+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026wow i deadass haven't been on here in like over a year 010
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024plot twist: the "drones" are just luigis mansion plotting his next move 020
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024look at this shitty ass polymer clay donut i made LMAO 070
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024*friend stares at the massive red anthill in the seat* sorry man just push that aside. put the queen in the back. don't touch my queen. god help anybody who tries to hurt my queen. 030
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024i just need @glotheofficial.bsky.social to tell me i'm a bad bitch and i think i could be ok 010
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024i got hired today type beat gold stars in that chat ⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️ 130
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024"I'M ON A PLANE. WITH COCAINE!!!" def something someone on a plane with cocaine would say 10/10 for realism 140
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024@clownbaby.bsky.social pls help criss angel (ur 2nd cousin) keeps digging through my recycling and licking the old yogurt containers 000
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024me listening to 2hollis damn this twink COOKIN 🔥 021
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 27/01/2024Shooting glances towards Flubber sitting in the cuck chair as I fuck a can of play-doh 0265
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024starter packs are dumb i followed everyone and almost nobody followed back in mutual support. i asked one person and they were like sorry i only follow people i'm close to uwu ok so you just wanna reap the benefits instead of community? i unfollowed like 300 ppl cuz naw lmao 240
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024@clownbaby.bsky.social and i ate criss angel for thanksgiving sorry 030
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024i think it's unfair that thanksgiving doesn't always fall on the same day each year because the years that it doesn't land on the 23rd it's like i have to deal w my moms death anniversary and then deal with thanksgiving irself (she died on thanksgiving day 2017 (cont.) 100
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚Brad @blasphelle.bsky.social · 26/10/2024More of Cocaine. Yeah he bleaches his pits and carpet. Yes it hurts #OC #art #OCsky 2264
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024gonna keep doing #promosky until i build a good amount of mutuals! i promise i'm nice!! 31• any pronouns• shit posting• crochet• art• making/enjoying music•nature• will mutually interact w you! follow me, i always follow back. so let's be friends? 🥺 #signalboost 071
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024next time someone pisses me of they're getting the most terrible and traumatic mindfreak that i can conjure out of my pineal gland 000
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 28/11/2024*refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* [gets one like] FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES HAHAHAHAHA YES!!! YESSSS 714617
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚Martha Lauren @nqrw.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Chappel Roan sounds like a station your two-coach diesel train between two English market towns stops at 1428923
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Windows 98 844882
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024kids hearing 2hollis for the first time has gotta be like when we heard scary monsters and nice sprites for the first time. our frontal lobes turned into tv static when we heard that shit. 210
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚a normal person (amfam roof innocent, free her) @oilcantim.bsky.social · 28/11/2024BLUES SINGER (singing): how how how how ME: man i dunno you tell me how you're the one singing the song. fuckin..... not my problem 0102
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024media.tenor.comchris daughtry my beloved is written on a heartALT: chris daughtry my beloved is written on a heart 111
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/202410 year olds have no fucking IDEA what a floppy disk is 💾 020
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024getting sent home is called "getting daughtried" 110
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚Pix @pixiesherry.bsky.social · 27/11/2024We have Flavor Flav verifying celebs on Bluesky I’m never leaving this placemedia.tenor.coma man is walking down a hallway with a suitcase and a dog and says i 'm home .Alt: a man is falling down in the entry of a hallway with a suitcase and says i 'm home . 061
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊〆→ꮪ𝒖𝙗ԩáꫛ𝚒🔥 @maliksubhani.bsky.social · 25/11/2024𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬 7336
+ 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ @ardenivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024@flavorflav.bsky.social you can stop covering for criss we know he isnt the real mindfreak 120
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚metaxu @metaxumusic.bsky.social · 28/11/2024oh nawwh not again 😭😭 011
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 08/03/2024doing cool criss angel stuff directly infront of a tim hortons entrance until someone stabs me 031
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 05/04/2024criss angel mindfreak cybertruck vinyl wrap 141
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚Icarus (129/$350) @kinglycrochet.bsky.social · 09/05/2024Criss Angel owes me $17k 011
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 07/06/2024Criss Angel: Pissfreak 062
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚ceej @ceej.online · 08/09/2024one of the most delightful things I’ve learned having a lot of friends who are hollywood-adjacent is that Criss Angel is just Like That all the time. In the hallway, at the urinal, in business meetings. he’s straight mind freaking it 24/7 1595
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚n0tboy @n0tboy.bsky.social · 25/10/2024"are you in a headspace where you can receive information that might freak your mind" -criss angel if he was woke 022
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚autumn 🏳️⚧️ @saturdayafternoondreamcasters.com · 02/11/2024if i was criss angel i simply wouldnt try to get out of the cage 021
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚Raytheon Technologies @raytheoncompany.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Ruth’s Criss Angel Steakhouse 031
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚harpy @harpy.party · 21/11/2024criss angel could have been a bounty hunter but dog the bounty hunter never could've been a mindfreak 03910
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 28/11/2024If criss angel had been born 10 years later he'd have been a minefreak 161
Reposted by + 。 : .゚ 𝘈𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .: 。+ ゚Bobo Chimpan @bobochimpan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024@dimension20.bsky.social made it my problem, now I'm gonna make it yours 041