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Chris Murray

@applemuzz.bsky.social
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Able to find humour in the little things.

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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 12/10/2026
Dr. Robotnik
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David Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 08/10/2026
As a political science professor, I can confidently say: If I asked a student to define "socialism" on an exam and they wrote that, they would get an F
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fouling an opponent to prevent a goal, getting sent off for it and then conceding from the free-kick anyway
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literally hours later, although at least nobody was killed.
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@MSF
On 13 September, an MSF bus carrying 10 humanitarian staff in Gaza City was damaged by an Israeli airstrike on a targeted vehicle just two metres away. One of our colleagues was injured in the strike.
The bus was clearly identified as an MSF vehicle, with a large MSF sticker visible on its roof. Once again, Israeli forces have shown a blatant disregard for the safety of humanitarian and medical personnel.
Nowhere is safe in Gaza. Civilians, healthcare workers and humanitarian staff must be protected. Clearly marked medical and humanitarian vehicles must be spared from attacks.
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All solidarity with Macklemore 🇵🇸 Today Israel is killing children, as they do every day. FREE PALESTINE
Kneecap pictured with Macklemore
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran shitebag
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Proud of my national team for boycotting this ceremony
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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Actually flawless.
A four panel comic strip by Twonks featuring a round headed figure demanding a pizza at a restaurant then proclaiming “wow look what I made” when the waiter brings him the pizza
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Despite being written off by many, Neymar steps up and proves he can still be a pure wank at the highest level
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This 'Anyone But England' mentality is petty and reflects badly on us as a nation, and it's about time we por favor, ignoren el comienzo de este mensaje y apoyen a nuestros heroicos mexicanos contra los ingleses
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is exactly why we have Pride. Because a few years ago this would have just been a hateful fringe figure - but this is where our politics is heading with a Government that kertows. We will resist. And bring hope (*and* electing progressive politicians.) We will win. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Tommy Robinson - it's about seducing women and cutting off their dicks and breasts. It's not a protest. It's industrial scale child mutilation, chemical castration. Take your queer agenda and fuck right off mate, you weirdo.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
telling to see UK pundits so befuddled about Keir Starmer's downfall. He went after immigrants, the poor and the elderly, gave a top job to an Epstein acolyte, was complicit in genocide, and lied over and over again. But it's weird that people didn't like him! www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
Historians will puzzle over this one. Of the six prime ministers that have led Britain over the last decade, with a seventh now on the way, it will be the fall of Keir Starmer that will most perplex the political analysts of the future.

They will ponder a man who won a landslide victory in July 2024 only to be pushed out less than two years later, having started no illegal wars, having triggered no grave economic crises, having been accused of no scandalous act of corruption.

They will scratch their heads at a PM who paid the ultimate political price, even though few could point to the single, obvious political crime he had committed.

So what did for Starmer – and what legacy, if any – does he leave behind? Perhaps most important, what does the fleeting premiership of the outgoing Labour leader portend for whoever takes his place?
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Slán leat Keir
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Keir Starmer lied through his teeth to become Labour leader. He justified Israeli war crimes, arrested opponents of genocide, attacked pensioners, disabled people and migrants, pocketed freebies, crushed dissent and threw others under the bus to save himself. History damns him
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NJ @nojusticemtg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
weep weep
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Celtic maintain their 100% record of successful job offers in the Hampden showers
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Chris Murray @applemuzz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sad news
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Tony Blair. What the billionaire class have paid for.
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Dustin vs 2026 @duster81.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My one wish for next season is for at least one player to do the Ft Lauderdale Shuffle after putting the ball down to take a corner 📿🙏
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Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
SOCCER TIPS AND TRICKS USMNT.MP4
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Hail hail ☘️
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 16/05/2026
Lolz
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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
There’s something going on with dad
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 14/05/2026
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Ballot Box Scotland @ballotbox.scot · 12/05/2026
There absolutely should be sackings at the Electoral Commission over this. A fake party that does no campaigning, will have spent £0, and whose own holocaust denying leader acknowledged is only there to confuse voters, came 7th, only explainable if it did indeed confuse voters.
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Chris Murray @applemuzz.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Bang on
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 11/05/2026
Casual no tie Starmer comes across less as 'everyman' and more as 'she's turned the weans against us'
starmer without a tie giving a speech
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Spare me the “man of great integrity” schtick. Starmer: - Lied through his teeth to become Labour leader - Defended Israel’s right to commit war crimes - Appointed the friend of a notorious paedophile to high office - Went Enoch Powell on migrants And so on!
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Rangers fans dressing appropriately for the funeral of their season
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Ancestral sickos: Aye… Hahaha… Aye!
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Ballot Box Scotland @ballotbox.scot · 08/05/2026
This was Reform's best chance at a constituency gain, and they came up just short: in the final BBS model before polls opened, they had a tiny edge, it was a total tossup. SNP will be extremely relieved by this ^AF
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Chris Murray @applemuzz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Wow.
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Ballot Box Scotland @ballotbox.scot · 08/05/2026
First gain of the day, and an absolutely huge one: Shetland has been Lib Dem every election up until now.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Look at the US, where the Republicans were first to spot that the old “Neoliberalism, engine of freedom and prosperity” stuff was not going to fly any more, so they leaned hard into racism and crushing enemies. Leaving the Dems happily holding the bag for a fucked and obviously corrupt system.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Thank you Rabbi for your kind words! 🙏🏽
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
We arrived into Dundee today, our first ever visit, to this massive kneecap mural 💚🤍🧡 🇵🇸 Huge GRMA to the artists
Kneecap stand in front of a new Kneecap mural in DundeeNew Kneecap mural in Dundee
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
In the wake of the Michael Jackson biopic success, producers are now planning a John Wayne Gacy movie that focuses only on his career as a clown.
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Chris Murray @applemuzz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We are gonna have to circle back to this.
3 hours ago
Shawn McCreesh Reporting as part of the White House press pool

I'm one of the small number of journalists traveling with the White House press pool tonight. We were in a hall just outside the ballroom when the commotion first rang out.
Several things happened in quick succession.
Tuxedoed agents pulled out guns and began running toward the ballroom. White-jacketed caterers screamed and bolted for stairwells.
Pandemonium reigned as top cabinet officials were evacuated.
Robert Kennedy Jr. and his wife, Cheryl Hines, came out and were ushered intr an
elevator. Then Jeanine Piro emerged. The F.B.I. director, Kash Patel, came tearing across the hallway with two men in tow; his girlfriend was hiding in a room with another man who was holding her hand, Reporters are about to be taken back into the ballroom.
The show will go on, apparently.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This is an extraordinary, searing interview. In the context of the repulsive new Jackson biopic, it raises questions about why so many people just don’t want to know what he did. FWIW I saw Leaving Neverland before HBO pulled it, and I absolutely believe those kids.
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Amazing stuff.
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This grubby, morally bankrupt clique must be driven from British politics.
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The original sin of Starmerism is what will now destroy it. The Labour Party was taken over by a cynical, dishonest faction with no moral compass. How they operated in the party is how they operated in government. Starmer was just their convenient frontman.
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Keir Starmer is a man without any integrity. He throws other people under buses for no other reason than to save his own skin. He's not fit to be prime minister - and those who spent years presenting him as a decent man need to have a hard look at themselves.
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