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Archer's little brother

@archera.bsky.social
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I always introduce myself to people by letting them know I'm weird, funny and I love swearing. After a few minutes, they realise why I introduced myself that way.

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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just share which jokes you're proud of most from season 1. One bit that made me lose it in the finale was Sarah's fifteen second raspberry (i timed it)
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My move is to not take anything to an interview and keep clearing my throat and looking for a drink. When they offer, I ask for water and then tip it over my head and thank them. Shows good manners
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This looks like the picture of me and my daughter on the little train at Butlins
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This looks like humour. Let me break it down for everyone 1/50
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How your email finds me
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@thedailytism.com are ghost stories that basically make it like Halloween every day. Well done on a terrifyingly accurate first article!
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Homework is just playing 'We didn't start the fire' on repeat
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is one of the actual reasons IAS has landed so well with so many people. Many good things are created by talented people but great things are created by talented people who love what they're making. I know what I was trying to say there, but I'm not sure if it makes sense to read.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unless the bi man is called Monty, then it's only 50%
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Oak is stored in the balls!
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I listened to your episode of AWO on Friday so I get this reference! Doesn't matter how smart they are if they're a dick.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I learnt to drive at 28 out of necessity and I remember controlling the car for the first time and it feeling so unusual. I found it easier to think about it as just something new to learn and remember every car you see on the road is operated by someone who was in that same position once
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alex Kidd in miracle world (Sega Master System) was the first game I had where I realised a controller in my hands felt natural and started my lifelong gaming journey
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But they're more concerned about Macklemore being cancelled, right? That's woke, isn't it? Or, is that not... Gosh, I wish I could figure out what this means.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Channel 5, you've done it again!
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*laughs nervously* It's a good job I'm not a woman, or this would sound so familiar.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Create a corridor with pictures in a line on the floor. Dip her toe beans in paint and put a treat at the other end. Number the pictures and film it for authenticity and you've got limited edition set of 'Butthole prints' prints. If she stops and sits, you have Butthole butthole prints prints.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A man stands outside a big building, smiling proudly at his realised dream of having his company name in big letters. He hears a mumble from behind "Shur... gar- like the horse?" He sobs quietly.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I always feel compelled to write it as Büms, like I'd feel I didn't take his name seriously if I didn't. Because you gave him such a serious name. Honourable mention to Spotify's auto captioning always writing "pigs" instead of Pix. Herr Lockwood would laugh at that
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Büms getting the 'genius ditz' because of the milk shoes is fantastic
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm definitely 20% Pix, 20% Sophie, 20% Wilder and 80% Bums. I did the maths using my Bums brain so I know it all checks out.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@thedailytism.com I can't seem to find any It's a Superpower?? episodes after the first 8. Please, just one more. Honestly, IAS is the gem of 2026. I suppose my hyper fixation is answering more questions I didn't previously give much thought to. I can stop any time I want.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dived back into my Sci-fi comfort game No Man's Sky last night. Tempted to ask for a refund because there's just too much content now @sararoseg.bsky.social must work with Hello games or something
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Remember a year or two before the pandemic when Kanye West crashed the stage when Taylor Swift was getting her award at the VMAs? Yeah? WELL ACTUALLY NO YOU DON’T COZ THAT SHIT HAPPENED 17 YEARS AGO AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I could confidently beat any person* on this team. *any person not touching the floor. Maybe "confident" is a strong word, though.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@thedailytism.com good luck on the finale, I have already listened in advance and I'm heartbroken it's done for now. Fantastic ending for the first season although it was insane you killed off all the main characters in the last minute.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shit, I had a feeling.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
But how was the lustre?
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Unironically, I'd love this. I back you! We need real people being people in media. Tell people they're being beautiful humans, tell people they're being cunts. Tell the 'both sides' people being a cunt doesn't make your argument valid, it just makes you a cunt.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the guys at work wanted to do a poetry competition and the MD gave him a little money for a prize. Everyone immediately started shitting on the idea. Anyway, I'm debating whether to do a chilled thing or deep/serious but I can absolutely not do poetry.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"He is the chosen one!"
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The one that got me the most was actually Wilder, I think it's the one I really identified with. But then I just spent the rest of the episode composing myself and being destroyed all over again. I felt like Horb in episode 5 and you were Büms seeing if I emotionally bounce. Spoiler, I don't.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*Laughs in pirate*
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Order now and get a free ear worm you thought you'd shaken off! "We are the 5%..."
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Identical situation! We can walk to the group chanting "one of us" together.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wish I could join but I have three young children who will be at peak insanity at 6pm on Sunday but please save it and upload so I can pretend I was there the whole time. They have a habit of ruining wine and cheese day.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Budes thries tlanes" Call a torculance
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I had two calls just today from random mobile numbers while I was at work. Statistically, if my phone rings its my wife or the gp/hospital because they want my blood. I didn't answer because I'm 38... text me instead.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They're thinking of 'Griebo'? But I'm not sure of that was a thing everywhere.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today, I feel this in my soul. In a month, I'll have no memory of why this made me laugh so much. Oh, fleeting Right Move horrors
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*picking up kiwi fruit
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"We are but typical gentlemen!"
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I joked after episode 1 that I'm not autistic but love the show. I've related strongly enough with so much of it that I think it may be worth having an appointment to find out. I can't believe you gave me the autism! Unrelated, another colleague today assumed I have ADHD so it might be flavoured
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When asked, the man said it was missing two letters "I can't believe it's not 'Butter'!"
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's Little Dallas Paaaaaaage!
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Automatic pass if you act like a twitch streamer and call the person "chat" the whole way through.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Something about a horse calling me a prick as I die made me realise that's how I'd prefer to go out. I did manage to get the happy ending though!.. wait, not like that
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
First time I've seen this used that's made me laugh out loud
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Would it make more sense to consider the first 8 days can independently be the 'first day'? This made sense in my head, but then I had to reread the word "independently" because it looked wrong when I typed it so don't put much weight behind my thought
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's so nice for all you background characters to give me, The One, something to read on my break.
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