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I came into possession of my first ever air fryer on December 25, 2025

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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I bet MF DOOM loved the word “longitudinal”
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My favorite thing about living in Chicago is how every other building looks like some shit a 20-year old self-proclaimed urbanist would post a picture of captioned “You literally aren’t allowed to build like this in America. Where did we lose our way? AMERICA AUTOMATICA ACROSS ALL AIRWAVES.”
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cyberpunk 2077 is 5 and a half years old, so at this point you could almost say it’s Cyberunc. Thank you
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
People are always talking about someone being another person’s Wario but I think I discovered Michele Bachmann’s Mario tonight
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
There are pop stars ripping the Homestar Runner logo off everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Stack of Billie Eilish t-shirts at a mall
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
They should do the “burger CEOs eating burgers on camera” thing but with different video game company execs licking Switch cartridges
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
AI misinformation? Discord asking for ID verification? Mass surveillance? Buddy, you’ve been asleep all evening. It’s 2012 and some guy who lives 3,000 miles away sent you a Facebook invite to his party tomorrow for some reason
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Just saw an ad for a car that pitched it as a great car to make out in. I would imagine we’re only a few years away from ads talking about which cars are great to live in
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 25/01/2026
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Weather app just told me it’s gonna be “Not as cold tomorrow, with a high of 11” without the slightest hint of irony
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My most boomeriffic take is that pop music should sound kinda scary again. Number one pop hits should have weird Haunted Mansion carnival vibes again like they did in the 60s
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The millennial's curse: Very online 30/40 somethings cannot write, talk, or make art without constantly trying to defy or (worse in some ways) outflank the scorn of an audience they will never know or see. If that curse has extended to how you interact with your kids, you're well and truly cooked
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Currently at a Chicago-area bar showing the Bears game and making this face at the Rams every 5 minutes so people don’t figure out I’m a Packers fan
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Nobody told me Emily St. John Mandel is basically remaking Southland Tales and now I’m anticipating a new novel more than I think I ever have for any book
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
“Sam Darnold” sounds like a fake name you’d come up with to enter a shady giveaway for a 3-night trip to the Bahamas
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
My favorite movie trailers are the action films where they just have a guy giving an interview about how many pounds of dynamite were used in their shoots or whatever. There’s something admirable about not even pretending to have substance
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Calling myself “post-relationship” because that sounds cooler than posting “I’m single again” to social media as someone in their 30s
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
That’s just snowslop. You’re just cleaning it off your car so it doesn’t fall all over the road and injure people
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
playing through EarthBound for the first time in years and forgot that basically every NPC talks like this
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Unfortunately, my whole bit about not owning and never having owned an air fryer is no longer true. Send all your air fryer recommendations my way
An air fryer
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Everything can be a bit if you try hard enough
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
In the Upper Midwest, it’s illegal to walk past someone wearing fewer than five layers in the winter without yelling “AREN’T YOU COLD?!” at the top of your lungs
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Just a few more hours to go before the year on the calendar looks even more like a far-off sci-fi number that shouldn’t be the current year than it already does
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I mostly don’t miss owning a house but if there’s one thing I hate about voluntarily going back to apartment life, it’s how you constantly feel like the leasing office is going to randomly find some way to come down on you or extract $50 from you
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I keep forgetting Cooper Flagg is an NBA player because “Cooper Flagg” sounds like the name of a white running back from 2014
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Looking forward to some random backbencher congressman from Tennessee tweeting about how he didn’t watch Christmas football today because the NFL has gone woke and doesn’t do country music at halftime anymore
Lainey Wilson performing at halftime of the Vikings-Lions Christmas Day NFL game
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The most 36-year old person you’ve ever met in your life when the holy infant is tender and mild
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I’ve used the phrase “I’ll know it when I see it” 6 days in a row in my life without trying
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
me on my way back from O’Hare maneuvering past people going 5 under with nobody in front of them during rush hour
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a skeleton is riding a surfboard in the dark .
ALT: a skeleton is riding a surfboard in the dark .
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Saw this Cinnabon sign at the airport in Las Vegas. I know there’s like 47 different names for this aesthetic but I prefer to call it “your divorced aunt in 2003”
A Global Village Coffeehouse-chic Cinnabon sign seen at Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas, Nevada in 2025
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Boingo Hotspot would be a beautiful name for a Hideo Kojima side character
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
i think a (perhaps underappreciated) aspect of this whole situation is the extent to which every elite profession is filled with people who excel at drawing attention and want to be famous more than they want to do the actual job
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
We all moved on because there is bigger news but it was really funny when that Campbell’s Soup Executive was like “fuck soup and anyone who eats it!”
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
gf and i went down a Wisconsin vanity license plate rabbit hole and I think this may be the greatest official state vanity plate I’ve ever seen anywhere
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
My favorite thing about the new King of the Hill episodes is how they have Bobby get involved with V from Cyberpunk
Bobby Hill and a lady who looks like V from Cyberpunk
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The entire economy as we know it is being propped up by a bubble led by dudes who all have anime profile pictures and just post “tinkering……” or “noodling around………..hmm” all day
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
As someone who never followed Mariah Carey’s career insanely closely, it blows my mind that All I Want For Christmas Is You came before Fantasy. Good song but seems like something you do when you’re 40 and performing on The Today Show with dancing Muppets
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Super Mario Moment @supermariomoment.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
On next week's episode, we finally chat about the GOAT.
A screenshot from Paper Mario showing a small star character saying "My Name is Twink."
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Feel like “Pluto is no longer a planet” was the last big thing basically everyone accepted and got over within 1-2 years without turning it into a culture war flashpoint
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
queen shit
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Snowmageddon ‘25 update: Fuck
Snow falling in the upper Midwestern United States
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modula t. @modula-t.org · 29/11/2025
i feel bad for people with epilepsy because when i see the words "epilepsy warning" i know it's gonna be some good shit
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
When I was a kid, my folks celebrated the holidays with a tree *and* a menorah but didn’t really elaborate on either. “We celebrate Christmas and Hanukkah but don’t elaborate on the religious connotations of either” somehow transformed itself into “Santa Claus is from outer space” in my head
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Pre-gaming for my post-Thanksgiving dinner nap (falling asleep during the football game)
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Assembling a team I’m calling “people who would probably show up as Henry Rollins’ “DNA Relatives” on 23AndMe”
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I’m like 75% sure I just watched a movie written by ChatGPT. Really a great time to be alive in this world
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Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The Trump years are going to end with a Democratic administration that feels exactly like this
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