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Anton 🥨

@antonshalfbaked.bsky.social

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I try food then I talk about it! 🥛☕🍫 Super Mario Wiki staff writer. 34, He/Him, Gay. 🛫Grew up in Buffalo, now in Orlando 🛬 Expect food, art, furry, spooky stuff, ramblings, reposts SFW, but potentially 18+

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Part 2 of Fall reviews! Thanksgiving helps to keep Christmas at bay, but how long can it last? 🍁🍂🍎🦃 www.mariowiki.com/The_'Shroom:... Art by GBAToad

Anton riding a battle turkey, triumphantly posing and looking super awesome and cool with his armored gauntlet and matching flail with the demonic remains of Santa festering underneath.

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

New review! Pumpkin spice undeniably keeps Fall holding strong against a powerful wintry assault, but can it stay relevant forever? 🎃🎃🎃 Art by @woglril.bsky.social www.mariowiki.com/The_%27Shroo...

Anton holds onto a pumpkin tight while a menacing Santa holding a sharpened candy cane lurks in the darkness. The Halloween decor in Anton's room is tasteful and very cute and perfectly fine to have up for the entire year against the judgment of visitors.

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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 03/10/2025

I’m gonna say something controversial: I actually don’t think chickpea anxiety is real

Screenshot of NYT YouTube channel introducing a recipe with “chickpea anxiety is real.”

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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

exhibit 183193 in "nobody running big corporations has a single fucking clue about selling things" betty crocker shrank their cake boxes instead of raising prices and now a huge % of recipes that use them no longer work. meaning there's no point in buying a mix at all.

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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

hey im your coworker. i just got really good at coughing wanna see

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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH1b... i love her so much for this video

Microwaving fish at work is a personality defect

YouTube video by Krissychula

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Orona! @orona.red · 24/08/2025

in my defence, this is a mistake that anyone could have made

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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 16/08/2025

Gaius Baltar in NBSG with a speech bubble saying the thing below

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Sometimes I regret walking into natural food stores

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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

watching MasterChef again and it's reminded me of this old video. My fav part of MasterChef mass catering challenges, which happens WITHOUT FAIL: when the representative from the guest venue explains what food is for

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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 17/08/2025

Met royalty today

The original Maid Marian / “McRib is Back” drawing, framed

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boarhound @ravenhallow.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

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Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 05/08/2025

Free Mario Nipple Wallpaper via Nintendo. ow.ly/U9A950WA5Ya

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Amy McCarthy @aemccarthy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

ultimately i believe we went too far in teaching everyone to have extreme confidence in their opinions and actions bring back shame!!!

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scorpy @socpens.com · 01/08/2025

this footage of a british food factory making a junk food called "crack-a-snack" is gold 😭

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Some genuinely good pizza advice there, will keep an eye out for this

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Oh, totally!! Tim & Eric skits were what kept me alive as a 17 year old at my divorced dad's place for weekend visits at 2am LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

An Essay About Essay(ist)s

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I have The Food Lab too but honestly haven't touched it yet because it looks intimidating, might do Elder Scrolls Vol 2 or one of the Tolkien ones next. Absolutely welcome to have any other recommendations to beef up my shelf some more--interested in what Coolio has to offer 🐊

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Thank you!! A lot of these have become things I want to make with my bf once he moves it and have it be cute date night things. I've got some other cookbooks I want to go through in a similar way; hopefully faster than the 5+ years this one did, and hopefully just as good.

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

(first part is a bit of a gag and you gotta scroll through it a little~)

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

It's in two parts: www.mariowiki.com/The_'Shroom:... www.mariowiki.com/The_'Shroom:...

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Eyyyy, Elder Scrolls Cookbook, I did some reviews on that and really enjoyed it! Really simple but inventive, leaves open a lot of room for experimentation.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/07/2025

South Korean advertising stays on another level

the Billionbox Burger restaurant Itaewon, who's slogan is

WE BELIEVE THAT OTHER BURGERS ARE SHIT

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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Just kinda unfortunate how she's treated as naive and not quite as smart as our rough-and-tumble protagonist

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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 14/07/2025

aI iS cOmInG fOr YoUr JoBs

a screenshot from a food ordering app showing a picture of chicken nuggets and the text:

"Chicken Pops

Small, itchy, blister-like bumps caused by the varicella-zoster virus; common in childhood."

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I just like turning my brain off to see Anna Hathaway do stuff in space to a Hanz Zimmer soundtrack while she rocks a phenomenal haircut 👉👈

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Gotta have those secondary benefits! Preservation, thickening, brightness! Just go ahead and add a bunch more sugar to even it out, it's still fruit so it's still healthy 😁

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I appreciate your dedication to making the most out of insane markdowns.

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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

😔

Mother Joan of the Angels
(Matka Joanna od Aniołów)
dir: Jerzy Kawalerowicz 📽️

mother Joan looking contrite in her habit asking

is it my fault I am possessed by eight powerful demons?

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Not sure if this a fantastic cross-branding or not..

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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I bought an electric screwdriver recently and the box has images of all the different attachments you can get for it. One of them is a PEPPER GRINDER. Pepper darling? *whips out a pelican case and starts assembling the grinder like The Jackal*

electric screwdriver with pepper grinder attachment being used to season a boiled egg

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Jenny Danko @jennydanko.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

I'm just posting some old stuff till my arm feels better. In the meantime is there anything you guys would like to see more of going forward. I'm not the best at social media but I'm trying.

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Jenny Danko @jennydanko.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Posting more old art. What's your favorite kind of Bread? 🍞 Arm is almost recovered 💪 A few more days and just in time for Alfreda Splash Festival this weekend!!! I'll be back at Summerfair in Cincinnati the following weekend. #digitalart #illustration #pigeon #drawing #bread

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Cinematic Moments Of All Time @cinematicmoments.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Napoleon (2023)

BARON MORBIUS: I am enjoying a succulent breakfast!

Napoleon (2023), Solstice: The Quest for the Staff of Demnos (1990)

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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

i love Thom so much. I'm still only a very marginal hobby artist after 25+years but if I could have shown my 15 year old self I'd have taken that character even this far, creating a cartoon dog that some ppl actually like, he would have been so happy

cartoon dog in orange space suit and backwards ball cap, smoking a cigarette and looking pensive

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

The same is true for furry cons. They are the only places where I've held a friend's hand or kissed someone without thinking twice about it. Nobody notices or cares. It's just.. normal bsky.app/profile/bran...

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants

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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

@smilingnodding.bsky.social

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called
Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says "im gonna fuck a hamburger"

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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

got your girl under the burgalier making her go robble robble

Burger chandelier

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

When she jiggles like that 😳

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Chinese buffet red jello I love you

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Absolutely gorgeous art by @teekayeh on Tumblr featuring me in all kinds of Skyrimmy situations ⚔️🧙

Anton summoning dozens of cheese wheels

Anton dressed like Neloth from Skyrim: Dragonborn

Anton using his 100 Sneak skill for only the most altruistic reasons; pickpocketing is bad, so just take the entire pants with the pockets included!

Anton performing a Shout, smashing down walls and lowering the property value of the neighborhood as the cafe sandwiches are too expensive.

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Part 2 of The Elder Scrolls Cookbook review! It's also my 100th review overall! www.mariowiki.com/The_%27Shroo...

'Stewed Apples and Eidar Cheese' recipe from The Elder Scrolls Cookbook

'Lavender Honey Bread' from The Elder Scrolls Cookbook

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NPR @npr.org · 24/06/2025

TikTok recently banned a hashtag called #SkinnyTok after European regulators warned it was promoting extreme weight loss. But eliminating this kind of content is not easy.

TikTok bans #SkinnyTok. But content promoting unhealthy eating persists

The social media platform TikTok recently banned a hashtag called #SkinnyTok after European regulators warned it was promoting extreme weight loss. But eliminating this kind of content is not easy.

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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

rationalising your own revulsion/squicks about ppl's thoughts or desires as a moral position is what fundamentalist psychopaths do

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Frame #51000 from S04 -E11 - Battle Ayu Sweetfish-628205

Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

wowee red-haired white mage magikoopa cousin hi hi hi!! ✨