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@aranfalk.bsky.social
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animation liker. terminal dipshit. pronouns in bio. (any) free palestine.

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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and so for the 5th or 6 time we enter the fugue state known as Wife Under Knife
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NW
Title card for Kagemusha The Shadow Warrior, 1980, Kurosawa
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fuck that kid.
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
nw
Title card for the 1985 Terry Gilliam movie Brazil
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
idk, the 'agentic llms will "intentionally" destroy us' thing makes pretty perfect sense to me. it does not need to actually be conscious to do this. it just needs to be given autonomous, unsupervised access to weapons or infrastructure controls by some moron high off of sam altman's farts
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
hot damn best Outlier score yet
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
encroyable
Ivan the silver Siberian Forest Cat squeezed into a shoe cubby
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
mountain biking is so fucking fun dawg
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
7 unique finds! On a tear today I found a Rarity-62 word worth 87 pts in OUTLIER. SHARPSHOOTER · 803 points · 10 rare words. Only 37 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 7 finds no one else found today. playoutlier.com/s/DQM4D3
playoutlier.com
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
lets goo I found a Rarity-83 word worth 95 pts in OUTLIER. SHARPSHOOTER · 813 points · 10 rare words. 5 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/97LFZ7
playoutlier.com
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
greg loves pets so much he will jump and bonk your hand with his head. we call this 'breaching' because he looks like a lil orca
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i can't believe this
Ivan the silver tabby Siberian Forest Cat relaxing on the couch with the biggest blep I've ever seen
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
greens
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
presenting my dumb sons
Ivan the Siberian kitten sprawled out on his back dramatically. He has silver striped fur, black foot tufting and a whole belly.Gregor the Siberian kitten sitting awkwardly against a closet door. He is brown and black and has a thousand-yard stare like he just worked a particularly brutal double shift (He in fact has no job)Ivan and Greg perched on different steps of a stepladder. They are anxiously awaiting judgment on whether or not this is Bad Cat BehaviorIvan and Greg hanging out in (and partially outside) their little cat castle. They are touching paws and it is so cute. They definitely tried to murder each other 5 minutes before, and 5 minutes after, this picture was taken
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
sick fighting stance dude what do u call it
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
dropped the boys off at the kitty hotel for our annual trip out of town and we both almost cried. how does it actually get harder every year 😭
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
get my ass hani
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
absolutely insane to remember that I listened to this man give sex and relationship advice to tens of millions of teenagers in the 90s en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovelin...
en.wikipedia.org
Loveline (TV series) - Wikipedia
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i can't believe this
Ivan the silver tabby Siberian Forest Cat relaxing on the couch with the biggest blep I've ever seen
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
greens
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
lmao that pastor defied lockdown orders in 2020 and bragged about being contacted by alex jones. that's a hell of a beating but there's no way he's morally in the right OR being honest about what that kid said
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Sunday spin
Beck masterpiece Morning Phase playing on my 80s turntableMorning Phase jacket and lyric sheet
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Dr. Trisha 🤡❤️‍🔥 Snakes 🐍 🦭, PhD @trishasnakes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
That scuba-diving twink is looking very submersive and breathable
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/05/2026
The people cry out for Jarnathan
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
try to radicalize your nearly-estranged sister when she's just married a pastor's son from the bible belt and is living under their roof, and you're both neurodivergent, challenge level: impossible
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I will always repost boogie spiders
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
my cringest elder millenial musical take is that john mayer's coffeeshop era was fire
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
the times we had
Custom skin for WinAmp, modeled after the PipBoy UI from Fallout 1 & 2
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
it's crazy how in hindsight jon voight literally made no movie better by his presence
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
bsky is working fine for me except for this tab??
Error message on the "Popular With Friends" tab calling me out for having no friends (poorly edited by me)
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
whatever it takes to get these damn baseball posts off my screen!!
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
the people who pack and ship mirrors overseas are at their fucking LIMIT. They are SICK of you bitches
Elaborate warning on the outside of a shipping box

WARNING! READ!
> Item is mirror!!!
> FRAGILE! Handle gently PLEASE!!!
> Properly placed: Standing on the longest side!
> No violent delivering & delivery!!!

Image appears to be a wine glass for some reason.
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
doing some highly involved forensics
Holding up one of my cats' paws next to a huge jagged claw scratch on the inside of our front door. It's not a match. The defense argument appears to be that it was a literal demon. Jury is skeptical
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Denshattack demo is out and it's fun as hell store.steampowered.com/app/2524850/...
store.steampowered.com
Denshattack! on Steam
Flip, trick and grind your train in a fast-paced, off-the-rails ride through a colourful Japanese dystopia. Outmatch rival gangs, wreck a shady megacorp, and take back the tracks with nothing but skil...
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
they're making a separate bluesky for people who put utensils in the dishwasher basket the wrong way
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
sick fighting stance dude what do u call it
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
can't babe, practicing radical honesty with the boys
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
big mane boys
Ivan and Gregor, our Siberian Forest Cats. Ivan is silver and white and Gregor is black and tan, both have gold eyes, huge paws and big fluffy manes. They are brothers and harass each other constantly, but in a rare break from tussling they decided to lay down in the same exact position for this photoIvan and Greg in slightly different positions after I combed their messy ass manes
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Do yourself a favor and find someone who is only a LITTLE online and see if you can make their night. I just told an 18yo kid who just started protesting and he is hooting and hollering in the dm
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
He's most likely alive. he's got 2-3 more levels of Princess Bride dead left before they stop letting him out in public, but it's not unlikely that he loses a few tonight
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
asked my wife if she wanted me to wake her up and she said yes absolutely AND to prepare a toast. sleep well, love of my life
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
i've modified the Pomodoro method so I work for 5 minutes and then scream into an abyss for 25 minutes, i'm not getting anything done but at least my coworkers refuse to talk to me
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
it's finally time lets fucking gooo
Covers of 2 vinyl albums by Between the Buried and Me. The Parallax: Hypersleep Dialogues & The Parallax 2: Future Sequence. The latter is probably the greatest progressive metal opus of all time Cover and disc of The Parallax 1, in orange and whiteInserts and sleeves for The Parallax 2, one disc is pink and black and the other is blue and white
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
isnt it so funny how we'd live in a utopian healthcare provided, corporation regulated paradise but for like 2 or 3 (whatever the exact number needed is) pesky dems who cant get with the program
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aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
accurate review, but it makes me sad that if you're not in my microgeneration then you cannot know the feeling of getting a floppy disk in the mail with the 30-minute demo of this game on it to run on your color Macintosh and be so blown away that you played that demo forty-five times
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