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Anton 🥨

@antonshalfbaked.bsky.social
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I try food then I talk about it! 🥛☕🍫 Super Mario Wiki staff writer. 34, He/Him, Gay. 🛫Grew up in Buffalo, now in Orlando 🛬 Expect food, art, furry, spooky stuff, ramblings, reposts SFW, but potentially 18+

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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Part 2 of Fall reviews! Thanksgiving helps to keep Christmas at bay, but how long can it last? 🍁🍂🍎🦃 www.mariowiki.com/The_'Shroom:... Art by GBAToad
Anton riding a battle turkey, triumphantly posing and looking super awesome and cool with his armored gauntlet and matching flail with the demonic remains of Santa festering underneath.
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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
New review! Pumpkin spice undeniably keeps Fall holding strong against a powerful wintry assault, but can it stay relevant forever? 🎃🎃🎃 Art by @woglril.bsky.social www.mariowiki.com/The_%27Shroo...
Anton holds onto a pumpkin tight while a menacing Santa holding a sharpened candy cane lurks in the darkness. The Halloween decor in Anton's room is tasteful and very cute and perfectly fine to have up for the entire year against the judgment of visitors.
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Neven Mrgan @mrgan.com · 03/10/2025
I’m gonna say something controversial: I actually don’t think chickpea anxiety is real
Screenshot of NYT YouTube channel introducing a recipe with “chickpea anxiety is real.”
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
exhibit 183193 in "nobody running big corporations has a single fucking clue about selling things" betty crocker shrank their cake boxes instead of raising prices and now a huge % of recipes that use them no longer work. meaning there's no point in buying a mix at all.
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erykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
hey im your coworker. i just got really good at coughing wanna see
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erykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH1b... i love her so much for this video
youtube.com
Microwaving fish at work is a personality defect
YouTube video by Krissychula
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Orona! @orona.red · 24/08/2025
in my defence, this is a mistake that anyone could have made
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 16/08/2025
Gaius Baltar in NBSG with a speech bubble saying the thing below
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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Sometimes I regret walking into natural food stores
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
watching MasterChef again and it's reminded me of this old video. My fav part of MasterChef mass catering challenges, which happens WITHOUT FAIL: when the representative from the guest venue explains what food is for
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 17/08/2025
Met royalty today
The original Maid Marian / “McRib is Back” drawing, framed
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boarhound @ravenhallow.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 05/08/2025
Free Mario Nipple Wallpaper via Nintendo. ow.ly/U9A950WA5Ya
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Amy McCarthy @aemccarthy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
ultimately i believe we went too far in teaching everyone to have extreme confidence in their opinions and actions bring back shame!!!
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scorpy @socpens.com · 01/08/2025
this footage of a british food factory making a junk food called "crack-a-snack" is gold 😭
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
An Essay About Essay(ist)s
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/07/2025
South Korean advertising stays on another level
the Billionbox Burger restaurant Itaewon, who's slogan is

WE BELIEVE THAT OTHER BURGERS ARE SHIT
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
If that's wrong, I don't want to be right
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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 14/07/2025
aI iS cOmInG fOr YoUr JoBs
a screenshot from a food ordering app showing a picture of chicken nuggets and the text:

"Chicken Pops

Small, itchy, blister-like bumps caused by the varicella-zoster virus; common in childhood."
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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
😔
Mother Joan of the Angels
(Matka Joanna od Aniołów)
dir: Jerzy Kawalerowicz 📽️

mother Joan looking contrite in her habit asking 

is it my fault I am possessed by eight powerful demons?
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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Not sure if this a fantastic cross-branding or not..
Four Sigmatic brand coffee with The Last Of Us theming, with cordyceps mushrooms
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I bought an electric screwdriver recently and the box has images of all the different attachments you can get for it. One of them is a PEPPER GRINDER. Pepper darling? *whips out a pelican case and starts assembling the grinder like The Jackal*
electric screwdriver with pepper grinder attachment being used to season a boiled egg
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Jenny Danko @jennydanko.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I'm just posting some old stuff till my arm feels better. In the meantime is there anything you guys would like to see more of going forward. I'm not the best at social media but I'm trying.
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Jenny Danko @jennydanko.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Posting more old art. What's your favorite kind of Bread? 🍞 Arm is almost recovered 💪 A few more days and just in time for Alfreda Splash Festival this weekend!!! I'll be back at Summerfair in Cincinnati the following weekend. #digitalart #illustration #pigeon #drawing #bread
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Cinematic Moments Of All Time @cinematicmoments.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Napoleon (2023)
BARON MORBIUS: I am enjoying a succulent breakfast!

Napoleon (2023), Solstice: The Quest for the Staff of Demnos (1990)
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
i love Thom so much. I'm still only a very marginal hobby artist after 25+years but if I could have shown my 15 year old self I'd have taken that character even this far, creating a cartoon dog that some ppl actually like, he would have been so happy
cartoon dog in orange space suit and backwards ball cap, smoking a cigarette and looking pensive
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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
🥚
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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The same is true for furry cons. They are the only places where I've held a friend's hand or kissed someone without thinking twice about it. Nobody notices or cares. It's just.. normal bsky.app/profile/bran...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
@smilingnodding.bsky.social

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called
Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says "im gonna fuck a hamburger"
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
got your girl under the burgalier making her go robble robble
Burger chandelier
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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Chinese buffet red jello I love you
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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Part 2 of The Elder Scrolls Cookbook review! It's also my 100th review overall! www.mariowiki.com/The_%27Shroo...
'Stewed Apples and Eidar Cheese' recipe from The Elder Scrolls Cookbook'Lavender Honey Bread' from The Elder Scrolls Cookbook
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NPR @npr.org · 24/06/2025
TikTok recently banned a hashtag called #SkinnyTok after European regulators warned it was promoting extreme weight loss. But eliminating this kind of content is not easy.
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TikTok bans #SkinnyTok. But content promoting unhealthy eating persists
The social media platform TikTok recently banned a hashtag called #SkinnyTok after European regulators warned it was promoting extreme weight loss. But eliminating this kind of content is not easy.
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
rationalising your own revulsion/squicks about ppl's thoughts or desires as a moral position is what fundamentalist psychopaths do
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Frame #51000 from S04 -E11 - Battle Ayu Sweetfish-628205
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✨️🍊Citri🍊✨️ @citrus-shygal.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Yap yap yap #Nintendo #Supermario #mariooc #digitalart
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I've eaten regional favorites and comfort food all over the globe, but nothing ever quite scratches that itch quite like pizza and wings in Western NY
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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I'm sorry but who the fuck thinks this is the best way to add pepperoni to a sub
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Dr. Sandra Steingraber 🏳️‍🌈 @ssteingraber1.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Your reminder that Humboldt Fog cheese, Humboldt County, CA, the Humboldt penguin (Spheniscus humboldti),and the Humboldt Current that allows wine grapes to grow in Chile are all named for an 18th C gay scientist whose love letters were all burned and who left his entire estate to his “valet.” 🏳️‍🌈
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Lizard Wizard | Comms:Open! @thelizardwizard.net · 02/06/2025
Comm for @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social #art #furryart
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Mr. Cato @thestoopidcato.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Caught!
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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
New review is out! Spring Cleaning special 🌷🧹✨ My annual special where I review a mixed bag of stuff that's been just laying around. Also EXTREMELY good art by Gabumon, I'm thoroughly happy with it!!! www.mariowiki.com/The_%27Shroo...
Anton coming home after buying more groceries despite his place being loaded with more groceries already. He seems shocked even though he keeps doing this over and over.

Art by Gabumon
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
5 Malevolent Foods [2/2]
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
5 Malevolent Foods (2024) [1/2]
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Hyenamaxxing @steampossum.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Also integral to the best fast food experience is a menu that's one of those slat boards with the letters that slide into place. Even better with faded photographs of the food. You walk in and the burger joint's got a digital menu scrolling from one page to the next before you can read it? Get out.
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Hyenamaxxing @steampossum.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Mcdonald's got rid of the stale oil stink and now look at them. $13 for a double cheeseburger that looks perfect but tastes like nothing.
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Hyenamaxxing @steampossum.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The smell of hot, stale oil cooking off is integral to the ideal fast food experience. Pizza, burgers, hot dogs, funnel cake - all are enhanced by the aroma of six dozen french fry dunks or grease that dripped on an oven heating element.
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Peel back and enjoy
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Anton 🥨 @antonshalfbaked.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Absolutely love Sprouts and their commitment to having too much inventory and then having to severely discount it 🥰
Bottle of Zeal Creamery chocolate milk on discount at Sprouts, regularly $8.99 for half a gallon but temporarily only $1.09 due to a close expiration date
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