Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My favorite thing about living in Chicago is how every other building looks like some shit a 20-year old self-proclaimed urbanist would post a picture of captioned “You literally aren’t allowed to build like this in America. Where did we lose our way? AMERICA AUTOMATICA ACROSS ALL AIRWAVES.” 000
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Cyberpunk 2077 is 5 and a half years old, so at this point you could almost say it’s Cyberunc. Thank you 000
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I’m going to do what I used to do when I had a big Facebook following in 2013 and respond to unsolicited messages with “chicken salad” 010
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 08/04/2026People are always talking about someone being another person’s Wario but I think I discovered Michele Bachmann’s Mario tonight 010
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 11/03/2026There are pop stars ripping the Homestar Runner logo off everywhere for those with the eyes to see 120
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 11/03/2026They should do the “burger CEOs eating burgers on camera” thing but with different video game company execs licking Switch cartridges 030
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Also you need to harvest your crops on FarmVille, they’re gonna wilt if you wait any longer 010
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 12/02/2026AI misinformation? Discord asking for ID verification? Mass surveillance? Buddy, you’ve been asleep all evening. It’s 2012 and some guy who lives 3,000 miles away sent you a Facebook invite to his party tomorrow for some reason 110
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Just saw an ad for a car that pitched it as a great car to make out in. I would imagine we’re only a few years away from ads talking about which cars are great to live in 020
Reposted by Mega Buffoon PackKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 25/01/2026A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth. 5154719114179
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Weather app just told me it’s gonna be “Not as cold tomorrow, with a high of 11” without the slightest hint of irony 020
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 22/01/2026My most boomeriffic take is that pop music should sound kinda scary again. Number one pop hits should have weird Haunted Mansion carnival vibes again like they did in the 60s 010
Reposted by Mega Buffoon PackDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026The millennial's curse: Very online 30/40 somethings cannot write, talk, or make art without constantly trying to defy or (worse in some ways) outflank the scorn of an audience they will never know or see. If that curse has extended to how you interact with your kids, you're well and truly cooked 91315215
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 20/01/2026you should do the Sony thing and completely flip your “cancel” and “accept” buttons at some point for no particular reason and gaslight everyone about it 110
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Favre had a fair few of those when he wasn’t busy throwing interceptions, doing Olympic feats, or committing welfare fraud 010
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Never realized how much dude throws like late 90s-era Brett Favre 100
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Currently at a Chicago-area bar showing the Bears game and making this face at the Rams every 5 minutes so people don’t figure out I’m a Packers fan 000
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Nobody told me Emily St. John Mandel is basically remaking Southland Tales and now I’m anticipating a new novel more than I think I ever have for any book 000
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 18/01/2026“Sam Darnold” sounds like a fake name you’d come up with to enter a shady giveaway for a 3-night trip to the Bahamas 020
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 18/01/2026My favorite movie trailers are the action films where they just have a guy giving an interview about how many pounds of dynamite were used in their shoots or whatever. There’s something admirable about not even pretending to have substance 000
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Calling myself “post-relationship” because that sounds cooler than posting “I’m single again” to social media as someone in their 30s 020
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 16/01/2026That’s just snowslop. You’re just cleaning it off your car so it doesn’t fall all over the road and injure people 000
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 08/01/2026playing through EarthBound for the first time in years and forgot that basically every NPC talks like this 000
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Unfortunately, my whole bit about not owning and never having owned an air fryer is no longer true. Send all your air fryer recommendations my way 010
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 05/01/2026In the Upper Midwest, it’s illegal to walk past someone wearing fewer than five layers in the winter without yelling “AREN’T YOU COLD?!” at the top of your lungs 000
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 02/01/2026The TaB can is the only ornament on the mini tree in my house 010
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Just a few more hours to go before the year on the calendar looks even more like a far-off sci-fi number that shouldn’t be the current year than it already does 010
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I live in a “nice” apartment complex and have gotten three mystery charges I’ve had to fight the leasing office over and three notes stuck in my door that amounted to “Hello we are your landlord” in as many months. Life in the US is just kind of a constant scam. 020
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I mostly don’t miss owning a house but if there’s one thing I hate about voluntarily going back to apartment life, it’s how you constantly feel like the leasing office is going to randomly find some way to come down on you or extract $50 from you 110
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I keep forgetting Cooper Flagg is an NBA player because “Cooper Flagg” sounds like the name of a white running back from 2014 000
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Looking forward to some random backbencher congressman from Tennessee tweeting about how he didn’t watch Christmas football today because the NFL has gone woke and doesn’t do country music at halftime anymore 000
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 25/12/2025The most 36-year old person you’ve ever met in your life when the holy infant is tender and mild 000
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Occasionally you do unfortunately have to hand it to the Dale Gribble types 010
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I’ve used the phrase “I’ll know it when I see it” 6 days in a row in my life without trying 000
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 18/12/2025me on my way back from O’Hare maneuvering past people going 5 under with nobody in front of them during rush hourmedia.tenor.coma skeleton is riding a surfboard in the dark .ALT: a skeleton is riding a surfboard in the dark . 000
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Saw this Cinnabon sign at the airport in Las Vegas. I know there’s like 47 different names for this aesthetic but I prefer to call it “your divorced aunt in 2003” 020
Reposted by Mega Buffoon PackMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did. 113428926695
Mega Buffoon Pack @aolmao.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Boingo Hotspot would be a beautiful name for a Hideo Kojima side character 000
