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@aquaticintrovert.bsky.social
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Somewhere, among the wastes of the World, is the key that will bring us back, restore us to our Earth and to our freedom.

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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want a girl with a short dick and a loooooooooong balls
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I Fucked Mister Gadget or the Tragedy of Mismatched Sexual Appetites In recent months I've come to accept a deeper more personal understanding of Jamiroquai's music
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If I'm correct it's because Democratic electeds and consultants want to win by default, that is reach a political equilibrium in which the GOP are seen as too extreme to govern, and a plurality of voters have no choice but to elect Democrats. This results in sliding right and taking the temperature.
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SpookyLightning @robbiejobobby.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Felt inspired
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am going to be incredibly polite here because I do not want to offend anyone's sensibilities, so I say this in full sincerity in a good faith attempt to participate in a legitimate discussion. It is my distinct belief that you, personally, should be sent to a camp for this.
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笹倉(絵用) @sasakura3434.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
今年上半期の4枚 🍚
『ダンジョン飯』のファンアートが4枚
迷宮の主マルシルのイラストレッドドラゴンモチーフの耳飾りをつけたファリンのイラストイヅツミのイラスト猫柄の着物を着たイヅツミのイラスト
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
I went to your house and everyone there knew you.
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Benjamin Siscon
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Instant loss possum girl
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Crucial" twice, huh
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It's good and all but I think you should try to fit more words in next time
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
please read before responding!!!
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bs... 1h never once figurea out how tO lead my horse anywhere NEAR water so it's a huge relief finding out i wouldn't S have been able to make him drink anyway. nothing i could've done would've saved him. god i loved that poor wobbly disoriented old son of a bitch. well, not old
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmount... now Besides, have you ever smelled a wet horse?
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Do you ever say anything that isn't dogshit stupid
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This feels like the "people were starting to get a little too sympathetic towards Noel" arc
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
People say economics is "religion for techbros," or "astrology for perverts," or "tea leaf reading for pedophiles," etc. No. Economics is studying to become a mechanic for the Make Rich People Richer Machine.
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Late to the party I know but the fact Silksong's side quests are mostly fetch quests and that you usually can't even accept them before you've explored the relevant area so there's no chance to complete them through the normal course of exploration, making them especially a chore, is a huge miss.
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Mob guy called "Sloppy" Joe Sauce
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The Subjunctive Conditional Breakfast Imaginer
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Guy who goes into the Criterion Closet and just starts rabidly tearing through all the shelves like a customer at Dan Flashes
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
walking around muttering "the woke odyssey" to myself all day
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh boy I'm so glad we got to spend another entire day talking about Graham Platner. Couldn't even imagine any better use of anyone's time, honestly.
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Tacos. Pizza. Hamburgers. These are just a small fraction of what you might encounter when you embark on the grand journey known as: Food
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
MAY the FOURTH be with you, "STAR WARS" fans
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Did you know that in europe they call Cool Ranch Doritos "royale with cheese". Because of the metric system.
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Oh is there a schismball happening?
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
And are these high profile figures of the online left in the room with us right now...?
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My backyard first thing this morning
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ok fine I'll get Linux
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'd do the "you couldn't make The Office today, they already made it" joke but that didn't stop them the first time
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
To a freak like me it's just a normal-waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The calculus on Platner is easy. Every person who finds every reason to oppose all the things he claims to support want me to like him and ignore all his flaws. I assume this means they know something I don't about what his commitments and priorities really are.
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
All due respect I'm not sure a single person I have seen debating this issue on either side really understand what "an economy" is, or how fundamentally the one we have needs to have all of the priors about how it does or should operate changed to get to where we need to be
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The really funny part about the week-by-week market manipulating mixed messaging from Trump about the war being over and the strait already open is that it leaves the whole thing in limbo where everyone is waiting to see if that's actually true instead of establishing alternatives.
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
[Doctor holding phone screen at really uncomfortable angle, hand half covering mic] ohh man you have GOT to check out this Pagliacci guy, watch this it's so crazy ME: what does this have to do with me being suic— Doc: Just, hold on, the funny part's coming up here in a sec [Amazon ad starts blaring]
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Couldn't remember Norman Reedus' name in Death Stranding and tried to do a John Darksouls and called him Jeff Bridges
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
People would rather talk about their "executive dysfunction" than our "dysfunctional executive" who is about to start "executing the dysfunctional"
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
As a Nazi gamer, my favorite games are second-person shooters. Wolfenstein 3D, Spear of Destiny, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, and so on.
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Just flew in from LA, and boy my arms are tired! (got the middle seat)(had to jack off the guys on either side, as a courtesy)
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Jabba the Hutt voice:
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Is this anything
Great Clown Pagliacci goes into a doctor's office and says "doc, I've been feeling real depressed lately, is there anything you can do to help me?"
Doctor: "Well, I'm not a psychiatrist so I can only give non-medical recommendations, but I hear there's this great clown in town, maybe seeing him will cheer you up? Pagluchi or something. Say why'd you end up coming in here anyway?"
Pagliacci: "The light was on"
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The fascists have the outfits, but I don't care for the outfits. What I care about is music, and the Communists have the music.
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Q: A boy and his father are in an accident, and the father dies. The boy is rushed to the hospital, but the doctor sees him and shouts "I cannot operate on him, he is my son!" How is this possible? A: She's a terrible surgeon and hopes nobody asks how all her patients keep ending up related to her.
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I'm going to put loot boxes into the waiting game
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aquaticIntrovert @aquaticintrovert.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The really scary part (aside from all the other scary parts, I'm not minimizing the real material harm here, don't shoot me) is that they are careening towards being unpopular enough that, at least for the next few cycles, Democrats may well achieve the "win by default" status they've always wanted
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
more advanced modes of production will never revert back to less advanced modes of production. to believe otherwise is a reactionary tendency. no offense
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