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Arch Stanton

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When Marrakech is overrun by mutant lizard-people, don’t come crying to me

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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 9h
You never need to take Nick Saban seriously again
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Y'all be safe, be smooth, and have a great night" Kamario Taylor
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was a sick catch and throw, even if it didn’t count
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
White TE for Penn St drops game winning TD, I’m shorting the entire Matt Campbell experience at State College
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tell Michigan I want them to know it was me
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ACC football
It makes no damn sense. Compels me though
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do not fear, for I am with you
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finallysock.bsky.social @finallysock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
here it is - J! bowl game category, brought to you by Bad Boy Mowers
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ole Miss playing Neck, this is the most beautiful sport
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
all eyes turn to the Pop Tarts Bowl
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ohio State over the last 20 minutes
Vivek Ramaswamy’s terrible baseball swing
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 13/09/2026
I don't really know how to say this, but I take your college football team less seriously if you had a game in a weather delay. If there was lightning in your area, that reflects poorly on your program
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
you know, there is precedent for completely deactivating this franchise and restarting it in a couple years with completely new guys
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Proust on AI, 1918. “He imagines a sort of composite of all the good books that he has read, whereas a good book is something special, something unforeseeable…”
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
No one will want to hear this, but I was at the 16-1 Patriots Super Bowl. I had never been more staggered, and then I had a red eye full of Giants fans and I’ve never wanted to crash so bad
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
kicking back some beers with the boys, trying to think of an obscure name to rattle off: hey do you guys remember god
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A while ago @hollyanderson.bsky.social / @channel6.bsky.social recommended a blanket her dogs had taken a liking to, and having some Amazon credits and a dog, I too bought the blanket, and can report it was a smash hit
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
it is kind of fascinating that while things like Notre Dame-USC get chewed up in the machinery, this game remains resolute
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Matt Campbell with a real dark tanRobert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Pearly Drinks
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ETX Gov @etxgov.myatproto.social · 15/07/2026
It can still come home if the British Museum has the courage!
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 11/07/2026
Death (Trump) knocking on doors meme with blood out of the open doors for “Knicks in 4” and “USMNT”. He’s knocking on the door that says England
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
by now you shoulda somehow tried to score goal number two
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Let this be a lesson to us all, parking the bus is the last refuge of scoundrels
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
God is real and he hates England
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 03/07/2026
I think he’s just my favorite player now?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/07/2026
Cristiano Ronaldo: what if a mall in Dubai was a person
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If I can get this hype and crushed for **Mexico** I’m going to have a heart attack tomorrow
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
Dennis Miller
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oasis blaring over the loud speakers as the broadcast ends is the ultimate final insult
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 06/07/2026
Tonight, we find out if England can do it on a rainy night at Stoke
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You can tell already this is a game the English are going to bitch about for the rest of time
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“Biggest scandal in World Cup history” dude has apparently never watched the World Cup before
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 03/07/2026
THANK YOU YES
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
🤔
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Virgil’s boys after he finally wrapped up Aeneid after working on it for ten years:
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Stonkers @stonkers.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
that’s my captain. tall as a tree and twice as calm, he’s virgil van dijk
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
jugo bonito
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
confident dumbasses LOVE Cristiano Ronaldo
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@brianphillips.lol I’ve been relistening to 22 Goals (terrific even the second time!), and in one episode you mentioned a Virginia Woolf quote about reading for paragraphs instead of sentences, and I have been unable to locate the quote anywhere. Do you happen to recall where you pulled this??
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 22/06/2026
Sharing some news from my close personal friend
Carly Rae Jepsen announces new album via text to me
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Arch Stanton @archstanton25.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It will go unnoticed giving the wild goal immediately before it, but that Uzbek guy just hit the crossbar from about 30 yards that rattled the frame
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