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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Part 2 of Fall reviews! Thanksgiving helps to keep Christmas at bay, but how long can it last? 🍁🍂🍎🦃 www.mariowiki.com/The_'Shroom:... Art by GBAToad

Anton riding a battle turkey, triumphantly posing and looking super awesome and cool with his armored gauntlet and matching flail with the demonic remains of Santa festering underneath.

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

New review! Pumpkin spice undeniably keeps Fall holding strong against a powerful wintry assault, but can it stay relevant forever? 🎃🎃🎃 Art by @woglril.bsky.social www.mariowiki.com/The_%27Shroo...

Anton holds onto a pumpkin tight while a menacing Santa holding a sharpened candy cane lurks in the darkness. The Halloween decor in Anton's room is tasteful and very cute and perfectly fine to have up for the entire year against the judgment of visitors.

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Sometimes I regret walking into natural food stores

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I have The Food Lab too but honestly haven't touched it yet because it looks intimidating, might do Elder Scrolls Vol 2 or one of the Tolkien ones next. Absolutely welcome to have any other recommendations to beef up my shelf some more--interested in what Coolio has to offer 🐊

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

It's in two parts: www.mariowiki.com/The_'Shroom:... www.mariowiki.com/The_'Shroom:...

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Not sure if this a fantastic cross-branding or not..

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

When she jiggles like that 😳

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Chinese buffet red jello I love you

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Absolutely gorgeous art by @teekayeh on Tumblr featuring me in all kinds of Skyrimmy situations ⚔️🧙

Anton dressed like Neloth from Skyrim: Dragonborn

Anton using his 100 Sneak skill for only the most altruistic reasons; pickpocketing is bad, so just take the entire pants with the pockets included!

Anton performing a Shout, smashing down walls and lowering the property value of the neighborhood as the cafe sandwiches are too expensive.

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Part 2 of The Elder Scrolls Cookbook review! It's also my 100th review overall! www.mariowiki.com/The_%27Shroo...

'Stewed Apples and Eidar Cheese' recipe from The Elder Scrolls Cookbook

'Lavender Honey Bread' from The Elder Scrolls Cookbook

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I'm sorry but who the fuck thinks this is the best way to add pepperoni to a sub

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

New review is out! Spring Cleaning special 🌷🧹✨ My annual special where I review a mixed bag of stuff that's been just laying around. Also EXTREMELY good art by Gabumon, I'm thoroughly happy with it!!! www.mariowiki.com/The_%27Shroo...

Anton coming home after buying more groceries despite his place being loaded with more groceries already. He seems shocked even though he keeps doing this over and over.

Art by Gabumon

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Absolutely love Sprouts and their commitment to having too much inventory and then having to severely discount it 🥰

Bottle of Zeal Creamery chocolate milk on discount at Sprouts, regularly $8.99 for half a gallon but temporarily only $1.09 due to a close expiration date

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I'm hoping this isn't indicative of Atlanta's pizza etc. game but never should I ever have to be faced with a "calzone" that's not fully closed and uses soft dough that's effectively a pizza folded up. Where's the seal!!! Where's the crisp exterior!!! Where's the shame!!!

Italian "calzone" from Schlotzsky's in Atlanta, Georgia. It more resembles a discarded soggy pizza that got folded over rather than correctly resembling a hand pie.

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

So of course I went to farmers markets and cheese shops

Rainy outdoor farmers' market in Atlanta

Full-service cheese display case at Capella cheese shop in Atlanta

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I was one of 17,736 weirdos at the furry convention in Atlanta this last week. Saw a lot of friends, went on several adventures, had a lot of fun! #fwa

Photo from a higher floor of the Marriott Marquis in Atlanta, overlooking Furry Weekend Atlanta 2025

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

When somebody comes to the punk furry function with a soft serve ice cream machine ✨

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Naturally bringing up offbeat things I've reviewed in conversations with friends over tasty drinks and dinner and inspiring them to try something is honestly entirely why I do anything I do, this feels like I've just achieved a Sims Lifetime Aspiration 😭

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

If your restaurant has homemade chips I WILL be getting them 🥔✨

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

You're right, the only suggestion I would make is filling this all in so we can build an America's Best and a Chick-fil-A drive-through gauntlet

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Eatin' a slice in one of the most beautiful places 🍕🏞️

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I wonder when the hot honey bubble is going to pop, and which flavor sensation will come next. Any guesses?

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Gotta make a stop every time I drive through the Carolinas. I wish they'd come back to Orlando because their selection is massive but the foot traffic is just obviously not there.

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Just witnessed a couple look at these Perfect Bars and with the most irritating full-of-themselves intonation the guy said "well if they WERE perfect, they'd be using sunflower butter 😏", and then have the most forced stomach-based laugh you'd imagine a British royal to make at a dinner party

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

idk how to feel about this. Acknowledges how AI-generated labels can render incorrect and dangerous information, and offers help to these brands with that aspect of printing, but still uses the slop design. I'm not sure this is a halfway point that truly meets in the middle, just normalizes it 🫤

Instagram post from hatfieldcteative, Text reads: "‼️New Service ‼️ We'll Turn Your Ai Concept Art to a Print Ready Craft Beverage Label! While AI-generated designs can be impressive, human expertise is still essential to turn your concept into a polished, FDA-compliant, and print-ready file."

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Surprised it took so long to see AI slop in the wild, and of course I see it in local craft canning. Skimping out on an artist just tells me you're likely cutting corners in other areas of your production. Failure to build brand trust.

Display of Florida Cold Brew Coffee using obvious AI generated designs on its packaging.

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

$4.24 is still insane for a single 3.7oz chocolate bunny, but originally $16.99 ??????

Lake Champlain Milk Chocolate Bunny on sale at The Fresh Market

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I have fun taking the pictures 😁

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

New review, very topical!! 🐰🐣🥕 Lots of Easter candy and treats and even a milk! www.mariowiki.com/The_'Shroom:...

Anton wearing very festive Easter bunny ears while frying up chocolate eggs as if they were regular eggs

Art by Toadbert101

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Sure is meatballs, but disappointed that it's mashed potatoes and not ice cream

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

"Meatball Sundae" is a very fascinating concept

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Like what in the world am I supposed to do with an entire jar of Nutella??

'Gourmet Milkshake' with chocolate ice cream, chocolate fudge, chocolate cereal, chocolate donut, chocolate bar, chocolate cookie, and an entire jar of Nutella just plunked right on top.

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

@paraslider.bsky.social was kind enough to draw me trying several of them

Art by @paraslider

Anton sipping on a minty shake from JoJo's Shake Bar in a Bizarre way

Art by @paraslider

Anton choking on the world's most freezer burnt ice cream

Art by @paraslider

The Masked Magikoopa--definitely not Anton--wondering how best to wrestle with this spicy shake

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Throwback to 2024's April Fools review, where I took on 'Freakshakes', those ridiculous gourmet milkshakes that scream "I'm in a tourist area and all of my credit cards are yours to take!" 🍦🍰🧁🥨🍫💥 Delicious art is by @paraslider.bsky.social 🥰 www.mariowiki.com/The_'Shroom:...

Art by @paraslider

Anton looking nervously at an obnoxious milkshake that looks like him: pizza for the pointy hat, candy for the glasses, cinnamon bun for the hair swirl, etc. Is this to become his fate if he continues down this demonic path?

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Love it when the weirdo artisan markets are right outside an Italian deli 🍅🍷🥖

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

"Guilt-free" implies I'm feeling guilty about consuming chocolate to begin with, you will NOT place that burden on me. Guilt and shame have no place here, I chose you because you're weird 😤

Bottle of Elmhurst oat-something chocolate milk saying "this is the guilt-free chocolate fix you've been craving"

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Nothing demonic going on here, nope nope nope, just me and Frito against the world

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Genuinely one of the most vile things I've ever had.

Photo of Slingshot Coffee Co's Black Cherry Cola Coffee Soda

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Throwback to the coffee fakeout I used for the intro to my The Elder Scrolls Cookbook review www.mariowiki.com/The_'Shroom:...

Photo of The Elder Scrolls: The Official Cookbook, with spilled wine, metal flail, spices, etc. as decor

Sweetrolls on a wooden board, with grapes, wine, and a skull

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

She also made things like Darth Lumiere, for what it's worth

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

My niece made a "Darth Uncle Anton", wonderful taste with the cape.

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Taking silly pictures of things I haven't tried yet is half of the joy of writing these

Two cans of Taika latte posed within a Barbie Dream House

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Went to a Chinese buffet by myself because that's one of my 'I can eat ice cream for dinner' adult realizations, and I made some glorious telepathic rapport with the hostess who was being screamed at by an old woman because "IN AMERICA WE DON'T FRY SHRIMP WITH TAILS" Anyways rate my spread.

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

At Buc-ee's right now, and when the workers scream their "FRESHHHH BRISKET ON THE BOARD!" when they start chopping it, there's a small crowd of people joining in, absolutely cheesed about it. They've done this for 4 cycles now and I'm worried that it's a siren effect that will entangle me soon, too.

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

March's review is ready-to-drink coffee! 🏃☕ www.mariowiki.com/The_'Shroom:...

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