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@ardenivy.bsky.social
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𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘵/𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 @𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒶𝓍𝓊✨ 💍 🐰

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+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
wow i deadass haven't been on here in like over a year
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plot twist: the "drones" are just luigis mansion plotting his next move
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look at this shitty ass polymer clay donut i made LMAO
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+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
*friend stares at the massive red anthill in the seat* sorry man just push that aside. put the queen in the back. don't touch my queen. god help anybody who tries to hurt my queen.
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is 2hollis opium bird ???
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+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i just need @glotheofficial.bsky.social to tell me i'm a bad bitch and i think i could be ok
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+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i got hired today type beat gold stars in that chat ⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️
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+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i love nirvana
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"I'M ON A PLANE. WITH COCAINE!!!" def something someone on a plane with cocaine would say 10/10 for realism
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+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
@clownbaby.bsky.social pls help criss angel (ur 2nd cousin) keeps digging through my recycling and licking the old yogurt containers
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+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
me listening to 2hollis damn this twink COOKIN 🔥
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Shooting glances towards Flubber sitting in the cuck chair as I fuck a can of play-doh
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+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
starter packs are dumb i followed everyone and almost nobody followed back in mutual support. i asked one person and they were like sorry i only follow people i'm close to uwu ok so you just wanna reap the benefits instead of community? i unfollowed like 300 ppl cuz naw lmao
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@clownbaby.bsky.social and i ate criss angel for thanksgiving sorry
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+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
i think it's unfair that thanksgiving doesn't always fall on the same day each year because the years that it doesn't land on the 23rd it's like i have to deal w my moms death anniversary and then deal with thanksgiving irself (she died on thanksgiving day 2017 (cont.)
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oc
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Brad @blasphelle.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
More of Cocaine. Yeah he bleaches his pits and carpet. Yes it hurts #OC #art #OCsky
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+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
gonna keep doing #promosky until i build a good amount of mutuals! i promise i'm nice!! 31• any pronouns• shit posting• crochet• art• making/enjoying music•nature• will mutually interact w you! follow me, i always follow back. so let's be friends? 🥺 #signalboost
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+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
next time someone pisses me of they're getting the most terrible and traumatic mindfreak that i can conjure out of my pineal gland
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
*refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* [gets one like] FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES HAHAHAHAHA YES!!! YESSSS
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Martha Lauren @nqrw.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Chappel Roan sounds like a station your two-coach diesel train between two English market towns stops at
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Windows 98
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+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
kids hearing 2hollis for the first time has gotta be like when we heard scary monsters and nice sprites for the first time. our frontal lobes turned into tv static when we heard that shit.
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a normal person (amfam roof innocent, free her) @oilcantim.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
BLUES SINGER (singing): how how how how ME: man i dunno you tell me how you're the one singing the song. fuckin..... not my problem
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chris daughtry my beloved is written on a heart
ALT: chris daughtry my beloved is written on a heart
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10 year olds have no fucking IDEA what a floppy disk is 💾
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getting sent home is called "getting daughtried"
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i'm just yankin ur ballskin bro
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Pix @pixiesherry.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
We have Flavor Flav verifying celebs on Bluesky I’m never leaving this place
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a man is walking down a hallway with a suitcase and a dog and says i 'm home .
Alt: a man is falling down in the entry of a hallway with a suitcase and says i 'm home .
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𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊〆→ꮪ𝒖𝙗ԩáꫛ𝚒🔥 @maliksubhani.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬
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@flavorflav.bsky.social you can stop covering for criss we know he isnt the real mindfreak
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metaxu @metaxumusic.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
oh nawwh not again 😭😭
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
doing cool criss angel stuff directly infront of a tim hortons entrance until someone stabs me
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
criss angel mindfreak cybertruck vinyl wrap
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Icarus (129/$350) @kinglycrochet.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
Criss Angel owes me $17k
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 07/06/2024
Criss Angel: Pissfreak
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/09/2024
one of the most delightful things I’ve learned having a lot of friends who are hollywood-adjacent is that Criss Angel is just Like That all the time. In the hallway, at the urinal, in business meetings. he’s straight mind freaking it 24/7
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n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
"are you in a headspace where you can receive information that might freak your mind" -criss angel if he was woke
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autumn 🏳️‍⚧️ @saturdayafternoondreamcasters.com · 02/11/2024
if i was criss angel i simply wouldnt try to get out of the cage
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Raytheon Technologies @raytheoncompany.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Ruth’s Criss Angel Steakhouse
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CRISS!!!!
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harpy @harpy.party · 21/11/2024
criss angel could have been a bounty hunter but dog the bounty hunter never could've been a mindfreak
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 28/11/2024
If criss angel had been born 10 years later he'd have been a minefreak
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Bobo Chimpan @bobochimpan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
@dimension20.bsky.social made it my problem, now I'm gonna make it yours
Biblically Accurate Criss Angel Mindfreak (six wings, three heads, one wallet chain)
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