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Ardinno

@ardinno.bsky.social
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Still too similar to Twitter here for my liking. I tried. Colliers Wood, London #CGR

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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Don’t make me tap the sign…
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Keir Starmer’s favourite Beatles album is “The Best of The Beatles”.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
She’s only human - Becky is the GOAT. It’s not just me saying it either - Sports Illustrated is saying it too.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
There’s still some sport(s entertainment) on tonight that might redeem the day for you!
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Time to buy shares in misplaced apostrophes.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy’s My Booky Wook
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I hated his character in Game of Thrones. All he ever did was talk about himself.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
That noise that Rolf used to make that sounded like an obscene phone call…we should’ve known right then that he was a wrong’un.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
“Cinema’s”, “movies”, ”math”… This one is just bait for the miserable complainers, isn’t it?
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Monzo too.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
If you see this, quote this post with 10 games to get to know you by Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Assassins Creed - Odyssey Mortal Kombat II Goldeneye 007 Fallout New Vegas Skyrim Worms Armageddon Vampire Survivors Mass Effect Trilogy Guitar Hero 3
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Gig in release week maybe?
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The Cribs @thecribs.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
After 5 years - THE RETURN OF THE CRIBS. TONIGHT. BBC 6 Music. Steve Lamacq.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Me too. I reckon it’s my favourite Crowded House b-side as it goes.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Alexa vs Roxanne next week will be a good one I think!
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Now, go home and get your fucking shinebox!
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
‘On Friday, the force said detectives had sought advice from the Crown Prosecution Service and chosen not to take any further action on the grounds that there was "insufficient evidence to provide a realistic prospect of conviction for any offence".’ In other words, “they didn’t break any laws”.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Candymandaland
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Don’t listen to it - give it 28 eggs.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Imagine you and another man just having to go 'the jelly was nice' or 'the asparagus needed two more minutes' and both of you fucking it up this hard
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Glad to see you back!
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Daniel Pietersen @pietersender.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.
A BBC news headline which says “Penguin says it did “all necessary due diligence” with The Salt Path
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Excellent work. Next time, a name change to “Rothermere touches kids” might work? You could pair it with a picture of him hugging his kids in a wholesome way so that there’s no misunderstanding from the lawyers (some people will just jump to conclusions otherwise).
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
*receptacle only accepts extremely weak lemon drink
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I honestly think that if Jason Donovan rereleased his 1989 song "too many broken hearts in the world" but the replaced the words 'broken hearts' with 'fucking cunts' he's got a worldwide hit on his hands.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The one silver lining in this scenario is that it forces me to stay away from social media until I’m caught up, which can’t be a bad thing.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This law should also apply to any episodic TV programme.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
"You look like you would enjoy Dubai" is the most savage insult I've ever heard
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Or at least one couple that aren’t both as thick as pigshit.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Congratulations!!
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
It was - they worked us good and proper!
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Never have I been so glad to have been made a fool of.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Make a band healthcare X-Ray Parker Jr
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It's now time to stop that nonsense of pouring 2/3 of a pint of Guinness and letting it 'settle'. It makes zero difference to the taste and just makes it take longer for everyone to get served. Load of marketing bollocks.
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MidwestHedonist @midwesthedonist.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
He was literally on yesterday. Takes the absolute piss.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Sending voicenotes instead of text messages is basically a big fuck you. Your time and convenience is not worth the extra seconds it would take to dictate this to voice recognition and give it a cursory check.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
They first heard the song in the year 3000. They wrote down the lyrics and chords, and then recorded it when they returned to the present. They are now stuck in an infinite loop where they have to remember to do this, or it won’t happen.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Someone hasn’t heard Ian Brown’s rap on this version of Let Robeson Sing by the Manic Street Preachers. youtu.be/THGBfJst6as?...
youtu.be
Manic Street Preachers - Let Robeson Sing (Ian Brown Remix - Official Audio)
YouTube video by ManicStPreachersVEVO
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I think this might be the funniest <whatever tweets are called on here> I’ve ever read!
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Here’s hoping. They do have a lot of young talent in the women’s roster at the moment, so was worried she’d get crowded out.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Match of the event for me, although the 4 way came very close too. It’s good that they’ve recently been giving her more time on the mic, she’s really good at it.
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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Helen 🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻💕 @mimmymum.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
…And all while wearing a dress!
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Ardinno @ardinno.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Happy birthday! Got your CGR mix from the other day in the queue for today’s listening.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
AUTHORITIES SAY THE PHONY
 POPE CAN BE RECOGNIZED BY
 HIS HIGH-TOP SNEAKERS
And enthusiastic support 
for free markets
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz345bs
Magazine letter: Surely a robot can figure out how to tick a box on a website saying 'I am not a robot'. I've seen Terminator 2, and that one could fly a fucking helicopter. Gustav Fox, Winnersh
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