the asparagus needed two more minutes' and both of you fucking it up this hard
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Daniel Pietersen @pietersender.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.
A BBC news headline which says “Penguin says it did “all necessary due diligence” with The Salt Path
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I honestly think that if Jason Donovan rereleased his 1989 song "too many broken hearts in the world" but the replaced the words 'broken hearts' with 'fucking cunts' he's got a worldwide hit on his hands.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
"You look like you would enjoy Dubai" is the most savage insult I've ever heard
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Never have I been so glad to have been made a fool of.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Make a band healthcare X-Ray Parker Jr
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It's now time to stop that nonsense of pouring 2/3 of a pint of Guinness and letting it 'settle'. It makes zero difference to the taste and just makes it take longer for everyone to get served. Load of marketing bollocks.
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MidwestHedonist @midwesthedonist.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Sending voicenotes instead of text messages is basically a big fuck you. Your time and convenience is not worth the extra seconds it would take to dictate this to voice recognition and give it a cursory check.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Helen 🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻💕 @mimmymum.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
…And all while wearing a dress!
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
AUTHORITIES SAY THE PHONY
 POPE CAN BE RECOGNIZED BY
 HIS HIGH-TOP SNEAKERS
And enthusiastic support 
for free markets
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz345bs
Magazine letter: Surely a robot can figure out how to tick a box on a website saying 'I am not a robot'. I've seen Terminator 2, and that one could fly a fucking helicopter. Gustav Fox, Winnersh
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
First Piers Morgan speaks out against the Trump administration, now Bezos. The baddies are in disarray.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
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maxine, the witch queen 🔪🎃 @maxinee.me · 25/04/2025
⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
#OverheardInWaitrose
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 26/03/2025
The train was later humanely destroyed
Picture of a Merseyrail Class 777 train with headline "Man has earlobe bitten off in train attack"
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Seeadler @seeadler.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
A Polish friend of mine learned the only 2 facts about swans any Brit knows, then confused them and, gloriously, *forgot they were about swans*, so one day she told me: "Did you know that the Queen is the only person in England allowed to break your arm?"
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I think we Europeans need a new nationality to be the butt of the “boring” jokes. Sorry Belgium. #WWERAW
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The true heel move would be to stay beyond 2025 and not turn. We need more than 9 months of this! #WWERAW
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
2 minutes in, and this Belgian crowd for #WWERAW are already brilliant.
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🦋❄️🍁Baron🍁❄️🦋 @baron333.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
My favorite picture 📸 of the day 🏆
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Saying "I get hangry" does not give you carte blanche to act like a complete cunt if you haven't eaten in a while. It's your problem, you deal with it.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
AUTOGLASS REPAIR, AUTOGLASS REPLACE!
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If you've bought a copy of a book in print form, for an extra quid you should be able to request the e-book as well. Sometimes you just don't want to take the heavy physical book with you, but want to keep reading.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The analogy stretches to the fact that he is trying to take over as many Government departments and hubs of data as he can, because in his mind, they are “power ups” to “buff” his character.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I see that Sarah Brightman’s follow-up to I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper has got a fairly bleak, Rogue Traders vibe to it.
A news article with the headline “I entrusted my pension to German builders”.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Online petitions are just the modern day version of prayers. Takes no real effort, achieves nothing, but people feel they have done something good to effect change.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Predictable? Perhaps, but correct nonetheless open.spotify.com/track/0hKRSZ...
open.spotify.com
A Day In The Life - Remastered 2009
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casey briggs @caseybriggs.com · 18/01/2025
who called it final fantasy xvi and not fantasyfinal_final_final2_finalfinalfinal_V5_v6_ffsthisisthefinalone_master_finalapproval_revised__rerevised_finalnomorechanges_FINAL_iquitifthisisnttheFINAL_finalsendtoprinters_v16.pdf
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Make your bloody mind up!
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Anyone on here prefer the deluxe edition of an album to the original? No, thought not.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I 'd welcome a single world government with open arms. Nationalism and factionalism can go fuck themselves into oblivion. One planet, one human race, one government, working for the people and for the environment. Imagine what we could do if we all pulled in the same direction.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
These notifications are the book equivalent of the National Lottery “good news about your ticket” emails where you open it, only to find out you’ve won a free Lucky Dip
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I want to get this made up in the style of a “Live, Laugh, Love” placard.
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Tooting Newsie @tootingnewsie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
#MISSING | Have you seen Julio, 41, last seen at St George's Hospital in #Tooting? Police are concerned for his welfare as he's in need of urgent medical attention due to a head injury. If seen or if you have any info on his whereabouts, please call 101 & quote ref 01/1131118/24.
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