iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Varangian guard

@antifageneral.bsky.social

68 followers 54 following 195 posts

hello and welcome to poundtown, I am the mayor due to gerrymandering

Posts Replies Media

Reposted by Varangian guard

Gabrielle @gabbklein.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026

What guarantees can you give me that your Ass won't go rogue?

1171

Reposted by Varangian guard

Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

totally valid to reply to any work-related feedback with “get a life”

1320443

Reposted by Varangian guard

Varangian guard @antifageneral.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

The ayatollah came to me- big ayatollah, strong ayatollah - tears running down his face and he said : sir, you won sir

0952

Reposted by Varangian guard

Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

A gathering of freeloading suitors in deep blue Ithaca might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the din of another free government-sponsored meal you can hear a faint whisper that it's time for transvestigation of Telemachus.

2132

Reposted by Varangian guard

ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

0192

Reposted by Varangian guard

DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

please doctor, my sauce. it’s very weak

125584

Reposted by Varangian guard

Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity

513187706

Varangian guard @antifageneral.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Saw a pretty girl in the supermarket next to the steaks- it was a MEAT cute

020

Reposted by Varangian guard

NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Hitler’s uneasy blend of forced labor and mass murder raised eyebrows in some quarters.

14804113

Reposted by Varangian guard

Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Missed a call by seconds. Immediately phoned back. No answer. Just chucked your phone in the lake there did you? You living off the grid then? Heard you're a wild man of the forests now. Good for you. Good for you you piece of shit.

313229

Reposted by Varangian guard