aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Update: the robo tentacles destroyed and sucked out her kidneys (celebratory) 100
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026and so for the 5th or 6 time we enter the fugue state known as Wife Under Knife 100
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026same. & like, yeah, this did get me kicked out of my main gaming discord, but i had to try if only to find out they were beyond reform. it's going a lot better on the next one!! 010
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think because a +1 force on the opposite face can just be represented as a -1 force on the original face 000
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026also there is a hidden story to piece together involving ROBOT LESBIAN SCIENTISTS,, sorry i couldn't hold back the caps lock any longer 000
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the story has always been Fine but the gameplay especially around Mega Man X 1 through 3 was absolutely peak!! Capcom has since fully ruined the franchise BUT there is a roguelite game called 30XX that is an absolute must play if you like those games!! it's on steam and switch 100
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i'm legit angry at that past version of myself that fell ass backwards into success and happiness good job and amazing relationship and can't give the younger generation the first clue how to achieve the same "get obscenely lucky then work on deserving it later" ass loser! fuck that kid!! 060
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026got everything by pure luck in their 20s and had to work their emotional ass off to EVENTUALLY, MAYBE deserve it. whew. 110
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026like, i LIKED his other movies but this was a masterpiece. fully Gilliampilled 000
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the cool thing about escapist fiction is that you can pretend the justice system isn't irredeemably broken, even if in our current reality, it is 000
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026With rescuing and aiding their victims as a given: with the credibility and access they once had? Expose them, every dirty secret and shred of evidence sent to the press and authorities. Force them to act or be complicit. Current team and situation? One-way VIP trip to the Penumbra, probably 0111
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We want one of these but one that carves out an exception for neighborhood kids selling cookies and candy because we actually want that 😩 120
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026had a nightmare this morning that my beautiful, stupid cat sons escaped from some strange house we were visiting, leading to a fruitless chase through a junkyard filled with ravenous guard dogs. woke up frantically stumbling out of bed to go find and hug them 😭 111
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i wonder if there was a chance we'd have found a better technology to base machine agency off of or if LLMs are always the first and this is just one of the sieves of the great filter 100
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"just don't do that" ok but someone is going to do that. so. 100
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026idk, the 'agentic llms will "intentionally" destroy us' thing makes pretty perfect sense to me. it does not need to actually be conscious to do this. it just needs to be given autonomous, unsupervised access to weapons or infrastructure controls by some moron high off of sam altman's farts 110
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026apparently this is actually protocol 😭 there's nowhere else safe for you to be other than in your seat, and duct tape has a good combination of strength and 'give' to roll with any turbulence or rough landings. The duct tape is kept on the plane for this purpose and this purpose only 21634
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i showed this to my wife and she said that this is actually 100% protocol and that makes it even more hilarious imo 😭 050
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026out here an unsanctioned mid-street u-turn is known as "flipping a bitch" but I like whipping a shitty better 250
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I found a Rarity-82 word worth 94 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 886 points · 10 rare words. Only 37 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 4 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/DBK3DNplayoutlier.comOUTLIER · Day 100aranfalk scored 886 on Day 100. Can you beat them? 100
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The order is wrong, he meets a scientist THEN visits his parents 100
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026i care, and in fact, i'd rather our whole country be swallowed by the fucking earth than for it to prosper at the cost of trans lives. liberation or death for us all. make your choice 010
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i don't have a long list of things i wish i'd done more of but getting out on trails is way up there 000
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026class 1 e-bikes being allowed on trails up here is an absolute game changer for asthmatics or the otherwise aerobically challenged 100
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026👉🏻👈🏻 would you mind sharing how you made that experience as safe as possible? I haven't been to the cinema since Cats 😭 110
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026idc about skaarsgaaaard but "olivia colman as a romantic lead" instantly transported me to level 4 of the vince mcmahon excitement scale 000
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 05/08/20267 unique finds! On a tear today I found a Rarity-62 word worth 87 pts in OUTLIER. SHARPSHOOTER · 803 points · 10 rare words. Only 37 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 7 finds no one else found today. playoutlier.com/s/DQM4D3playoutlier.com 010
aran @aranfalk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026left hand for me!static.klipy.comShouting Development: There Are Dozens Of UsAlt: Arrested Development: There Are Dozens Of Us meme 010