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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers!

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🪻Please #AltText #FFXIV RP Account, Read📌 #TransWoman IRL Post IC & (OoC) Resident Ascilia & Ysayle Enjoyer Only WoLxMide shipper in the World Characters are consenting adults w/safewords May be NSFW ko-fi.com/T3T027W3OH

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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 6h
(Woke up long enough to take nausea meds and adjust the AC. Still feel like shit. Have doctor's appointment for the 5th and the 8th, one for my toe and one for my gut. Life sucks right now. Like, genuinely. AND because of all this the renovations are on hold. AGAIN.🤬)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 13h
(Yeah I'm... I think I'm just calling it a day. Depression wins this one. I can't be productive, I can't really talk to my friends (my phone's screen reader is... Pretty much garbage. It's fine for short periods but not extended usage). I can't game. Just gonna go to bed super early.)
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 14h
@scottdclary.bsky.social
Rest guilt is one of the most destructive things modern culture has created. The idea that you should feel bad for not being productive at every moment. You're a human being. Not a human doing. Sit down.

@scottdclary
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 18h
(It was suggested that I share my ko-fi link since I very much bad need a new CPU. I'm flat broke, and still getting things set up to take writing commissions over there (not that I can fill them without a computer 😭), but if anyone wants to help a trans girl get back online...?)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 19h
(Well fuck. My computer died again. That tells me that the CPU has likely bitten the dust this time since I've swapped out EVERYTHING else and I'm getting fuck all. I'm about done guys. I've been hospitalized twice in 90 days, I'm in constant pain, and I'm just SO fucking done. Fuck all this.)
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 22h
A painting of a bird beside the text "this is great news if you're a fucking idiot"
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 21h
(I am still recovering from the hospital, but I do intend to do this. I'll just be a few days behind on everything.)
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 22h
meme featuring black text at the top that reads:

"Them: Do you wanna go out at 9 o clock?"
"Me: At night?!?"

Below the text is a photo of an elderly man with glasses, white hair, and a beard, wearing a green sweatshirt and looking deeply bewildered in front of a tree trunk.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21h
@cfshealth
THE PARTS OF CHRONIC ILLNESS NO ONE PREPARES YOU FOR

It’s not just the symptoms.

— It’s the constant explaining.

— The second-guessing.

— The feeling of being “fine enough” for others... but not for life.

— It’s grieving the version of you that could do things without thinking.

— It’s learning to say no even when you want to say yes.

— It’s watching life move on while you’re focused on surviving the day.

— It’s being strong in ways no one can see.

@cfshealth
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 21h
(Sha'dow CURRENTLY has over two dozen spouses, partners, lovers, or situationships. I think the best way to describe their dating history is "tags on AO3.")
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 21h
(Sha'dow is a master Weaver (to the degree it's their Surname), but in addition, an omnicrafter. Their main focus is on bespoke, tailored clothing, but they also make arms and armor, and make routine medicine, clothing, food, and toy drops to the various orphanages around the City-States)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 21h
(Every game Sha'dow has ever been in is canon to their story. That's why they're a Drow Planeswalker, the Vestige, the Boss of the Third Street Saints, and so much more. They're originally from Faerûn. Their SISTERS are co-Tav in BG3. So yeah, I've made them in other games!)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 21h
(FUCK DA TIME BUBBLE (lovingly, with aftercare)!!🥰 To me that's how old they are when you meet them. So the Twins start at 16, but are nearly 28 by the end of Dawntrail in my headcanon. I really do need to make some Grown Up Twins... One day maybe not today of course.)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 21h
(Technically speaking, Lyse. They were BFFs long before they started their situationship, and that hasn't changed. All MANNER of shenanigising. But, since you probably want a different answer: HOARY FUCKING BOULDER! The National Treasure himself!)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Well, consider my flabbers well and truly gasted. I needed a followup with my PCP. Normally, I can't get in to see HER for more than a month out (she's very popular). She actively rescheduled a physical so I could be seen sooner since mine's an ER followup. I... Don't feel great for the other ⤵️
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(No food only booze)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(I've just wrote two scripts. ~1800 words for a reaction to #OcarinaOfTimeRemake and how I feel about it, and another ~900 words for the trailer. Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals, I'm actually going to be making videos here soon. Because #Zelda. You lot may not know this, but that game series ⤵️
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I's saw ye steal food, nae I divvin't. Same wi' medicine. Or clothes, like. Hells, ask us fer a diversion, an' I'll tip papa porker's ear th' wrong way 'round. I'm a gentleman o' th' road, so I am.
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Sha'dow is technically immortal in the way the Doctor is Immortal. Regeneration cycles when they take too much damage. Depends on how much damage they take on how much rest they need. The regeneration is *INCREDIBLY* painful, and usually involves spellfire burning through their body. Injuries that⤵️
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Sha'dow is a widower. They lost Ascilia, Haurchefant, Ysayle, Mide... (and on Nirn, actually had to coup de grâce Mirri *and* their twins because Corprus) The answer is "Not great." Have a short story about losing Ascilia.) archiveofourown.org/works/66104617
She's Gone, It Doesn't Matter, Does It?
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Summary:
They were all betrayed at the Bloody Banquet, and now the Sultana and Minfilia were dead. The other Scions were likely just as dead, what does it matter if Sha'dow breaks his promise? What does it matter if he takes the Black again? Why SHOULDN'T he take revenge on the Crystal Braves and Ilberd? He and Alphinaud were on the run...

This childish rebellion ends now.

He unlocked the box...
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Before or after the Bloody Banquet? Before or after 5.3? Before the Banquet: That'd fuck Sha'dow up pretty hard, since Ascilia is their wife. After? Join the Heretics. After 5.3? *Shrug, go back to their home and live a good long life with their partners that DO remember them, possibly even ⤵️
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(I had a long chain of posts typed up about the #OcarinaOfTimeRemake, and then realized no one cares but me 🤣 The TL;DR-I'm excited, I think it looks good, and I'm pretty tired of seeing chuds bitch about it. 🤷‍♀️)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Pick any of Sha'dow's partners. Just throw a dart at a board with their names on it. Honestly though, probably Thancred, because without him, the ball to meeting most of their partners wouldn't have got to rolling.)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Sha'dow NEVER lies. But Sha'dow also doesn't understand the meaning of the word "Humble." So. I'd say they embody Truth/Honesty the most, and just... Yeah, nah, they don't even know what Humility is. Wouldn't know it if it smacked 'em across the face! 🤣)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LA Center this's Aspen Three-Zero, 'ave ye got a groundspeed readout fer us? (For the record, Aspen 30 would be read as "Aspen Three-Zero, so it still follows the "seven character" rule, TECHNICALLY! Also five points to anyone that gets the reference)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(I do love a good buckling of swash. Does anyone have a favorite movie? Mine's probably the Adventures of Robin Hood. It's just good fun. Right now I'm watching the 1993 Three Musketeers. I really, really do enjoy a good buckling of swash.)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Just had a fuckin' MD tell me they're not allowed to call in a Narcotic. I should point out this is the same transphobic doctor I had in the hospital. MDs can call in Sch II meds. My PCP does it. Told me, the girl with chronic nerve pain, to manage my gut pain with Tylenol. ⤵️
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(A'ight #WoLQuestion #WoLQotD: If your WoL/OC were Boss of the Third Street Saints, who would be your Go-To Homie? Sha'dow's is Johnny Gat for every game he's in, and Kinzie when he's not. Then again, Sha'dow is, (head)canonically speaking Boss of the Third Street Saints, so... Yeah.🤣)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(With the Regalia Type-G being back around, working to get it on all my alts, especially Karine and Kaelith. Need to write a story about Sha'dow asking Kinzie to teach Karine to drive. So I can bring up how Kinzie isn't allowed to say "sisters" anymore. Because that bit is hilarious in SR4.)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(I assume then, Sha'dow has full memories of who and what they were before. Awesome. They don't NEED magic or WoL powers to be the baddest mothafucka that ever mothafucka'd with a firearm. And that Garlean Eye just increases their abilities with that? So yeah. They're gonna go full Third Street ⤵️
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tae quote me marra Fray, "I've sins aplenty, aye--but regrets? Nae so much." Oh sure, divvin' care fer Rowena, an' Hien's a reet bastard. Aymeric gives us th' ick, s'trewth. But Regret's unprofessional. An' I's ever th' professional. I'll mill th' bastards, quick an' clean, but nae regrets.
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Sha'dow has a sawed off shotgun, rocking chair, straw hat and overalls *JUST FOR* this, actually 🤣)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(MSQ Baby! Give me that story injected straight into my BRAIN.)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(I'm just warning everyone. I'm out of spoons. All I have are knives.)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(First day back home. Been discharged 24 hours and GUESS WHAT, THE PAIN AND NAUSEA IS BACK. Guess what they DIDN'T give me meds to manage at home when they discharged me? If you said "pain and nausea" you'd be right! So I get to be miserable for the next... However long until my doctor can see me.)
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Mir "Little Phoenix" Teiwaz 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @ 7.56 @silverhorn.moe · 25/09/2026
"Identity Crisis" Mir was convinced to go on a group date with all of xer partners in a very feminine dress. Much to Mir's surprise, xe liked it. Xe has never enjoyed women's clothes before, so what does that mean? 1/5 #MirShtola #ZakuShtola #MirZaku #Gpose
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yay?
Top panel: On the left, text reads "Finally getting the correct diagnosis". On the right, a man smiles excitedly and looks forward with realization.

Bottom panel: On the left, text reads "The diagnosis is chronic and incurable, and the only treatment is to manage symptoms". On the right, the same man's smile vanishes into a vacant, disappointed gaze.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Sha'dow does not fuck with causality! YOU DO NOT MESS WITH THE SACRED TIMELINE! LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN JACE TRIED TO DO THAT! *Points at all the bullshit going on with Jace's Mirrorverse* DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH. CAUSALITY. 🤣)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(As I've mentioned before, Sha'dow is a planeswalker. One of those planes was Earth, where they were Boss of the Third Street Saints. During the Heroes Gauntlet, Johnny Gat, Oleg, Kinzie, and Shaundi got pulled over. Sha'dow just had Kinzie handle it. Because Kinzie is smart with tech.)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Sha'dow has many partners, and each relationship was different. Probably the most INTERESTING was Mide, which Sha'dow took the first step. It was a whirlwind romance, quick, burning bright, burning hot, and having a LASTING impact on Sha'dow, to the degree that when she was lost to Alexander, ⤵️
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(Sha'dow is not a very materialistic individual, but there are certain things (weapons and so on) that various children would get. Partners all understand that Sha'dow is NOT materialistic, and so what possessions they do have would go to the kids. Any kind of post-mortem letter would be something ⤵️
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(Finally home. The hospital doctor literally told me to stop taking my HRT. It's right there in the discharge instructions. I said he could eat a whole bag of dicks. Sorry bitch, I'm not detransitioning. It's my way or the Hemmingway on this one.)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(home. Finally home. Wait. Shit. I've got to go to the damn pharmacy and get medications. FUCK. BE RIGHT BACK.)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(I get discharged today. Still no idea what's wrong. Oh well. They said my kidneys are pretty fucked up, so I need to "hydrate more." Me, the girl who goes through a gallon+ of water a day at home. So that's fun. Oh well.)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(think I'm going to take about an hour nap, then do a few laps around the ward. See you lot on the other side.)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(FUCKING IV line just blew. It was fine. Now it's not. I didn't move. It just... Came the fuck out. I told the nesting partner that would happen when they put it in, and here we are, me being EXACTLY right.)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(Sha'dow occasionally plays matchmaker. Alphibro and Arenvald was their latest project, through they're also quite proud of Fourchenault and Rock-To-The Face! 🤭)
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(FUUUUUUUUUUCK. ANOTHER round of Zosyn?! REALLY?! I had all of three hours between the last one and this one. I am so fucking tired. It's a 5 hour drip. I don't know how much more of this I can take. Fuck me.)
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